1. THRASHIN' IS OUR BUSINESS AND BUSINESS IS MEDIOCRE AT BEST

Here's an iced tea fueled destruction. Coming in your direction. We're for skate & bmx. All posers are getting wrecked. Indian food eating machines. Killing hardcore, destroying scenes. Cursing up a fucking storm, virgin ears best be warned. CRUCIAL UNIT x8. Burning cop cars, killing pigs. Wild unruly anarchists. A thrash monkees or sex pistols. Total fucking hardcore swindle. It'll suck when chris moves. Who cares, we are internet approved. "s" is for the strength to stand up and resist. "t" is for the thousands feeling ____. Thrashin' is our business...and business is mediocre at best. Go!


2. LIVINGROOM MOSHPIT

Tape goes in, kids go nuts. We're not here for kickin butts. We don't need a band with an amp. Just don't break the goddamn lamp. Moshing with the d-boiz - won them on the air, stage dive off of steev's reclineable chair. Living room mosh pit! Coffee table GO!


3. BABY, I DON'T WANT TO MAKEOUT, I JUST WANT TO CIRCLE PIT

Baby i like spending time and being with you but tonight i have something better to do now is not the time for loving and that sissy shit cause baby, i just want to cirle pit you don't need to sit and pout because there isn't a single doubt that circle pitting is what its all about and its not the time for making out


4. FUCK ELECTRONS

We like protons because they're positive


5. COMMUNITEA

What's a better way to show loyalty to your crew than sharing iced tea that was freshly brewed. Turners', taylors', schneiders' ICED TEA! Communitea, pass the tea around.


6. OFF THE GODS

All these greek mythology hardcore kids making shows look like harvest rituals. If one more scenester tells me that i'm going to hades, i swear i'll quit moshing forever. OFF THE GODS x4 stormin' mt. Olympus & doing what's rightly. Taking out the mighty Aphrodite. Shove zeus' lightening bolt up his ass. OFF THE GODS x4 i hope that one day you will fly way too close to the sun and just like icarus you will fall to your death.


7. BOY, I'M GONNA SET YOU ON FIRE IF YOU SAY ANOTHER FUCKING WORD

Punk and hardcore's a way of life...not a way to make a living. Lifestyle sold as a commodity, now you got your victory. Pimping with olc, chillin with victory. Doesn't make much sense to me, but now your got your money. Records spin in revolutions! Everyone makes choices, but they don't have your influence over others


8. GIVE THE WORLD A HUG

Nuke the south


9. PUNX N' SKINZ, LET'S UNITE THEM, PUT THEM ON A BOAT, SEND THEM OFF TO SEA, AND SINK THOSE FUCKERS

Lousy mohicans taking up space. Puking everywhere and calling it anarchy. Yelling no gods no masters unless they are in crust bands. You wear stupid costumes looking like you take a stand. You think the gov't is watching you. If so, then i'll eat my shoe PUNX N' SKINZ LET'S UNITE 'EM WE'LL PUT EM ON A BOAT AND SINK THOSE FUCKERS! Lousy cue balls with heads shaved so close. Maybe they shaved away half of their brain. Homoerotic tendencies masked by macho bullshit. Cute suspenders and pants tightly fit. You can't even fucking circle pit!