
Kindergarten Hazing Ritual : ...Because Reality Is Shit
Band Name
Kindergarten Hazing Ritual
Album Name
...Because Reality Is Shit
Type
Album
Released date
21 August 2011
Labels
Grindcore Karaoke
Music StyleGrind Electro
Members owning this album0
Tracklist
| 1. Act 1, Scene 1 |
| 2. Somehow He Contracted Self Diagnosed Aspergers |
| 3. Attack of The Cannibal Quacks |
| 4. Act 12, Stage 8 |
| 5. A Stripper Named Gertrude |
| 6. Paula Deen Sings The Hits: Twisted Sister |
| 7. I Hope Some Dude From A Black Metal Band Takes a Picture of You After You Blow Your Brains Out |
| 8. Jamie Bunker’s Power Mullet Says Gaiares is Pretty Awesome |
| 9. Ladies and Gentlemen, Schadenfruede and The Pips |
| 10. Imogen Heap Shall Serenade Them When They Die |
| 11. I've Lost My Library Card, I'm in a K-hole, I'm a Prick |
| 12. Hellbent For Heathers |
| 13. Act 6, Stage 9 |
| 14. Music For 13 Year Old Girls To Cut Themselves To (When They're Not Throwing Acid At Each Other) |
| 15. My Soul Infested with Swimming Horses of Blood |
| 16. The New Scared Straight (As Proposed by Tossed Salad Man) |
| 17. The Trend is Undead (The Great Zombie Trendkill - Fuck Yeah) |
| 18. Bomb Hollywood Before Michael Bay Makes Another Film |
| 19. Telemundo Estilo De Vila Masoquismo |
| 20. The Christine Chubbuck Anniversary Special |
| 21. Act 77, Stage 9 |
| 22. Pissing on Your Kids Roadside Memorial |
| 23. Act 18, Stage 77 |
| 24. The Perils of Penelope Pin-up |
| 25. Quit Encouraging Bedroom Mosh Nintendo! |
| 26. Like an Autotune Giraffe |
| 27. Loldongs? Fucking LOLDONGS?!! |
| 28. Cannabis Mutants From Outer Space Washed My Dishes Yesterday, I Thanked Them and They Gave Me Free Tickets to a Michael Jackson Concert |
| 29. FINAL STAGE |
| 30. I Just Fell Asleep and You Woke Me With Your Cannibalistic Soccer Errors |
| 31. Should Have Died at Twenty Seven |




















