1. DAZZLING DISPLAY OF TALENT

Oh my what a dazzling display
Oh my what a dazzling display
Of talent that's what they say
Would you believe it
My goodness hey

Take a look around
I'm so impressed
Of everything they do
Do it again and again alright
I can't believe my eyes
It's unbelievable
In the middle of the show
They make the fluids flow
Take it away

Du geile sau

Oh my what a dazzling display
Oh my what a dazzling display
Of assholes that's what i say
Would you believe it
My goodness hey

Look around
Oh so impressed
Of all the things they do
Do it again and again alright
I can't believe my eyes
It's unbelievable
Give me what i know
Make the fluids flow
That's what i know
Come on, let's go
And make the fluids flow

Can you smell it ?
It's stinking yellow

Oi oi oi

I'm so impressed ... Talent!


2. MIDNIGHT NAMBLA

I am the midnight nambla
I am the two inch gambler

The fondler of the nobbler
The nemesis of the toddler
I look just like your father but i am
The midnight nambla

I am the baby snake handler
I am the nude pube bangler
The dark fandangler

The fondler of the nobbler
The nemesis of the toddler
I look just like your father but i am
The midnight nambla

That's what i am
I'm a nambling man
I am gonna namble your asshole
Tonight


3. DEATHTIME

Shaking hands with morrissey
Sucking cock in east africa
Ask a lesbian for a fuck
Take a shower in...auschwitz

And it's gonna happen to you

Complaining about a drug deal at jolly's pub
Driving really fast in a car
Scuba diving in a hippies tub
Take a shower in...auschwitz

And it's gonna happen to you baby
It could happen to your child
You could have the same experience


4. BLACK RABBIT

I got a reputation
I'm such a horny hunk
I'm a turbonegro
Just a lowdown punk

I'm a black rabbit
With my black habbits
I ain't no jaevla fucking spider

Well, i don't torture bunnies
I do my hop and jump
So don't come running winning
When your embryo is junk

I'm a black rabbit
With my black habbits
I ain't no jaevla faens spider
I ain't no jaevla faen


5. DENIM DEMON

I tried to be part of the scene
Bought all the records and magazines
But all the kids they put me down
Laughed and said i was a clown
Said they didn't want me around
Made me feel so all alone

But now i'm back with a bang
I've got my own leather gang
And all of them are men
And denim's back again

And i am and i am
I am a denim demon
Got my own congregation
I am a saint for seamen
And i am and i am
I am a denim demon
You've got my penis steaming
And your asshole screaming : help!

The day is black, the night is white
The disco sun it shines so bright
Protruding buttocks left and right
I draw my sword prepared for fight
The stench of piss reveals your fright
Your asshole is in for a ride

But now i'm back with a bang
I've got my own leather gang
And all of them are men
And denim's back again

And i am and i am
I am a denim demon
Got my own congregation
I am a saint for seamen
And i am and i am
I am a denim demon
I've got my penis steaming
And your asshole screaming : help!

Outside of society good head ! Good head ! [4x]

Outside


6. BAD MONGO

He's been waiting for so long
Singing that same old institution song
A humanoid shape in the dense of night
Bad mongo got a very big knife

Run back home and lock the door
The streets ain't safe no more
Wild eyes and a dribbling tongue
He likes murder and he likes wrong

Bad mongo gonna kick you in the face
Bad mongo gonna schtompf you in the eye
Bad mongo gonna make you crawl and beg
Before he makes you die

A 'fuck the world' tattoo on his arm
Thee iron cross is his lucky charm
From the institution with an axe in his hand
A genetic nightmare
It's the bad mongo man

Run back home and lock the door
The streets ain't safe no more
Wild eyes and a dribbling tongue
He likes murder and he likes wrong

Bad mongo gonna kick you in the face
Bad mongo gonna schtompf you in the eye
Bad mongo gonna make you crawl and beg
Before he makes you die

Bad mongo is gonna stab you in the foot
Bad mongo he's gonna kill you in the face
Bad mongo is gonna destroy
Bad mongo the human race
Bad mongo


7. MOBILE HOME

I think i'm an all around norwegian
On my eighteenth birthday
My daddy gave me a gun
And i am what you'd call
A real good sport
And i was born and raised
In a trailor court

Mobile home
Filled with foam
Polyester catacomb
Mobile home

My neighborhood's got the distinction
Of being all the same
There are rows and rows
Of divorcees in a metal frame
My life goes on it's my last resort
And i'm gonna die in a trailor court

Mobile home
Filled with foam
Polyester catacomb
Mobile home

Oh no!

Mobile home
Filled with foam
Polyester catacomb
Mobile home

Now do you see just a little bit of a paradox
Your living or dead
Your stuck in a box
Your life goes on it's your last resort
On a dead end road in a trailor court

Mobile home
Filled with foam
Polyester catacomb
Mobile home
[4x]


8. I GOT ERECTION

Ich bin geil!

Arghhhhh

Everytime i walk down the street erection
When i see a woman that i'd like to beat erection
When i think of blood i think of love erection
When i think of blood i think of love erection

Oh, i got erection
Oh, i got erection
Oh, i got erection
Oh, i got erection

When i set a house on fire erection
Once a liver, now she's a dier erection
When i dig a hole in the ground erection
When i hear that death punk sound erection

Oh, i got erection
Oh, i got erection
Oh, i got erection
Oh, i got erection


9. JUST FLESH

Once upon a time
I thought that i'd go far
Pictured myself
Getting blowed in a company car
But now those days are over
And the well is dry
I sit around getting high
Contemplating suicide

And now some people wonder
What's the matter with me
Why i've started wearing diapers
At the age of 23
Because
Tonight those days are over
And the well is dry
I'd go for the meat and potatoes
But i ain't got the time

So come on baby spank my ass
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
Penetrate me with broken glass
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
Baby make it hurt baby make it last
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
It's just flesh and nothing else

Let's face the facts
My fate is sealed
Leather straps tight around my flesh
Down on my hands and knees
Now i face the final curtain
I guess i had to learn
Every inch of flesh is hurting
Feel my ass it burns!

So come on baby stomp my face
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
Feces war in a sexual haze
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
Come on baby spank my ass
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
Penetrate me with broken glass
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
Baby make it hurt baby make it last
C'mon it's just flesh, just flesh
Satan laughing spreads his wings
It's just flesh, just flesh
It's just flesh, just flesh
It's just flesh there's nothing else


10. HOBBIT MOTHERFUCKERS

Alright
Oh, no

It was six months ago
But it seems like yesterday
Went to a party
Later on were gonna play
Went driving for a while
Checking out some girls
When i saw this long haired one
Urghhh

The last thing i remember
A fist packed with rings
Some biker screaming
We'll take you for a spin
Hey, action brothers
Now i'm going down
Last night for you
Indie underground

Well, i ain't got it good
I got it bad in fact
In fact i'm fucked up
Goddamn satans on my back
Oh, i was tired of being
Satans little whore
And now i'm dead
I got no satans at my door

But when i came to
I counld'nt move my hands
I felt strung out
Waiting for romance
But it hurt
Hurt like hell
Motorcycle ass fucking
Uhhhh argghhh

Well, now i'm dressed again
Got a fresh tattoo
And it hurts so much
When i think of you
There won't be anything
Between you and me
I am el satan's property

Oh baby i tried to run
Oh baby i tried to hide
And now el satans gonna take me for a ride
Oh baby i tried to run
Oh baby i tied to flee
You know el satan's gonna be the end of me

Well, i ain't got it good
I got it bad in fact
In fact i'm fucked up
Goddamn satans on my back
Oh, i was tired of being
Satans little whore
And now i'm dead
I got no satans at my door

Oh baby i tried to run
Oh baby i tried to hide
And now el satan's gonna take me for a ride
Oh baby i tried to run
Oh baby i tied to plea
You know el satan's gonna be the end of me

Well, i ain't got it good
I got it bad in fact
In fact i'm fucked up
Goddamn satans on my back
Oh, i was tired of being
Satans little whore
And now i'm dead
I got no saviors at my door

Try to hide
Live to ride


11. SAILOR MAN

Oh so handsome
Oh so strong
Tell me stories of distant shores
All night long
I shiver all over
When i see your lovly tan
And i can tell by your clear blue eyes
Your a sailor man

Oh sailor man
From polar land
Oh sailor man
Come take my hand
Oh sailor man take me along
Show me the portaprince and hong kong

Oh sailor man
I sure hope you don't drown
I'd rather have you showing me cape town
You know your to new york, new york
Where we can go to bars
A strong blonde handsome sailor
Norwegians call you lars

Oh sailor man
From polar land
Oh sailor man
Come take my hand
Oh sailor man
I'd gladly die
To see the ports of rostock and shanghai

Sailor man
Oh, sailor man
Please take my hand
Oh tender sailor man


12. TURBONEGRO HATE THE KIDS

Nothing but a lepton
With no reason to exist
Not even worth my hate
On the bottom of my list

I hate the kids
They got no right to live
Lowest form of life
They go no right to live

They make me mad
And i'll tell you why
They're skateboard fags
Why don't they just die

Worthless beings
Snotty fools
Pathetic microbes
Thinking they're so cool
Think they're so cool

Just worthless insects
Genetic debris
Exterminate all bugs
With agent zyklon b
Oh please

I hate the kids
I hate their clothes
I hate their stupid looks
When i play my rocknroll

And i won't rest
Until the judgment day
Then we'll see who's best
Just mark the words i say

*calling a judge
Destroyer of worlds
Kill all fools
Thinking they're are so cool
Thinking they're are so cool
Thinking they're are so cool
C'mon

I hate hate the kids
They're not cool
I hate hate the kids
Get back to school
I hate hate the kids
Skateboard maggot
I hate hate the kids
Virus faggot
I hate hate the kids
Suck my asshole
I hate hate the kids
Destroyer of worlds
I hate the kids


13. IMORGEN SKAL EG DAUE

[intro (spoken):]

Yeah!
Why do american punkrock boys always go out with the american newwave hooker girls?
I don't know! I don't like it!
I come from norway and we don't like punkrockers going out with the little
Bullshit newwave hooker girls
We are going to teach you all a lesson
In norway punkrockers go out with punkrock girls or telephone hookers,
Unless...they go out with themselves and do homosexual activity
This is a norwegian folk song from bergen, bergenbelsen, it is called
"tomorrow i'll be dead because i went out with a newwave girl even though i
Was a norwegian punkrocker!!!"
Here we go with the song...


I morgen skal eg daue
Det blir min siste dag
Daue, daue, fy faen!!

I morgen skal eg daue
Daue med sang
Daue, daue, fy faen!!

Daue, fy faen [x4]

I morgen skal eg daue
Eg er en gammel mann
Daue, daue, fy faen!!

I morgen skal eg daue
Eg drar til dõdens land
Daue, daue, fy faen!!

Daue, fy faen [x4]

I morgen skal eg daue
Det blir min siste dag
Daue, daue, fy faen!!

I morgen skal eg daue
Daue med sang
Daue, daue, fy faen!!!


14. RAGGARE IS A BUNCH OF MOTHERFUCKERS


Raggare is a bunch
Raggare is a bunch, bunch, bunch
A bunch of motherfuckers
A bunch of motherfuckers

Raggare is a gang of freaks
Who always beats the geeks
Going around
In their big american cars
Think they are owners of the town
But they're not
They are nothing
Nothing, nothing, nothing but animals
Monkey donkey kangaroo
They've got no
No, no, no no, no, no
No iq

They are nothing
Nothing, nothing, nothing but animals
Fucking animals

Raggare [4x]

Raggare is a bunch
Raggare is a bunch, bunch, bunch
A bunch of motherfuckers
A bunch of motherfuckers

The only thing they do all day
Fight, fight, fight fight, fight, fight
Why, why, why why, why, why
Why don't someone do something against them

No one dares the cops are scared [8x]