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Smokin at the Gas Station

EP, 2003, Self-Produced

Preschool Tea Party Massacre : Smokin at the Gas Station

Tracklist

1. Baby Clogged Toilet
2. Da Dirty Tampon Requiem
3. Giving Head to a Shotgun
4. I'm Not Racist, I Just Hate Minorities

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The Bone Concubine

EP, 2004, Self-Produced

Preschool Tea Party Massacre : The Bone Concubine

Tracklist

1. I Fuck on the First Date
2. Damn, That's the Second Girlfriend I've Killed
3. Why Are Fat Ugly People Always the Artistic Ones
4. Your Suicide Attempt Was Really Funny
5. First Freehold, Then the World, Then Space

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John Denver School of Flight

Album, 2005, Self-Produced

Preschool Tea Party Massacre : John Denver School of Flight

Tracklist

1. What a Horrible Way to Go Out
2. Cherry Kool-Aid and K-Mart Sneakers Are Key Ingredients For Mass Suicide
3. HIV Infected Fecal Matter
4. I Took My A.K. to a Nun Shit Sex Orgy
5. We Finally Got a Drummer But He's Paralyzed from the Neck Down
6. I'll Stick My Dancing Shoes Up Your Ass
7. Dimebag Is Just Like Selena...Dead
8. Burning Bridges Like I Burn Babies
9. Thug Mosh Grind Doo
10. John Denver School of Flight (Instrumental)
11. How Many Licks to the Center of a 8th Graders Pussy Pop

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Drop It Asshole!

Album, 2006, Self-Produced

Preschool Tea Party Massacre : Drop It Asshole!

Tracklist

1. I'm Too Old for This Shit
2. That's Right Asshole, Shit Happens!
3. I'm'a Kill You, You Sick Asshole!
4. No Way You Live, No Way
5. Riggs!
6. Drop It Asshole!
7. Alfred, Do You Like Ice Cream?
8. You're Rippin' My Dick Off and Shovin' It Up My Asshole!
9. Don't Worry Asshole, You'll Get Another Chance
10. On Your Knees Asshole!
11. All Dressed Up and No One Yo Blow
12. Lieutenant Mike Harrigan
13. I Never Forget an Asshole
14. I'm Gonna Die on a Toilet, Aren't I?

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Hardcore Died with Hitler

Album, 2006, Self-Produced

Preschool Tea Party Massacre : Hardcore Died with Hitler

Tracklist

1. Caveman Dildo
2. Fuck Her and Kill Her But Not in That Order
3. Charles Lindbergh Was a Fuck Machine
4. Say Cheese and Get Raped
5. Pope Mobile Drive by
6. Sand Burial Fuckfest
7. No Viewing Octopus Porno on Company Time
8. I Swerved to Miss a Cat and Hit 36 Kids
9. Climbing the Ladder of Exhibitionism at the Old Folks Home
10. Dead Baby Eaten by Dogs
11. Doggie Style Cyber Sex with Marilyn Monrobot
12. Best Things in Life Are Free, Then Why Did I Pay to Get AIDS
13. Beaten with Your Own Cowboy Boots
14. Malibu Is for Gay Guidos and Women
15. I Don't Just Develop Film, I Develop Families
16. Black Girlfriend Killed Grandma
17. Sausage King Shooting Spree
18. The Story of the Lonely Giraffe Who Fucked a Tree, a Fence, and a Shed
19. Breastfeeding a Boozed Whore
20. If You Got the HIV. Holla at Us (Cause We Never Rock Jimmy Hats)
21. It Fucking Hurts When I Piss
22. Since When Is Caging a Child Illegal
23. Of Course I'm Not a Real Person. I'm a Big Piece of Poop
24. Managing to Fuck a 16-Year-Old
25. You Would Rise to the Occasion in a Room Full of Guys
26. Cape + Mask + Gun = Neighborhood Shooting Rampage

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Return to the Bone Concubine

Album, 2007, Self-Produced

Preschool Tea Party Massacre : Return to the Bone Concubine

Tracklist

1. Bludgeoned with a Vacuum Cleaner
2. Alien Rape
3. Faking Retardation to Fondle Women
4. I Wonder What a Woolly Mammoth Burger Would Taste Like
5. Raped for Two Years
6. Fast Times at Abu Ghraib
7. Mr. Potato Head the Convicted Wife-Beater
8. Explaining to Police Why You Masturbate in the Public Library
9. Baseball Bat Abortion
10. The Lost Hitler Golf Trophy
11. Sorry Miss, I Was Giving Myself an Oil Job
12. Almost as Cool as Stealing Prosthetic Legs
13. Things Got a Little Out of Hand So I Bit Off Her Nose
14. Umbrella Sodomy
15. Bringing Invisibility to a Gun Fight
16. First Freehold, Then the World, then Space
17. Underage Girls Gone Wild!
18. Is Yanni Gonna Have to Choke a Bitch?
19. Dead Baby Speed Bump
20. Holocaust Fun for the Whole Family
21. If You Can't Trust a Mexican Hooker Who Can You Trust
22. Tune for Your Titties
23. Your Baby Is Flatter Than a Short Stack at IHOP
24. Myspace Beat Down
25. Candy, Cookies, Toys, and 18 Other Ways to Get Kids in Your Minivan
26. It Only Gets Worse from Here
27. I Totally Owned That Handicapped Kid in DDR
28. Jesus Was a Scarecrow
29. Trying to Keep the Body Count at Six
30. Who Needs Lubrication When I Have Your Tears
31. Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a Child Molester
32. Fetus Cock Slap
33. I'm Aint Filming Up Skirts, I'm Spying on Al-Qaeda
34. Remember, Feet First Through a Woodchipper
35. Almost as Cool as Stealing Prosthetic Legs (Screwed and Chopped)

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