1. WE'RE GONNA DROP THE ATOMIC BOMB

Mr Oslo, Mr Oslo
How did you get so far, Just a d.i.l.f. And a retard
Mr Oslo, Mr Oslo
Sucking your fancy cigar,
Stolen from
You irritate us man but thats beside the fact
We're gonna drop something and we don't want it back

[Chorus:]
We're gonna drop the atom bomb
We're gonna burn your city down
Another is over and the sun is gone
But it won't be gone for long
Cause we're gonna drop the atom bomb

Oslo Woman, Oslo Woman
How do you get your kicks, playing with various dicks
Oslo woman, Oslo woman
How did you get so dumb, sucking on various thumbs
Your so high culture you think your so fucking hot
You see the circling vultures and look at what we got

[Chorus]

Burn your eye, its coming from the sky
Burn your eye, its coming from the sky


2. WELCOME TO THE GARBAGE DUMP

Welcome to the garbage dump, its a cellar by the sea
Dogs fucking in the sun your on the list but it ain't for free
Welcome to the garbage dump, to the toxic merry-go-round
Theres something in the air tonight , where the poison meets the town

Rope burns, turn the boy loose
Retox and turn the boy loose

Welcome to the garbage dump, welcome boys gone wild
Sweating laughing screaming, on a roller coaster ride

Welcome to the garbage tip where the ocean meets the trash
Tonight we're gonna let it rip, let it burn before we crash

Rope Burns, turn the boy loose
Retox and turn the boy loose
Freak Out and turn the boy loose
Jihad have ya had a noose?

We can take a hike, we can fly a kite
We can burn some buns in the sun

At the garbage dump [x3]
Welcome to the garbage dump [x3]
Lots of filth in one big lump


3. HELL TOUPÉE

Take my family across the land, but too much ass can destroy a man
See I emptied all my glands, inside the emptiness of all my fans
I spent all my testosterone giving all my favorite fans a bone
It's hard on my hair living like a dog and tonight the devil is riding a hog

Night is falling, the curtain's calling
My bio-clock is ticking, so fast

[Chorus:]
And it's gonna be Hell-Toupee, can't stand losing my hair this way
Hell Toupee, hell toupee, not now no way

Other day I was doing the bump, then I found myself taking a dump
It gave me time to contemplate, the state of my hair and it's terrible fate
Spent my life fighting off the pigs, drinking beer and smoking cigs
Stealing riffs and a blowing gigs, but now I'm stuck googling for wigs

Skin is glowing, dome is showing, my bio-clock is ticking so fast

And it's gonna be Hell Toupee
Can't stand losing my hair this way
Hell Toupee, Not now no way
Hell Toupee Day By Day, always thought my hair would stay great
But it's way too late

[Chorus]

Hell Toupee, Razor blade, it's genocide on my head today
Hell toupee, don't fade away, not now no way


4. STROKE THE SHAFT

Stroke it, smoke it, make it last, its not that hard
Scrub it, Rub it, sing along, its not that hard
Say it, pray it, turn on the mic and work it like a child
Don't talk to me about wasted youth like it's going out of style

This is the pipe you cannot smoke, this is the beast that you can stroke
But in a case of emergency - come on, and stroke the shaft

Stroke the shaft, make it last, not too fast, the heads off limits
Grip the staff, at the mast, cast a grasp, the heads off limits

Scorch it, torch, make it blaze, man that was rad
Stroke it, don't choke it, just provoke it, man that was bad, bad as

This is a pipe you can not smoke, this is a beast that you may stroke
But in a case of emergency, break the glass - and stroke the shaft

Stroke the shaft, make it last, not too fast, the heads off limits
Grip the staff at the mast, cast a grasp, the heads off limits
Stroke the shaft, make it last, not too fast, the heads off limits
Grip the staff at the mast, razz-ma-tazz, the heads off limits

Wooaahhh do you remember too fast for love
We fit together like hand in glove
We used to make shit levitate baby, we were soooo
Gotta get my shaft stroked


5. NO, I'M ALPHA MALE

Am I a scorpio, am I the sun, is this my body or an empire of fun
Am I an acrobat, machine of steel, public animal, always dressed to always dressed to

No

I'm alpha male, I never fail, my DNA is for sale
Alpha male, 4 leg caucasion, 2 leg alsation - I am that's what I am
Alpha Male!

Am I too small, an unimpressive, or am I way too hot and wired and aggressive
Am I a bitch magnet, Norwegian waste, will the wind carry your saliva to my face

No, I'm alpha male! I'm not to scale, my DNA's for sale
Alpha Male, 4 leg Caucasian, 2 legged alcasian, I am - that's what I am
Alpha male!

Woahohoah. I got one million issues today, for you a barb wire bouquet!

No, I'm alpha male, born with a tail!
My DNA's for sale
Alpha Male, a sullied Caucasian, a two leg alcasian
That's what I am, I got a plan
ALPHA MALE


6. DO YOU DO YOU DIG DESTRUCTION

Do you, do you, do you?
Yes I do
Do you, do you, do you?
Yes I do

Do you feel it?
Do you feel sexy body eruptions?
Do you want this?
Do you feel it deep inside?
So you say you wanna loose control
Well demolition's coming back in vogue
You can grab it you can bring it to the city
And be the architect of negativity

So come on,
Mayhem's knocking on your front door
So come on,
Brass knuckles and two-by-four

I wanna know

Oh do you, do you dig destruction?
Latino lovers often do
And are you crazy about corruption?
Look in your soul and say it's cool

Are you sick?
Are you suck of de-contruction?
Summer's here and the time is right to vandalize
You can take it to the United Nations
Start a riot on the local rock station
Hey you're not alone
Pick up a stone, live a life of crime

So come on,
War is knocking on your front door
So come on,
Brass knuckles and two-by-four

I wanna know

Oh do you, do you dig destruction?
Latino lovers often do
And are you crazy about corruption?
Look in your soul and say it's cool
You know that its cool, know that is cool, know
That its true

Crazy
I'm crazy like a fool
Yeah, yeah crazy
So what are you gonna do about destruction?

Crazy
I'm crazy like a fool
Yeah yeah crazy
So what are you gonna do?


7. I WANNA COME

I wanna come, to the party at your house
I wanna come but I can't get off
If you let me come, i'll come for both of us
But I just can't seem to get off this crazy bus

So come on, oh baby come on, I just wanna come,
Ain't going home till I'm done, no no

If you invite me to your party we could have some fun, such fun
Oh please invite me to the party I just wanna come

You know this money shot, it could be so hot
If you let me come it will be the lot
It seems like you just don't care
If I could come over there
But thats ok with me i'll just come over here

So come on, oh baby come on, I just wanna come
Ain't going home till I'm done, no no
Cause I need my luck, and I'm gonna get my cut
And I ain't got nothing to hide
I got a one track mind and a double bind
Can't wait to get up from this ride

If you invite me to your party we could have some fun, such fun
Oh please invite me to the party I just wanna come

If you don't want me at your party I won't stay too long, too long
I'm into coming and I tell you that I'm still not done
I'm heading over as we speak cause I'm just gonna come


8. YOU MUST BLEED/ALL NIGHT LONG

Dressed up in studs and leather
Pushed up against a wall
I wanna see you shake your tail feather
Shift to the banging roll

I got no time for love but you just grab the bait
When you come down i'll be a thousand miles away
All night long, you must bleed, bleed for me
Good for you, good for me

All night long, you must bleed, all night long

Some think I'm the denim devil, stardust anti-christ
When I deport off der Nacht and Nebel, I'm a bubble gum 3rd Reich
You'd like to see me face down in empty swimming pool
But I'm still here, so what you gonna do? Fuck you

All night long, you must bleed, bleed for me
Good for you Good for me
All night long, you must bleed, all night long
All night long, gonna wear my thong, all night
I'm coming on strong, I been singing my sing
I'm the right and the wrong, you be singing my song

Oooh ahhh oooh all night long, ahhh
(I love Norwegian girls, because they are... Beautiful pussies, love them)


9. HOT AND FILTHY

Once upon a time, when her legs were short and the night was long
You were a dancer and I was a prancer when you had to tell them all

We had black-light tans, tiny assed number ones
Hanging out with the dead in the graveyard till the break of dawn

Yeah yeah hot n filthy, in the city
Much too much when your 4 foot 5 and cramped up really high

You had your rollerblades I had my bmx
Young enough to stretch, old enough to flex
But we still had to pay the cheques
We were young and loose, nothing to it but black n bruised
Such a hungry child, but you got too wild, hanging in the sexual blues

Yeah yeah hot n filthy, yeah yeah, in the city
Much too much when yr 4 foot 5 and cramped up really high

We were.. Running in the moonlight
Licking our skin, underneath the neon lights

But all good things must come to an end
We took it way around the bend, we seeked and destroyed
And burst like a fistful of hemorrhoids

I lit up just like a star, and you looked just like your mum
Back in the day when she was good looking, she loving the swastika

Yeah yeah hot n filthy, yeah yeah young n pretty
Much too much when yr 4 foot 5 and your cramped up really..
Yeah yeah hot n filthy, yeah yeah in the city
Much too much it's a hot date on the boulevard tonight

Yeah!


10. EVERY BODY LOVES A CHUBBY DUDE

I'm fat and I'm nationwide, I'm hungry big boy in the darkest night
Cover... The horizon

Looking for food in the empty streets, another meal to make my life complete
Take it up with my expanding leather, this painted boy's gonna eat forever so..

Feed me, feed me, coz everybody loves a chubby dude
Feed me, come on and feed me, a younger male a certain magnitude

Straight out of Munich I'm the fat white dude, I'm bulimic but i've never puked
Final.. Appetizer...

Constant food, I don't mess around, invaded Poland needs some lebensraum
I'm the eatin' godzilla, today Tokyo, tomorrow Manilla, so
Feed me, feed me, coz everybody loves a chubby dude

Feed me, come on and feed me, a younger male a certain magnitude
'Yummy Yummy'

Chubby Dude, Chubby Dude, everybody loves a chubby dude
[x3]
Chubby Dude, Chubby Dude, a younger male a certain magnitude

Feed me feed me, coz everybody loves a chubby dude
Feed me, come on and feed me mumma
Got my own fuckin' latitude

I am the lizard king, I can eat anything!


11. What Is Rock?!

What is rock
Rock is the area between the balls and the anus of a dom or other man
What is rock
Rock is the possibility of choking on your own vomit in the back of a rapists van
What is rock
Denim clad satanists making love in the sewers of Birmingham during Maggie Thatchers prime
What is Rock?
Rock is meeting the grim reaper in a sports arena stampede at the tender age of nine

We keep on trucking why oh why?
Spreading like cancer my oh my

What is rock?
Backwards messages to boys and girls, to bring machines guns to the schools
What is rock?
No I'm not talking about Canadian producer and 5th Metallica Bob Rock you fool
What is rock?
Oh ACDC, Cleveland, Ohio, Well basically it's harder and heaver
And slightly more blues based than pop.
What is rock?
Historians keep nagging about Fun house but me? I think Kill City is where its at.

After decades of Indian house
6 cats from Oslo killed the mouse

We saved rock n roll, all on our own, and forced the toll on rock and roll
We saved rock n roll, with our bare hands, we saved that god damned rock n roll.. So skull!

But it ain't for free, we gotta group that are our employees
They need to be catered, got their own nice bus
They got worthy lives thanks to us

And this wait at the airport to pick up my bags
Feeling so tired, I could lay down and die
Runes walking on stage and plays the wrong chord
Roadies laughing so hard they're wiping their eyes
Many of them skilled musicians, multiracial and tattooed
But we're the main attraction goddamn it those guys ain't got a clue

After the show sometime on friday nights, together in the talk back lounge
Pat each others shoulders try to groove on a feeling, digging the old school sounds
We ride and ride into the night and the temperatures getting hot
But somehow the chemistry's ain't that right
Coz we're doing blow and they smoke pot!

We saved rock n roll, all on our own, and forced the toll on rock n roll
We saved rock n roll, with our bare hands, we saved that goddamned rock n roll

Where do we go from here, what can we do?
We can go left, we can go right?
Or you can go down on me
What are we doing here? Whats important in life?
My generation? My wife? Wowwwww what is rock? I don't care!
Wheres the cash, Wheres the cash
The money The money the money money money
The money the money the money money money