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Band Name
50 Ways To Kill Me
Album Name
Gnarly Deth Wish
Type
Album
Released date
2010
Labels
Scene Destroyer Records
Music StyleExperimental Metal
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Tracklist
| 1. Put My Head Through a TV and Watch Me |
| 2. Have the World's Hottest and Horniest Girls Lay Naked Covered in Money and Set Up Landmines Around Them So That I Step on One When Running Over There |
| 3. Gag Me With a Spoon Until I Hurl Up All My Internal Organs |
| 4. Play an Atypical Game of Pin the Tail On the Donkey Blindfolded, and I'm the Donkey! |
| 5. Put an Awesome Cd On So That I Headbang So Hard My Head Snaps Off My Neck Like a Pencil |
| 6. Put Me In Prison So That When I Try To Escape I Get Caught In the Guard Tower's Spotlight and They Shoot Me |
| 7. Decapitate Me With a Gnarly Battle Axe |
| 8. Take Me To a Racidal Concert, When I Stagedive Everyone Will Move Out of the Way. Also, There Just Happens To Be Spikes Set Up on the Floor in That Exact Spot |
| 9. Tell God How Bogus or Mental I Think He Is So That He Smites Me With Lightning |
| 10. Tell the Devil How Excellent I Think He Is So That He Strikes Me With Lightning |
| 11. Set Up Spikes on the Sidewalk, My Hair is So Long That I'll Trip Over It and Land on the Spikes |
| 12. Cut Down a Jumbo Redwood Tree Right Next to Me |
| 13. Bring Me To a Barber Shop Where the Dude Is Drunk So That His Hand Slips and Cuts My Head Off |
| 14. Throw a Banana Peel On the Floor At the Foot Court In the Mall So That I Slip On It While Trying To Roller Skate, Upon Impact My Skull Shatters Like Glass |
| 15. Put Me In an Arcade Game So I Get Chased By a 8-Bit Ninja |
| 16. Put Me In a Gnarly Spaceship and Send Me To Planet Kron von So I Get Attacked By Dorkords and Gluegords |
| 17. Slit My Vein, It's Tubular |
| 18. Tell Some Bodaciously Busty Babes To Stand On the Other Side of the Road So That I'm Distracted While Crossing and Some Dillhole In a Van Runs Me Over Turning Me Into a Human Pancake |
| 19. Bring Me To a Momentous Party Lurking With Creeps So When I'm Not Looking Someone Shoots Aids-Infested Dickwad Into My Beverage |
| 20. Wedge a Detonation Devide That Explodes Upon Semen-Contact Up My Buttocks and Then Cross-Dress Me So That Some Dude Thinks I'm a Dudette and Tries To Take Me On a Date |
| 21. Lace My Scrumptious Soda Pop With Arsenic |
| 22. Lace the Highschool Pizza With Mega-Toxic Waste So That My Teachers and Classmates Become Space-Mutants Hellbent On Canceling the Return of Christ By Eating My Brain |
| 23. Print Me Into Money |
| 24. Loosen the Screws On My Skateboard So That the Wheels Break Off Causing Me To Fall and Smear My Face Onto the Road Only To Be Licked Up By Dogs |
| 25. Give Me Heroin |
| 26. Mutilate My Guts With a Majestic Chainsaw of Fury |
| 27. Put a 50 Ways Album On the Turntable and Crank It So Loud That My Eyes Bug Out and My Mental Brain Bursts Into Gore That Resembles Confetti Laced With Spaghetti |
| 28. Put Me In a Cannon and Shoot Me Into a Brick Wall |
| 29. Churn Me Into Cream |
| 30. Frame Me For Murder So That I'm Forced To Sit In an Electric Chair That Will Make Me Into a Black Skeleton With Spiky Hair |
| 31. Blast My Brains and Face Onto the Wall With a Double Barrel Shotgun of Doom |
| 32. Cover Every Inch of My Heinous Body With Nicotine Patches |
| 33. Cover Every Inch of My Heinous Body With Leeches |
| 34. Convince a Horse To Date Rape Me So That When I Give Birth Out My Anus and It Comes Out As a Centaur, I Have a Heart Attack |
| 35 Dress Me Up Like a Cow So That When Cowboys Brand the 50 Ways Grave-and-Thumbs-Up Logo on Me It Burns So Bad That I Pass Away and Enter Heaven |
| 36. Feed Me To 130 Starving Cats |
| 37. Catch Me In Your Store's Dumpster Seeking Fresh Trash To Eat, Get Offended By It, and Turn On the Trash Compactor |
| 38. Hand Me My Guitar So I Shred Riffs of Devastation, Causing Volcanic Eruptions and Lightning To Strike Me Down With Grim Force More Deadly Than the Lightning Described In Tracks 9 &10 |
| 39. Build Me a Car With a Keyboard and Mouse Instead of a Steering Wheel So That I Drive Through a Carpal Tunnel |
| 40. Put Dynamite Sticks In My Birthday Cake Instead of Candles So That When I Blow Them Out and Make a Gnarly Deth Wish It Comes True |
| 41. Tie Me To the Train Tracks So a Most Unearthly Choo Choo Train Comes and Splits My Body Causing My Intestines To Stretch For Miles |
| 42. Use Totally Abominable Black Magic To Turn Me Into a Chicken So That I Get Made Into Nuggets |
| 43. Sand Down My Slap-Bracelet So When I Go To Slap It Onto My Wrist, My Hand Gets Cut Off and My Own Hand Flips Me the Middle Finger As I Perish |
| 44. Strap Weight To My Body and Make Me Ice-Skate On Thin Ice |
| 45. Have a Surfer Make a Noose For Me So I Can Hang Ten |
| 46. Lock Me In a Freezer |
| 47. Lock Me In an Oven |
| 48. Pay For My College So That I Become a Most Triumphantly Wise and Skilled Doctor, Then When I Perform an Abortion, Radical Pro-Lifers Hunt Me Down and Slay Me |
| 49. Decapitate Me, Hollow Out My Head, Put a Candle In It and Put It On Your Door Stop On Halloween |
| 50. Leave Me in the Desert To Rot, For My Barbarically Excellent Suicidal And Bloodthirsty Escapade of Deth Has Now Ended... |
