Kindergarten Hazing Ritual : Myspace....... the Album
Band Name
Kindergarten Hazing Ritual
Album Name
Myspace....... the Album
Type
Album
Released date
25 December 2007
Labels
37564 Recordings
Music StyleGrind Electro
Members owning this album0
Tracklist
| 1. Due to Their MySpace Addiction, Capcom Will Not Be Presenting |
| 2. Full Body Pics or You're Fat |
| 3. Does Forbidden Fuck All Those Bands, or Do They Just Add Her Because They Think She Will ? |
| 4. All Bi Girls Are Fucking Cheaters |
| 5. Hey Lookit Me I'm Bi ! |
| 6. Dana Dearmond's Got the Angles |
| 7. I'd Make a Song Called "Please Don't Post Goddess Bunny In My Comments", But Then Everyone Would Just Go and Do it |
| 8. Altmodel Is Just a Photoshop Setting |
| 9. Androgynous Is the Only Big Word You Know |
| 10. Like I'll Really Meet Chrissy Moran if I Join Mate1.com |
| 11. Bad Things Will Happen if You Don't Repost This |
| 12. Beetlejuice: Hermaphrodite Gigolo |
| 13. Bonsai Kittens Dot Com Is Fake |
| 14. Aww, They're Updating the Server... Let's Play Pac Man |
| 15. MySpace Is Cancer |
| 16. The Fine Art of Lying About Your Age: Chapter One - Don't Worry, I'm Legal, I Swear |
| 17. The Fine Art of Lying About Your Age: Chapter Two - I'm 99 Years Old, I'm Mysterious |
| 18. The Fine Art of Lying About Your Age: Chapter Three - I'm Not Old I Swear |
| 19. Respect Me, I'm Not an Object, Stop Hitting On Me, Look at My Boobies !!!!! |
| 20. You're Still a Suicide Girl on the Inside (You Damn Sure Ain't One on the Outside Anymore) |
| 21. Hey Grrl in a Le Tigre Shirt, Don't You Know That You Listening To KHR Is Like CM, a Black Dude, Listening Skrewdriver |
| 22. What's a Juggalo ? A Nazi Wigger Faggot That's What |
| 23. Simple Plan Made Him Do it |
| 24. Isn't Announcing Your Bands Breakup on MySpace Like Breaking Up with Your Bitch Over Email |
| 25. Featured Band: Emo Bullshit 98473249 |
| 26. Sex with the 48 Year Old Man Who Poses as Tila Tequila |
| 27. Rockstardumb |
| 28. Hey Anniethrax, I Told Scott Ian About You... He's Gonna Fucking Shoot You |
| 29. You Don't Have a MySpace, MySpace Has You |
| 30. I'll Help You Win a Free IPod If You Promise Me Head |
| 31. Shoot Da Wanksta and Win a PSP |
| 32. I Hope You Know Once You Win the Free IPod I'm Gonna Mug You and Rape You for it |
| 33. AIM Me: Trmpstmp69 |
| 34. Bulletin Title: Bukakke Whores |
| 35. The Name "Thrashley" Actually Makes You Less Metal |
| 36. Timer ? What's a Timer ? On a Camera ? What's That ? |
| 37. Xarsenick Didn't Add Us, We're Doomed to Fail, Let's Break Up |
| 38. Having 1000 Friends Isn't Such a Spectacular Feat When it's All Girls You Added So You Could Remember to Jack Off to Their Pictures |
| 39. You Can Always Tell a Preppy Bitch by How Many People Besides Herself Are in Her Pictures |
| 40. Who'll Fuck Tom First, Krystine or Sebastianna ? |
| 41. I'm Jenna Jameson, No, I'm Jenna Jameson, No ! I'm Jenna Jameson !! |
| 42. It's a Rule, You Know ? All Porn Stars Must Have a MySpace (Before the Imposters Show Up) |
| 43. My New One Man Band, We Play Grind, Electronica and Xtian Rap |
| 44. Posting the Pic of Yourself Standing in the Street Barefoot And Pregnant on MySpace... Priceless |
| 45. Don't Get More Friends Than Tom, He'll Kick You Off |
| 46. So, Lemme Guess, Your Mother Named You Mosh-elle ? |
| 47. How Long Before That Pic of You Kissing Your Bitch Makes You Feel Stupid ? |
| 48. Tom Is the 48 Year Old Man Who Poses as Tila Tequila |
| 49. Fuck Your Ringtone |
| 50. I Swear, I Totally Banged Zenova... She Had a Cock |
| 51. Fuck You and Your Anime Hair |
| 52. Girls Don't Really Like KHR (15 Year Old Poser Cunts, Stop Adding Us) |
| 53. Thanks for the Add |
| 54. This Hollaback Girl Video in My Profile Is an Expression of My Individuality Man ! |
| 55. Extreme Noise Tara... Yeah... Sure... Right... |
| 56. That Tramp Stamp of Yours Doesn't Make You an Alt Model |
| 57. You Don't Really Like That Band, You Just Think Their Singer Is Hot |
| 58. Sorry, an Unexpected Error Has Occurred |
| 59. You Know Cory's New Pic of the Redhead Getting Smacked Makes You All Warm and Fuzzy Inside |
| 60. How MySpace Singlehandedly Resurrected the Dreaded Chain Letter Trend |
| 61. You Like KHR Yet You Don't Realize Many of Their Songs Are Preaching Hate Towards You |
| 62. Dir En Grey Don't Care That You Made Them a MySpace (J-Rock Got Me Nothing But Enemies Pt.3) |
| 63. News Flash: ...Add My Friend... Please ? |
| 64. You've Left a Lot of Comments for This Band... It's Obvious You're Fucking Them |
| 65. Everyone Who Answered Yes On The Pro-Choice Survey Is Getting Kicked Off When Fox News Takes Over |
| 66. Being the New MP3.com Won't Save MySpace from Being the New Home Of All The World's Trash |
| 67. Don't Call it Devil's Advocate |
| 68. Full Body Pics and Still Fat |
| 69. Having 69 Tracks on Your Album Is Fucking Cheesy as Hell |
