Turbonegro : Ass Cobra
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1. DAZZLING DISPLAY OF TALENT
Oh my what a dazzling display
Oh my what a dazzling display
Of talent that's what they say
Would you believe it
My goodness hey
Take a look around
I'm so impressed
Of everything they do
Do it again and again alright
I can't believe my eyes
It's unbelievable
In the middle of the show
They make the fluids flow
Take it away
Du geile sau
Oh my what a dazzling display
Oh my what a dazzling display
Of assholes that's what i say
Would you believe it
My goodness hey
Look around
Oh so impressed
Of all the things they do
Do it again and again alright
I can't believe my eyes
It's unbelievable
Give me what i know
Make the fluids flow
That's what i know
Come on, let's go
And make the fluids flow
Can you smell it ?
It's stinking yellow
Oi oi oi
I'm so impressed ... Talent!
2. MIDNIGHT NAMBLA
I am the midnight nambla
I am the two inch gambler
The fondler of the nobbler
The nemesis of the toddler
I look just like your father but i am
The midnight nambla
I am the baby snake handler
I am the nude pube bangler
The dark fandangler
The fondler of the nobbler
The nemesis of the toddler
I look just like your father but i am
The midnight nambla
That's what i am
I'm a nambling man
I am gonna namble your asshole
Tonight
3. DEATHTIME
Shaking hands with morrissey
Sucking cock in east africa
Ask a lesbian for a fuck
Take a shower in...auschwitz
And it's gonna happen to you
Complaining about a drug deal at jolly's pub
Driving really fast in a car
Scuba diving in a hippies tub
Take a shower in...auschwitz
And it's gonna happen to you baby
It could happen to your child
You could have the same experience
4. BLACK RABBIT
I got a reputation
I'm such a horny hunk
I'm a turbonegro
Just a lowdown punk
I'm a black rabbit
With my black habbits
I ain't no jaevla fucking spider
Well, i don't torture bunnies
I do my hop and jump
So don't come running winning
When your embryo is junk
I'm a black rabbit
With my black habbits
I ain't no jaevla faens spider
I ain't no jaevla faen
5. DENIM DEMON
I tried to be part of the scene
Bought all the records and magazines
But all the kids they put me down
Laughed and said i was a clown
Said they didn't want me around
Made me feel so all alone
But now i'm back with a bang
I've got my own leather gang
And all of them are men
And denim's back again
And i am and i am
I am a denim demon
Got my own congregation
I am a saint for seamen
And i am and i am
I am a denim demon
You've got my penis steaming
And your asshole screaming : help!
The day is black, the night is white
The disco sun it shines so bright
Protruding buttocks left and right
I draw my sword prepared for fight
The stench of piss reveals your fright
Your asshole is in for a ride
But now i'm back with a bang
I've got my own leather gang
And all of them are men
And denim's back again
And i am and i am
I am a denim demon
Got my own congregation
I am a saint for seamen
And i am and i am
I am a denim demon
I've got my penis steaming
And your asshole screaming : help!
Outside of society good head ! Good head ! [4x]
Outside
6. BAD MONGO
He's been waiting for so long
Singing that same old institution song
A humanoid shape in the dense of night
Bad mongo got a very big knife
Run back home and lock the door
The streets ain't safe no more
Wild eyes and a dribbling tongue
He likes murder and he likes wrong
Bad mongo gonna kick you in the face
Bad mongo gonna schtompf you in the eye
Bad mongo gonna make you crawl and beg
Before he makes you die
A 'fuck the world' tattoo on his arm
Thee iron cross is his lucky charm
From the institution with an axe in his hand
A genetic nightmare
It's the bad mongo man
Run back home and lock the door
The streets ain't safe no more
Wild eyes and a dribbling tongue
He likes murder and he likes wrong
Bad mongo gonna kick you in the face
Bad mongo gonna schtompf you in the eye
Bad mongo gonna make you crawl and beg
Before he makes you die
Bad mongo is gonna stab you in the foot
Bad mongo he's gonna kill you in the face
Bad mongo is gonna destroy
Bad mongo the human race
Bad mongo
7. MOBILE HOME
I think i'm an all around norwegian
On my eighteenth birthday
My daddy gave me a gun
And i am what you'd call
A real good sport
And i was born and raised
In a trailor court
Mobile home
Filled with foam
Polyester catacomb
Mobile home
My neighborhood's got the distinction
Of being all the same
There are rows and rows
Of divorcees in a metal frame
My life goes on it's my last resort
And i'm gonna die in a trailor court
Mobile home
Filled with foam
Polyester catacomb
Mobile home
Oh no!
Mobile home
Filled with foam
Polyester catacomb
Mobile home
Now do you see just a little bit of a paradox
Your living or dead
Your stuck in a box
Your life goes on it's your last resort
On a dead end road in a trailor court
Mobile home
Filled with foam
Polyester catacomb
Mobile home
[4x]
8. I GOT ERECTION
Ich bin geil!
Arghhhhh
Everytime i walk down the street erection
When i see a woman that i'd like to beat erection
When i think of blood i think of love erection
When i think of blood i think of love erection
Oh, i got erection
Oh, i got erection
Oh, i got erection
Oh, i got erection
When i set a house on fire erection
Once a liver, now she's a dier erection
When i dig a hole in the ground erection
When i hear that death punk sound erection
Oh, i got erection
Oh, i got erection
Oh, i got erection
Oh, i got erection
9. JUST FLESH
Once upon a time
I thought that i'd go far
Pictured myself
Getting blowed in a company car
But now those days are over
And the well is dry
I sit around getting high
Contemplating suicide
And now some people wonder
What's the matter with me
Why i've started wearing diapers
At the age of 23
Because
Tonight those days are over
And the well is dry
I'd go for the meat and potatoes
But i ain't got the time
So come on baby spank my ass
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
Penetrate me with broken glass
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
Baby make it hurt baby make it last
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
It's just flesh and nothing else
Let's face the facts
My fate is sealed
Leather straps tight around my flesh
Down on my hands and knees
Now i face the final curtain
I guess i had to learn
Every inch of flesh is hurting
Feel my ass it burns!
So come on baby stomp my face
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
Feces war in a sexual haze
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
Come on baby spank my ass
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
Penetrate me with broken glass
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
Baby make it hurt baby make it last
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
Satan laughing spreads his wings
It's just flesh, just flesh
It's just flesh, just flesh
It's just flesh there's nothing else
10. HOBBIT MOTHERFUCKERS
Alright
Oh, no
It was six months ago
But it seems like yesterday
Went to a party
Later on were gonna play
Went driving for a while
Checking out some girls
When i saw this long haired one
Urghhh
The last thing i remember
A fist packed with rings
Some biker screaming
We'll take you for a spin
Hey, action brothers
Now i'm going down
Last night for you
Indie underground
Well, i ain't got it good
I got it bad in fact
In fact i'm fucked up
Goddamn satans on my back
Oh, i was tired of being
Satans little whore
And now i'm dead
I got no satans at my door
But when i came to
I counld'nt move my hands
I felt strung out
Waiting for romance
But it hurt
Hurt like hell
Motorcycle ass fucking
Uhhhh argghhh
Well, now i'm dressed again
Got a fresh tattoo
And it hurts so much
When i think of you
There won't be anything
Between you and me
I am el satan's property
Oh baby i tried to run
Oh baby i tried to hide
And now el satans gonna take me for a ride
Oh baby i tried to run
Oh baby i tied to flee
You know el satan's gonna be the end of me
Well, i ain't got it good
I got it bad in fact
In fact i'm fucked up
Goddamn satans on my back
Oh, i was tired of being
Satans little whore
And now i'm dead
I got no satans at my door
Oh baby i tried to run
Oh baby i tried to hide
And now el satan's gonna take me for a ride
Oh baby i tried to run
Oh baby i tied to plea
You know el satan's gonna be the end of me
Well, i ain't got it good
I got it bad in fact
In fact i'm fucked up
Goddamn satans on my back
Oh, i was tired of being
Satans little whore
And now i'm dead
I got no saviors at my door
Try to hide
Live to ride
11. SAILOR MAN
Oh so handsome
Oh so strong
Tell me stories of distant shores
All night long
I shiver all over
When i see your lovly tan
And i can tell by your clear blue eyes
Your a sailor man
Oh sailor man
From polar land
Oh sailor man
Come take my hand
Oh sailor man take me along
Show me the portaprince and hong kong
Oh sailor man
I sure hope you don't drown
I'd rather have you showing me cape town
You know your to new york, new york
Where we can go to bars
A strong blonde handsome sailor
Norwegians call you lars
Oh sailor man
From polar land
Oh sailor man
Come take my hand
Oh sailor man
I'd gladly die
To see the ports of rostock and shanghai
Sailor man
Oh, sailor man
Please take my hand
Oh tender sailor man
12. TURBONEGRO HATE THE KIDS
Nothing but a lepton
With no reason to exist
Not even worth my hate
On the bottom of my list
I hate the kids
They got no right to live
Lowest form of life
They go no right to live
They make me mad
And i'll tell you why
They're skateboard fags
Why don't they just die
Worthless beings
Snotty fools
Pathetic microbes
Thinking they're so cool
Think they're so cool
Just worthless insects
Genetic debris
Exterminate all bugs
With agent zyklon b
Oh please
I hate the kids
I hate their clothes
I hate their stupid looks
When i play my rocknroll
And i won't rest
Until the judgment day
Then we'll see who's best
Just mark the words i say
*calling a judge
Destroyer of worlds
Kill all fools
Thinking they're are so cool
Thinking they're are so cool
Thinking they're are so cool
C'mon
I hate hate the kids
They're not cool
I hate hate the kids
Get back to school
I hate hate the kids
Skateboard maggot
I hate hate the kids
Virus faggot
I hate hate the kids
Suck my asshole
I hate hate the kids
Destroyer of worlds
I hate the kids
13. IMORGEN SKAL EG DAUE
[intro (spoken):]
Yeah!
Why do american punkrock boys always go out with the american newwave hooker girls?
I don't know! I don't like it!
I come from norway and we don't like punkrockers going out with the little
Bullshit newwave hooker girls
We are going to teach you all a lesson
In norway punkrockers go out with punkrock girls or telephone hookers,
Unless...they go out with themselves and do homosexual activity
This is a norwegian folk song from bergen, bergenbelsen, it is called
"tomorrow i'll be dead because i went out with a newwave girl even though i
Was a norwegian punkrocker!!!"
Here we go with the song...
I morgen skal eg daue
Det blir min siste dag
Daue, daue, fy faen!!
I morgen skal eg daue
Daue med sang
Daue, daue, fy faen!!
Daue, fy faen [x4]
I morgen skal eg daue
Eg er en gammel mann
Daue, daue, fy faen!!
I morgen skal eg daue
Eg drar til dõdens land
Daue, daue, fy faen!!
Daue, fy faen [x4]
I morgen skal eg daue
Det blir min siste dag
Daue, daue, fy faen!!
I morgen skal eg daue
Daue med sang
Daue, daue, fy faen!!!
14. RAGGARE IS A BUNCH OF MOTHERFUCKERS
Raggare is a bunch
Raggare is a bunch, bunch, bunch
A bunch of motherfuckers
A bunch of motherfuckers
Raggare is a gang of freaks
Who always beats the geeks
Going around
In their big american cars
Think they are owners of the town
But they're not
They are nothing
Nothing, nothing, nothing but animals
Monkey donkey kangaroo
They've got no
No, no, no no, no, no
No iq
They are nothing
Nothing, nothing, nothing but animals
Fucking animals
Raggare [4x]
Raggare is a bunch
Raggare is a bunch, bunch, bunch
A bunch of motherfuckers
A bunch of motherfuckers
The only thing they do all day
Fight, fight, fight fight, fight, fight
Why, why, why why, why, why
Why don't someone do something against them
No one dares the cops are scared [8x]
Oh my what a dazzling display
Oh my what a dazzling display
Of talent that's what they say
Would you believe it
My goodness hey
Take a look around
I'm so impressed
Of everything they do
Do it again and again alright
I can't believe my eyes
It's unbelievable
In the middle of the show
They make the fluids flow
Take it away
Du geile sau
Oh my what a dazzling display
Oh my what a dazzling display
Of assholes that's what i say
Would you believe it
My goodness hey
Look around
Oh so impressed
Of all the things they do
Do it again and again alright
I can't believe my eyes
It's unbelievable
Give me what i know
Make the fluids flow
That's what i know
Come on, let's go
And make the fluids flow
Can you smell it ?
It's stinking yellow
Oi oi oi
I'm so impressed ... Talent!
2. MIDNIGHT NAMBLA
I am the midnight nambla
I am the two inch gambler
The fondler of the nobbler
The nemesis of the toddler
I look just like your father but i am
The midnight nambla
I am the baby snake handler
I am the nude pube bangler
The dark fandangler
The fondler of the nobbler
The nemesis of the toddler
I look just like your father but i am
The midnight nambla
That's what i am
I'm a nambling man
I am gonna namble your asshole
Tonight
3. DEATHTIME
Shaking hands with morrissey
Sucking cock in east africa
Ask a lesbian for a fuck
Take a shower in...auschwitz
And it's gonna happen to you
Complaining about a drug deal at jolly's pub
Driving really fast in a car
Scuba diving in a hippies tub
Take a shower in...auschwitz
And it's gonna happen to you baby
It could happen to your child
You could have the same experience
4. BLACK RABBIT
I got a reputation
I'm such a horny hunk
I'm a turbonegro
Just a lowdown punk
I'm a black rabbit
With my black habbits
I ain't no jaevla fucking spider
Well, i don't torture bunnies
I do my hop and jump
So don't come running winning
When your embryo is junk
I'm a black rabbit
With my black habbits
I ain't no jaevla faens spider
I ain't no jaevla faen
5. DENIM DEMON
I tried to be part of the scene
Bought all the records and magazines
But all the kids they put me down
Laughed and said i was a clown
Said they didn't want me around
Made me feel so all alone
But now i'm back with a bang
I've got my own leather gang
And all of them are men
And denim's back again
And i am and i am
I am a denim demon
Got my own congregation
I am a saint for seamen
And i am and i am
I am a denim demon
You've got my penis steaming
And your asshole screaming : help!
The day is black, the night is white
The disco sun it shines so bright
Protruding buttocks left and right
I draw my sword prepared for fight
The stench of piss reveals your fright
Your asshole is in for a ride
But now i'm back with a bang
I've got my own leather gang
And all of them are men
And denim's back again
And i am and i am
I am a denim demon
Got my own congregation
I am a saint for seamen
And i am and i am
I am a denim demon
I've got my penis steaming
And your asshole screaming : help!
Outside of society good head ! Good head ! [4x]
Outside
6. BAD MONGO
He's been waiting for so long
Singing that same old institution song
A humanoid shape in the dense of night
Bad mongo got a very big knife
Run back home and lock the door
The streets ain't safe no more
Wild eyes and a dribbling tongue
He likes murder and he likes wrong
Bad mongo gonna kick you in the face
Bad mongo gonna schtompf you in the eye
Bad mongo gonna make you crawl and beg
Before he makes you die
A 'fuck the world' tattoo on his arm
Thee iron cross is his lucky charm
From the institution with an axe in his hand
A genetic nightmare
It's the bad mongo man
Run back home and lock the door
The streets ain't safe no more
Wild eyes and a dribbling tongue
He likes murder and he likes wrong
Bad mongo gonna kick you in the face
Bad mongo gonna schtompf you in the eye
Bad mongo gonna make you crawl and beg
Before he makes you die
Bad mongo is gonna stab you in the foot
Bad mongo he's gonna kill you in the face
Bad mongo is gonna destroy
Bad mongo the human race
Bad mongo
7. MOBILE HOME
I think i'm an all around norwegian
On my eighteenth birthday
My daddy gave me a gun
And i am what you'd call
A real good sport
And i was born and raised
In a trailor court
Mobile home
Filled with foam
Polyester catacomb
Mobile home
My neighborhood's got the distinction
Of being all the same
There are rows and rows
Of divorcees in a metal frame
My life goes on it's my last resort
And i'm gonna die in a trailor court
Mobile home
Filled with foam
Polyester catacomb
Mobile home
Oh no!
Mobile home
Filled with foam
Polyester catacomb
Mobile home
Now do you see just a little bit of a paradox
Your living or dead
Your stuck in a box
Your life goes on it's your last resort
On a dead end road in a trailor court
Mobile home
Filled with foam
Polyester catacomb
Mobile home
[4x]
8. I GOT ERECTION
Ich bin geil!
Arghhhhh
Everytime i walk down the street erection
When i see a woman that i'd like to beat erection
When i think of blood i think of love erection
When i think of blood i think of love erection
Oh, i got erection
Oh, i got erection
Oh, i got erection
Oh, i got erection
When i set a house on fire erection
Once a liver, now she's a dier erection
When i dig a hole in the ground erection
When i hear that death punk sound erection
Oh, i got erection
Oh, i got erection
Oh, i got erection
Oh, i got erection
9. JUST FLESH
Once upon a time
I thought that i'd go far
Pictured myself
Getting blowed in a company car
But now those days are over
And the well is dry
I sit around getting high
Contemplating suicide
And now some people wonder
What's the matter with me
Why i've started wearing diapers
At the age of 23
Because
Tonight those days are over
And the well is dry
I'd go for the meat and potatoes
But i ain't got the time
So come on baby spank my ass
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
Penetrate me with broken glass
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
Baby make it hurt baby make it last
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
It's just flesh and nothing else
Let's face the facts
My fate is sealed
Leather straps tight around my flesh
Down on my hands and knees
Now i face the final curtain
I guess i had to learn
Every inch of flesh is hurting
Feel my ass it burns!
So come on baby stomp my face
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
Feces war in a sexual haze
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
Come on baby spank my ass
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
Penetrate me with broken glass
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
Baby make it hurt baby make it last
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
Satan laughing spreads his wings
It's just flesh, just flesh
It's just flesh, just flesh
It's just flesh there's nothing else
10. HOBBIT MOTHERFUCKERS
Alright
Oh, no
It was six months ago
But it seems like yesterday
Went to a party
Later on were gonna play
Went driving for a while
Checking out some girls
When i saw this long haired one
Urghhh
The last thing i remember
A fist packed with rings
Some biker screaming
We'll take you for a spin
Hey, action brothers
Now i'm going down
Last night for you
Indie underground
Well, i ain't got it good
I got it bad in fact
In fact i'm fucked up
Goddamn satans on my back
Oh, i was tired of being
Satans little whore
And now i'm dead
I got no satans at my door
But when i came to
I counld'nt move my hands
I felt strung out
Waiting for romance
But it hurt
Hurt like hell
Motorcycle ass fucking
Uhhhh argghhh
Well, now i'm dressed again
Got a fresh tattoo
And it hurts so much
When i think of you
There won't be anything
Between you and me
I am el satan's property
Oh baby i tried to run
Oh baby i tried to hide
And now el satans gonna take me for a ride
Oh baby i tried to run
Oh baby i tied to flee
You know el satan's gonna be the end of me
Well, i ain't got it good
I got it bad in fact
In fact i'm fucked up
Goddamn satans on my back
Oh, i was tired of being
Satans little whore
And now i'm dead
I got no satans at my door
Oh baby i tried to run
Oh baby i tried to hide
And now el satan's gonna take me for a ride
Oh baby i tried to run
Oh baby i tied to plea
You know el satan's gonna be the end of me
Well, i ain't got it good
I got it bad in fact
In fact i'm fucked up
Goddamn satans on my back
Oh, i was tired of being
Satans little whore
And now i'm dead
I got no saviors at my door
Try to hide
Live to ride
11. SAILOR MAN
Oh so handsome
Oh so strong
Tell me stories of distant shores
All night long
I shiver all over
When i see your lovly tan
And i can tell by your clear blue eyes
Your a sailor man
Oh sailor man
From polar land
Oh sailor man
Come take my hand
Oh sailor man take me along
Show me the portaprince and hong kong
Oh sailor man
I sure hope you don't drown
I'd rather have you showing me cape town
You know your to new york, new york
Where we can go to bars
A strong blonde handsome sailor
Norwegians call you lars
Oh sailor man
From polar land
Oh sailor man
Come take my hand
Oh sailor man
I'd gladly die
To see the ports of rostock and shanghai
Sailor man
Oh, sailor man
Please take my hand
Oh tender sailor man
12. TURBONEGRO HATE THE KIDS
Nothing but a lepton
With no reason to exist
Not even worth my hate
On the bottom of my list
I hate the kids
They got no right to live
Lowest form of life
They go no right to live
They make me mad
And i'll tell you why
They're skateboard fags
Why don't they just die
Worthless beings
Snotty fools
Pathetic microbes
Thinking they're so cool
Think they're so cool
Just worthless insects
Genetic debris
Exterminate all bugs
With agent zyklon b
Oh please
I hate the kids
I hate their clothes
I hate their stupid looks
When i play my rocknroll
And i won't rest
Until the judgment day
Then we'll see who's best
Just mark the words i say
*calling a judge
Destroyer of worlds
Kill all fools
Thinking they're are so cool
Thinking they're are so cool
Thinking they're are so cool
C'mon
I hate hate the kids
They're not cool
I hate hate the kids
Get back to school
I hate hate the kids
Skateboard maggot
I hate hate the kids
Virus faggot
I hate hate the kids
Suck my asshole
I hate hate the kids
Destroyer of worlds
I hate the kids
13. IMORGEN SKAL EG DAUE
[intro (spoken):]
Yeah!
Why do american punkrock boys always go out with the american newwave hooker girls?
I don't know! I don't like it!
I come from norway and we don't like punkrockers going out with the little
Bullshit newwave hooker girls
We are going to teach you all a lesson
In norway punkrockers go out with punkrock girls or telephone hookers,
Unless...they go out with themselves and do homosexual activity
This is a norwegian folk song from bergen, bergenbelsen, it is called
"tomorrow i'll be dead because i went out with a newwave girl even though i
Was a norwegian punkrocker!!!"
Here we go with the song...
I morgen skal eg daue
Det blir min siste dag
Daue, daue, fy faen!!
I morgen skal eg daue
Daue med sang
Daue, daue, fy faen!!
Daue, fy faen [x4]
I morgen skal eg daue
Eg er en gammel mann
Daue, daue, fy faen!!
I morgen skal eg daue
Eg drar til dõdens land
Daue, daue, fy faen!!
Daue, fy faen [x4]
I morgen skal eg daue
Det blir min siste dag
Daue, daue, fy faen!!
I morgen skal eg daue
Daue med sang
Daue, daue, fy faen!!!
14. RAGGARE IS A BUNCH OF MOTHERFUCKERS
Raggare is a bunch
Raggare is a bunch, bunch, bunch
A bunch of motherfuckers
A bunch of motherfuckers
Raggare is a gang of freaks
Who always beats the geeks
Going around
In their big american cars
Think they are owners of the town
But they're not
They are nothing
Nothing, nothing, nothing but animals
Monkey donkey kangaroo
They've got no
No, no, no no, no, no
No iq
They are nothing
Nothing, nothing, nothing but animals
Fucking animals
Raggare [4x]
Raggare is a bunch
Raggare is a bunch, bunch, bunch
A bunch of motherfuckers
A bunch of motherfuckers
The only thing they do all day
Fight, fight, fight fight, fight, fight
Why, why, why why, why, why
Why don't someone do something against them
No one dares the cops are scared [8x]
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