| 1. Eat More Blood Money |
| 2. With Love, Your Mother |
| 3. I Gotta Slingshot, Wanna Get Hurt? |
| 4. Completed in Three Easy Steps |
| 5. Six! Two! Two! Mayhem! |
| 6. Put 'Em in a Bodybag, Johnny |
| 7. The Brown Tie Is a Clip-On |
| 8. Dead Parents, Yeah! |
| 9. Kill L.I.N.C.O.L.N. |
| 10. Some People Ask Too Many Questions |
| 11. The Tri Lamb Shadow Kick Meltdown |
| 12. God, Guns, and Guts |
| 13. Put Your Weight on It |
| 14. Ted, Me, and Al Green |
| 15. Dance, Asshole |
| 16. Say Yes to Cathode Ray Rock |
| 17. Cumbersome Ant People |
| 18. We Sticks Butter |
| 19. My Foot, the Catheter |
| 20. ...And Other Sinister Motives |
| 21. Economic Downturn With the Kung Fu Grip |
| 22. Hank Cut Out His Bowels Again |
| 23. I Talk, You Listen |
| 24. Rocks in a Blender |
| 25. Kill the Translator |
| 26. Shit x 1,000 |
| 27. I'm Sweet, I'm Sexy, and I'm Oh So Chocalate |
| 28. Plastic Bullets Are So '84 |
| 29. I Hope You Get Cancelled |
| 30. I Gotta Slingshot, Wanna Get Hurt? (Again, Faster) |
| 31. The Rise of a Thousand Prosthetic Limbs |
| 32. What the Hell? |
| 33. Shit |
| 34. Also Comes in Red, Orange, and Fuck You |
| 35. Disembowelment at Room Temperature |
| 36. Black Hair Dye, Aisle Six |
| 37. Jane, You Ignorant Slut / Power Failure in The Suburbs |
| 38. Operation: Superimposed Head (Prelude) |
| 39. And When I Swing Around, I Will Destroy You |
| 40. Q: What Kind of (A Band) Name Is Scrotum Grinder? A: A Terrible One |
| 41. We Are Geniuses |
| 42. Asshole Means I Am Better Than You |
