Fourth circle Registered the : 2011-08-09
Messages: 328
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He spams to much overloading your computers hardrive causing that to Overload and blow up your computer. The shards of plastic fly through your Head tearing your brain in to tiny pieces, therefore you are dead.
Fourth circle Registered the : 2011-08-09
Messages: 328
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You are in the army At War, some enemy bomber go over Head and guess what, they drop bombs so the sergeant of your detatchment shout "there's over 9000!!" bombs going to fall on us.
Fifth circle Registered the : 2009-06-19
Messages: 838
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You have incurred a Spirit of Metal addicition. As you awake, you walk over to your pc, and type www.spirit-of-metal.com in the url. The homepage comes up, and you enter "Dethklok". As soon as their page comes up, you are being simultaneously castrated and decapitated. (Castration from the episode)
Kill me with cyanide "I Wish I had that AR-15 in here, then I could probably get out.....I don't like being locked up, it's not very nice."
-Martin Bryant, after the Port Arthur gradymayhem
Saturday 31 December 2011 - 14:51:52
Fifth circle Registered the : 2011-11-18
Messages: 150
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I drill a Hole in the roof of your car and drop in Zyklon b pellets. You don't realize the cyanide gas is poisoning you until you're too weak to open the door for sufficient venilation. You Crash off the Road and Die in a fireball of destruction.
Kill me with poop. Live by the Sign of Blood Fire Death!
Post metal on my facebook!
http://www.facebook.com/# target=
Second circle Registered the : 2010-08-23
Messages: 4081
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You've just finished browsing some pornographic material on the internet when you Decide to Head to bed. You fall asleep quickly and remember the dream. At the begining of your dream, you hear this music
*press play before reading on*
Then you invision yourself and you see a girl. Then you see a hot steaming cup of poop, it's getting Closer, and Closer, so close that you could taste it... literally. You take a nibble, then a little chew, until you start shoveling that poop Down your mouth. You want to stop, but you can't. You want to breathe, but you can't. You start chocking by the last bite and you can feel your lungs caving in, you want to Cough, but you can't. Your vision is blurry and you finnally Die of Suffocation and your final seconds of your Withering life are carefully soothed away by the ending of the Herve Roy's Theme song. Your woken up by your alarm clock on your bedside table, thinking "thank GOD was only a dream... *cough* nighmare" you go over to hit the snooze button, but suddenly you are stopped speechless when you see an empty cup next to the alarm clock...
During your daily night Sleep, somebody breaks into your house while searching his way guide by a flashlight. He finds you in your bedroom and starts waking your up by Shining the light in your eyes. You waka up but you're blinded by the strong light. Soon you lose your sight and in an attempt to flee, you miss some steps of the stairs and break your neck
Promoting your band is stupid, you don't need to spam and spoil a fun discussion. Nobody will ever look after that band if you promote it that way!
anyway:
During your daily night Sleep, somebody breaks into your house while searching his way guide by a flashlight. He finds you in your bedroom and starts waking your up by Shining the light in your eyes. You waka up but you're blinded by the strong light. Soon you lose your sight and in an attempt to flee, you miss some steps of the stairs and break your neck
Fifth circle Registered the : 2009-04-17
Messages: 1787
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A dominatrix walks into your room and ties you up. She tortures you in almost every way possible but you still manage too endure. Until... All of a sudden she brings an english grammer book and forces you to read it. You Die of boredom.
Fifth circle Registered the : 2012-05-06
Messages: 3
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You are at a Halloween party, filled with Leonards, Sheldons and Howards kinds of people. Some drunk Legolas is trying to get some girls attention so he throws an Arrow, only it wasn´t one of his fake arrows, it was a real one he just brought to show off. You Die an hour and a half later because everybody was so wasted that couldn't even realize you weren't acting.
Kill me with a WET towell. It's worth more a minute standing on your feet, than a life on your knees.
