...Because Reality Is Shit

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Band Name Kindergarten Hazing Ritual
Album Name ...Because Reality Is Shit
Type Album
Released date 21 August 2011
Music StyleGrind Electro
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Tracklist

1. Act 1, Scene 1
2. Somehow He Contracted Self Diagnosed Aspergers
3. Attack of The Cannibal Quacks
4. Act 12, Stage 8
5. A Stripper Named Gertrude
6. Paula Deen Sings The Hits: Twisted Sister
7. I Hope Some Dude From A Black Metal Band Takes a Picture of You After You Blow Your Brains Out
8. Jamie Bunker’s Power Mullet Says Gaiares is Pretty Awesome
9. Ladies and Gentlemen, Schadenfruede and The Pips
10. Imogen Heap Shall Serenade Them When They Die
11. I've Lost My Library Card, I'm in a K-hole, I'm a Prick
12. Hellbent For Heathers
13. Act 6, Stage 9
14. Music For 13 Year Old Girls To Cut Themselves To (When They're Not Throwing Acid At Each Other)
15. My Soul Infested with Swimming Horses of Blood
16. The New Scared Straight (As Proposed by Tossed Salad Man)
17. The Trend is Undead (The Great Zombie Trendkill - Fuck Yeah)
18. Bomb Hollywood Before Michael Bay Makes Another Film
19. Telemundo Estilo De Vila Masoquismo
20. The Christine Chubbuck Anniversary Special
21. Act 77, Stage 9
22. Pissing on Your Kids Roadside Memorial
23. Act 18, Stage 77
24. The Perils of Penelope Pin-up
25. Quit Encouraging Bedroom Mosh Nintendo!
26. Like an Autotune Giraffe
27. Loldongs? Fucking LOLDONGS?!!
28. Cannabis Mutants From Outer Space Washed My Dishes Yesterday, I Thanked Them and They Gave Me Free Tickets to a Michael Jackson Concert
29. FINAL STAGE
30. I Just Fell Asleep and You Woke Me With Your Cannibalistic Soccer Errors
31. Should Have Died at Twenty Seven

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Kindergarten Hazing Ritual