50 Ways To Kill Me : 50 Ways to Kill Me
Band Name
50 Ways To Kill Me
Album Name
50 Ways to Kill Me
Type
Album
Released date
2005
Labels
Fecal-Matter Discorporated
Music StyleExperimental Metal
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Tracklist
| 1. Intro (Being Born) |
| 2. Hit My Head with a Hammer |
| 3. Make Me a Tin Foil Suit to Wear and Then Force Me to Walk Around in the Storm |
| 4. Throw a Banana Peel in the Path of my Unicycle |
| 5. Seal My Mouth and Nose with Superglue and Crazyglue |
| 6. Put Me in a Gigantic Toaster and Watch Me Pop Up Burnt to a Crisp |
| 7. Put Me In a Bathtub Filled With Acid |
| 8. Poison My Soymilk |
| 9. Chop Off My Nose (and Don't Give Me Bandages) |
| 10. Shoot Me with a Gun |
| 11. Stab Me with a Fork |
| 12. Use a Gigantic Claw to Crush Me Like an Ant |
| 13. Cover Me with Honey and Unleash the Bees (I'm Allergic to Bees) |
| 14. Kick Me in the Nuts |
| 15. Kill Me with Voodoo |
| 16. Bury Me Alive |
| 17. Make Me a Noose and I'll Take it from There |
| 18. Pretend You're Taking Me Out to Brunch And then Kidnap Me, Tie Me Up, and Make Me Drink Gasoline (Brunch-Crunch) |
| 19. Wait For Me to Finish Building a Treehouse and Then Cut It Down Once I'm Up There |
| 20. Lock Me in a Cabinet and When I Scream "Help I'm Suffocating" Just Ignore Me |
| 21. Push Me Out a Window |
| 22. Push Me Down a Staircase |
| 23. On X-mas Make Me Be Under the Mistletoe with a Girl Who Has AIDS and Cuts in Her Mouth |
| 24. Tell Me to Get into a Motorcycle Accident |
| 25. Push Me Out an Airplane with a Fake Parachute |
| 26. Send Me to Iraq |
| 27. Ask Me What my Favorite Horror Movie Is and When I Say "Nightmare on Elm Street 4", Chop Off My Ear Until I Bleed to Death |
| 28. Put a Razor Blade in My Burrito |
| 29. Impale My Face with a Pitchfork |
| 30. Beat Me with a Baseball Bat |
| 31. Beat Me Unmerciful |
| 32. Break a Bottle in My Face |
| 33. Chuck a Cinderblock at My Face |
| 34. Put My Nose in Heather Colona's Booty While She Eats Beans and Farts (Brooke Bonomi Looks Like Chewbacca) |
| 35. Inject Me With a Needle that Mutates Me into a Lobster (Then Put Me in Hot Water) |
| 36. Froce Me to Be Within 100 Feet of Jessica Motty's Filthy Cunt-Like Slophole without Wearing a Condom or Gasmask or Radiation Suit and Watch Me Catch AIDS Faster than You Can Say the Word Slut |
| 37. Make Me Swim Around in Lava |
| 38. Wale Me in the Crotch with a Plank of Wood with a Nail Sticking Out of It |
| 39. Chisel at My Face Until I'm Dead |
| 40. Slash Me with a Chain for Fun and Then Tie Me Up and Put Me in a Walk-In Freezer Till I Get So Cold that I Croak |
| 41. Slash My Skull with an Axe |
| 42. Have Me Sit in the Sun for a Long Time So I Turn into a Human Raisin |
| 43. Blind Fold Me and Guide Me into a Highway |
| 44. Bite My Ear Off |
| 45. Rape Me in the Armpit with a Chainsaw |
| 46. Throw Me Off a Cliff |
| 47. Burn Me with Acid |
| 48. Hit Me with a Lead Pipe |
| 49. Duct Tape My Head to Explosives |
| 50. Shave Me With a Rusty Razor |
| 51. Slip Some Rat Poison into My Bagel |
| 52. Entering the Gates of Hell |
