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Band Name
50 Ways To Kill Me
Album Name
Legalize Suicide
Type
Album
Дата релиза
2005
Лейблы
Fecal-Matter Discorporated
Музыкальный стильExperimental Metal
Владельцы этого альбома0
Tracklist
| 1. When I'm Sleeping Pave Me to the Street the Night Before a Parade of Elephants |
| 2. Bite Off My Nuts Then Crucify Me |
| 3. Bring Me to Church So That After I Beat The Shit Out of the Priest for Trying to Rape Me, a Cop Beats the Shit Out of Me |
| 4. Put Me on a Spaceship and Send Me into the Sun |
| 5. Use Me for Bait When You Go Fishing |
| 6. Make Me Watch Reruns of Full House on Warped VHS Tapes While You Feed Me an M80 Sandwich |
| 7. Pretend My Nose and My Two Eyes Are the Three Holes on a Bowling Ball, Clench My Skull with a Mighty Fist, and Go for a Strike |
| 8. Put Me in a Cartoon and Animate Me Getting Killed |
| 9. Make Me Go Through 12 Grades of High School So That I Get So Depressed in My Teens That All I Have to Do is Listen to 50 Way to Kill Me CD Once and I Already Found a Way to End It |
| 10. Chop Off My Penis with Children's Scissors and Put It in a Fryer and Serve It Between Two Buns |
| 11. Drop a Cinder Block on My Head |
| 12. Break My Heart with a Sledge Hammer Part 2 |
| 13. Make Me Get Gang Banged by the Entire Clergy So My Asshole Starts to Bleed So Goddamn Much That Not Even Satan Can Repair It |
| 14. When I Order a Drink at the Bar, Slip a Roofy into My Drink |
| 15. Strangle Me With a Microphone Cord |
| 16. When I Have My Back Turned Charge at Me and Attack When I Least Expect It |
| 17. Impale My Heart with a Penis |
| 18. Slice Open My Neck with a Rusty Tuna Can |
| 19. Transform Me into a Donut So Cops Eat Me |
| 20. Take a Glass Jar of Salsa and Break It Over My Knee Cap Then Stab Me in the Heart with It |
| 21. Hold a Gun to My Head and Make Me Watch Abortions All Night and If I Laugh at Abortions Then Pull the Trigger |
| 22. Put Me in a Gigantic Cacoon So That After I Come Out in 9 Months as a Penis with Butterfly Wings Chop Off My Head and Feed It to Nuns |
| 23. Get Pregnant and Then Give Birth in a State That Allows Capital Punishment So That After You Kill Your Kid I Get Fried |
| 24. Give Me a Toy Gun to Hold While Walking Past a Cop So He Shoots Me |
| 25. Pretend My Neck is a Package in the Mail from Grandma and Dice It Open with a Box Cutter |
| 26. When the Cops Aren't Looking Burn Me with an Iron |
| 27. Stuff My Nose Down Your Slophole and Excrete a Wet Blasphemous Queef |
| 28. Put a Kitten in a Tarantula's Web and If I Laugh at It (Which I Will) Feed Me to a 20 Foot Long Anaconda |
| 29. Send Me Back In Time to the Crusades |
| 30. Take Me to Suicide Island |
| 31. Let Pat Barry (aka Fat Pat) Drive My Car While I'm Asleep at the Wheel and Drives into a Telephone Pole (Based on a True Story, Fat Pat I Hope You Suck a Dick in Hell) |
| 32. Put Super Glue on the Toilet Seat So That Next Time I Have to Let Turds Fall Out of My Asshole I Starve to Death |
| 33. I'm Going to Walk into a Dark Room Filled with People That Hate Me with a Blindfold on, the Second I Turn on the Lights, ATTACK!!!!! |
| 34. Stab a Pen Through My Neck |
| 35. Offer Me a Pill of Rat Poison and I'll Say Yes |
| 36. Drown Me |
| 37. Put Me in a Hot Air Balloon Then Shoot It With a Gun Up in the Air |
| 38. Legalize Suicide (So I Can Fucking Do It) |
| 39. Make Me Dance the Official 50 Ways to Kill Me Dance (Which Always Results in Death) |
| 40. Set It Up So I'm Just at the Wrong Place at the Wrong Time |
| 41. Stuff a Sock in My Mouth So No One Can Hear Me Scream, Then Punch Me in the Stomach So Hard That Doodie Shoots Out of My Booty and My Anus Lips Shatter and I Die from Having a Heart Attack |
| 42. Stab Me in the Lungs With Scissors |
| 43. Help Me Find an Electric Fence to Whizz On |
| 44. Impale Me with a Kitchen Knife |
| 45. Crackle My Ballsack with a Nutcracker and If I Don't Like It Chop Off My Head and Throw It into a Basketball Hoop, Magic Johnson Would Be Impressed But He Also Has AIDS So His Opinion is Shit |
| 46. Strangle Me with a Phone Chord |
| 47. Put a Broomstick in My Dickhole |
| 48. Send Me Out into the Cold with No Clothes and Ice Cubes Duct Taped to My Ballbag |
| 49. Drive An Elephant's Tusk Into My Cranium |
| 50. When Suicide is Finally Legalized, Tell Me to Do It, and I Will |
