50 Ways To Kill Me : 50 More Ways to Die for Satan
Band Name
50 Ways To Kill Me
Album Name
50 More Ways to Die for Satan
Type
Album
Released date
2005
Music StyleExperimental Metal
Members owning this album0
Tracklist
| 1. Throw A Razor at Me |
| 2. Throw Me into a Fire |
| 3. Dig Your Hand into My Ear and Pull Out My Brain |
| 4. Suck My Eyes Out of My Skull with a Vaccuum Then Stick a Dick in Each Eye Hole into My Brain |
| 5. Unleash 5000 Pregnant Rats into My House So They Eat Me Alive |
| 6. Set It Up So I'm Just at the Wrong Place at the Wrong Time |
| 7. I'm Going to Walk Into a Dark Room Filled with People That Hate Me with a Blindfold On, the Second I Turn on the Lights, Attack! |
| 8. Push Me Off a Mountain |
| 9. Feed Me a Tomato Injected with Poison |
| 10. Bash Me in the Face with Your Mailbox Then When You Go to Check the Mail in the Morning You Find My Teeth |
| 11. After Touching My Penis Shaft, Leave Me in an Elevator Shaft So It Comes Down and Crushes Me Like an Ant |
| 12. Make Me Suck Your Dick Upside Down So That Your Balls Poke My Eyes Out into My Brain |
| 13. Bring Me to the Zoo and Feed Me to the Lions |
| 14. Bring Me to the Zoo and Feed Me to the Bears |
| 15. Bring Me to the Zoo and Feed Me to the Snakes |
| 16. Break a Bottle Over My Dickhead |
| 17. Stick Your Arm Up My Butthole and Pull Out Poops in My Eyes and Make Me Cross Heavy Traffic |
| 18. Take a Crowbar and Grind It into My Face |
| 19. Throw a Cell Phone Off the Statue of Liberty onto My Head |
| 20. When I'm Getting Open Heart Surgery Crowd Surf Knocking Down All the Doctors |
| 21. Cover Me in Sludgy Diarrhea and Lock Me in a Cage with a Retarded Coprophiliac |
| 22. Put a Pump into My Stomach and Fill Me with Air Then Poke Me with a Safety Pin So I Pop |
| 23. Cover Me in Butter snd Lock Me in a Room with Rosie O'Donnel and Anna Nicole Smith, the 2 Fattest Slobs in Showbiz |
| 24. Make Me Bite the Curb and Eat My Brains for Dinner |
| 25. Suck My Dingaling with Razorblades in Your Mouth |
| 26. Send Me to China to Lick the Ground So I Get SARS |
| 27. Send Me Out into the Cold with No Clothes and Ice Cubes Duct Taped to My Ballbag |
| 28. Destroy My Pipe Lines So You Cut Off My Water Supply |
| 29. Crack Open My Head and Eat Out My Brains with Chopsticks |
| 30. Cut Down a Redwood Tree Right Next to Me So It Falls and Gives Me a Bop on the Noggin' |
| 31. Fart, Then Light a Match and Hold It Up to Your Sodomy Hole While My Face is Right There So I Get Flamed to the Face |
| 32. Smack Me in the Nuts with a Wrench Then Make Me a Poison Smoothie to Drink |
| 33. Make Me Suck a Horse's Cock So He Shoots Gallons of Dickwad Down My Throat and I Choke |
| 34. Strap 100 Pound Weights to My My Back and Put Me on an Ice Skating Rink in June |
| 35. Nails Me to a Cross Like That Piece of Shit Jesus Christ |
| 36. Cremate Me While I'm Still Alive Then Put My Ashes in Pepper Shakers So Stupid Fucking Humans Eat Me |
| 37. Put a Detonation Device That Blows Up Inside My Anus and Send Me Off to Michael Jackson's House |
| 38. Make Me Drink Gasoline Then Shoot a Lit Match Down My Throat with a Sling Shot |
| 39. Jam a Dirty Piece of Glass into My Chest |
| 40. My Dick is So Huge So I Wrap It in Tin Foil During a Brutal Storm; I'll Go Stand Outside |
| 41. Make Me Play Russian Roulette But Instead of 1 Bullet Out of 6 Loaded, All 6 Are |
| 42. Feed Me to Gigantic Crocodiles |
| 43. Take a Knife and Slash My Buttcheeks Up, Then Make Me Sit on Every Public Toilet on Earth |
| 44. Make Me Sniff Glue for a Really Long Time |
| 45. Make Me Fight the Karate Kid |
| 46. Put Me in a Pool with Blood Thirsty Piranhas in It |
| 47. Make Me Stay Up for Days So I'm Tired I Can't Even Lift A Finger, Then Put a Bed on the Train Tracks |
| 48. Make Me Some Cement Shoes and Throw Me Off A Dock Into an Ocean |
| 49. Hit Head with Computer Screen |
| 50. Dress Me Up Like a Deer During Hunting Season and Send Me Out Into the Woods |
