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Tuesday 01 March 2011 - 20:55:25
Thanks, That's a great signature

You go for a walk on the side walk one day and you see a little girl drawing with a piece of chalk. You walk buy and think Nothing of it but without your knowledge the little girl starts to follow you chalk in hand, eventually she gets too close and she startles you making you shout. The little girl runs off in tears because she got startled, she decides to take revenge. She starts to follow you again but at a greater distance so you are not aware. That night you are at home laying in your bed and just outside your window is the little girl sharpening her piece of chalk on the ground until it has a very fine point. She climbs through your window and walks silently up to your bed. She grabs a pillow and holds over you face stabbing into it repeatedly with the piece of chalk. You awake and start screaming, she gets annoyed and finally jams the chalk through your neck. You roll onto the Floor where you eventually die.

Tuesday 01 March 2011 - 21:13:21
I Forgot to post the next word

Kill me with floss

Wednesday 02 March 2011 - 04:46:15
Thanks. i particularly like your signature too.
and Floss? come on. that's easy

You awake one morning. you get up and go to the shower. you get out and go to the counter and brush your teeth. afterwards you start to floss, your lower teeth go fine. as you start on your top, you fall, the floss catching under your nose and scalps you. a bottle of Acetone falls on what used to be a face. you Die from the loss of blood.

Guitar Pick
Wednesday 02 March 2011 - 15:33:09
Okay guitar pick

Your at a concert and it's going really well the first couple of bands get the crowd really going and everyones adrenaline is pumping. The headliner finally comes out and play their first song and the crowd is going crazy at The End the guitarist decides to flick his pick to the crowd. The pick flies through the air and goes into your mouth and Down your throat, you start to choke and freak out. The crowd, thinking you are just doing it because of the show throws you into the mosh pit. Still choking you start bouncing off of everyone eventually you get thrown out and into a group of Hardcore dancers. They are to into the music to notice you and one punches you straight in the nose braking it, another kicks you in the leg making you fall down. Just then a 250 pound man wearing a mexican wrestler Mask decides to do a stage Dive, he launches himself off the stage and lands on top of you landing on your stomach forcing the pick out of your throat. It flies up and lands back on your face, frenzied the crowd starts fighting for the pick scratching at your face, tearing at your skin, and gouging your eyes. Eventually the pick gets forced through your eye socket and goes into your brain killing you.

yo-yo

Wednesday 02 March 2011 - 19:38:17
you walk out of your house one Morning to find a kid playing with a yo-yo on your porch. you pollitly ask him to get off your porch, but he doesnt. instead he grows into a very large Demon, holds you Down and threads the yo-yo from your mouth to anus. he then starts to SAW you in half. he succeeds and you Die horribly.

a small children's book.
Wednesday 02 March 2011 - 20:23:50
You are at a library when you see a children's book on the ground. You pick it up and put it on a book shelf but as you do it gives you a paper cut, you think Nothing of it and Head home. But what you didn't realize is that the book was donated from the attic of an old house and the attic was filled with swarms of ants, which left many very tiny eggs all over the book and throughout the pages. When you received the paper cut several of the eggs were left in the wound. Awhile passes and you are back at the same library still with the eggs growing inside your cut, finally they hatch and ants begin crawling out of the cut and all over your body. You begin to Panic and run around trying to get the ants off of you. In your frenzy you run into a book shelf knocking the very same children's book that you picked up before off the top shelf. The book falls right on top of your Head knocking you unconscious and you fall over. The ants then begin crawling into your mouth and you Die of asphyxiation.

Paint brush

Sunday 14 August 2011 - 08:01:06
you're walking Down the street and there is an artist painting the skyline. you glance the painting, and the artist happens to be a bipolar schizophrenic and proceeds to gouge your eyes out with the wooden part of the paint brush... he then finished his sunset with your Blood

Flag
Saturday 19 November 2011 - 23:38:23
You live in the USSR. Stalin labels you as a Dissenter and decides to Kill you for being anti-Soviet. To make your death ironic and to force you to accept Soviet rule, you are held Down and have the Soviet flag stuffed up your nostrils and all the way into your sinuses. You Die a slow death of strangulation.

Backpack full of shrimp

Wednesday 23 November 2011 - 21:43:18
Well I secretly take the shrimp while you are not looking. I add some sort of harmful chemical and some mustard gas just for the extra flavor. Then i place it back behind you. You start eating the poisend shrimp, the chemical melts your tongue and the inhaled mustard gas rots your lungs and you Die .

Next word. i gonna make this really difficult

An atom

Wednesday 23 November 2011 - 21:54:53
A uranium-235 atom creates a Nuclear Chain Reaction which kills you and pretty much destroys everything within a 100 mile radius. It also makes your entire country unhabitable for the next 4,5 billion years.

An annoying swedish blogger