Hello, this is
Gorgoroth. We're extreme black metalists who support church-burnings...oh yes, and our singer is gay. Aside from that, what is there different or new about
Gorgoroth? If black metal is supposed to be about rebellion and not conforming, does that not also apply to the scene itself?
The major problem with black metal is not the lyrical content, or their irrational fear of public recognition, but the fact that they all seem content with mediocrity, with sounding like every other band in their scene, and then making the lame excuse that "we are original." Okay, so you all dress up in black leather with spikes, wear this ridiculous war-paint, growl instead of singing (showing that you are not singers), just play tremolo, inverted power chords over and over with no guitar solos (I'm sorry, didn't we used to call that "nu metal" and "trendcore?") pound away repetitive hi-hat-snare-bass blast-beating which even I, a poor drummer, could easily replicate...and then have the guts to call yourselves original? Don't make me laugh.
I know I sound like an intolerant righty, ripping on Gaahl and his sexual preference, but he really did it to himself. In traditional, pagan Nordic tradition, which he claimed to more or less follow (other than himself), you were considered unmanly if you were gay, in that you needed another man's help to prove that you were a man, which was frowned upon: it didn't keep you out of
Valhalla, it was just looked down upon. So yeah, you try saying you're a big, bad follower of Nordic paganism and a supporter of church-burnings and yet you like taking head...and then expect people NOT to laugh at you.
I would love to talk about each individual track, or even the "good" ones...unfortunately,
Gorgoroth is so fucking selfish, they won't release lyrics for their songs. Especially Gaahl, who was in
Gorgoroth at this time: seriously, his self-infatuation is so high, he is the veritable Kanye West of the black metal scene.
And the other band members aren't that better either: they're the ones who sue people who post their lyrics. They're afraid of getting outdone, because they are a crappy-ass black metal band and they know there are better bands out there, they just don't want to admit it, so they just say that they don't want to be copied because they're so absorbed with themselves they don't want anyone else pushing them out of their throne of mediocrity. Ha, like I'd want to even cover your crappy, sound-alike hate-anthems.
I know that I've made enemies with this honest, brutal and in-your-face review on this typical, sound-alike black metal band. But hey, that's what I'm about: sticking it to mainstream metal, which includes Iron Maiden,
Slayer and all the crappy sound-alike black metal bands (if you can rip on my favorite artists, who are a thousand times more skilled than precious
Gorgoroth, I reserve the right to explicate on the crappiness of sound-alike black metal, of which
Gorgoroth is). I've listened to
Gorgoroth once before, and it was predictable: low quality, tremolo guitars with no solos, growl-growl-growl from Gaahl (like he's being boarded from the rear!), bang-bang-bang from the drums.
Nothing different, nothing new, nothing special. This is just more and more proof that
Gorgoroth is just another brick in the wall of Norwegian black metal, all of which sounds exactly the same. Seriously, the name of this album is a double rip-off of Neitzsche and
Bathory...so don't even dare think that this band is "original", not when they call this album the name of a track from
Bathory's first album. It would be like
Machine Head saying they weren't influenced by
Deep Purple (even though we all known their name came from DP's album
Machine Head).
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