I found EW to be extremely easy to get into. Sure, they've got that big, rumbling guitar tone and all- but their actual riffs aren't that heavy, they're just Sabbath imitations.
Also, I didn't make the "Assthur" comment, that was taken from Metal-archives' ED page. (I don't go there often for the record, but the MA page was an interesting read.) Although I do think Xasthur's terrible, shit's not even metal, it's friggin dark ambient. I don't have a problem with that on principle, but the way he composes it is just...eh. It's
Bleak, dreary and...bleak and dreary. He never tries to do anything else and it gets really stale once you get past the novelty.
Nocturnal Poisoning was okay, but the rest was just bad.
I feel the exact same way about Incorrigible Bigotry, Loudpipes. The best descriptor would be "music made by machines". Select riffs here and there are good, but they never really piece it together and make them count, there's just disjointed riffs.
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