1. CRADLE OF FILCH

My, my, are we in trouble
Take one good look around
It will be your last
Your future's in the past

My, my, are we in trouble
In the corridors at night
Try to run and detention doubles
Or torture, serves you right
Mrs. Norris, catch that pest
And I will do the rest

(chorus:)
A pity they let
The old punishment die
How much would I give
To hang you by your thumbs
The dungeons would echo
My laughter, your pain
God, how I miss all those tormented screams
I miss the screams

My, my, are we in trouble
Doesn't matter who you are
I will make you bleed
Punishment you need

My, my, are we in trouble
Marauders, Potter, Weasley Twins
Mark my words, I make you crumble
Bring out the glowing pins
I demand retribution
Punishment is the solution

(chorus)


2. SERVANT AND MASTER

Wormtail, Wormtail, little rat
Why do you look so sad?

It was fear that brought you back
Loyalty and brains you lack
Now make sure that I come back
Or you'll be Nagini's snack

Wormtail, Wormtail, little rat
Why do you look so sad?
Worried 'bout your balding head?
Or did your master treat you bad?

Wormtail, Wormtail, little sneak
As a little mouse so meek
Shut your mouth when I speak
Serve me, you nine-fingered freak

Obedience is all there is
Your loyalty is selfishness
All your work is eyeservice
Your devotion cowardice

Wormtail, little rat
You really shouldn't look so sad
Don't you lose your balding head
I'm your master, not so bad


3. THE DARK MARK IN THE SKY

An ol' wizard went flying out one dark ‘n windy day
At the Quidditch Cup he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of hooded freaks he saw
Plowing through the camping site, right through the cloudy draw

Their wands where spitting fire, their boots where made of steel
Their cloaks where black and shiny and their magic he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as some muggles hit the sky
The death eaters were marching by and he heard their mournful cry:

Yippee aye, Yippee eye o
The Dark Mark up in the sky

His face went pale, his eyes were blurred, his cloak all soaked with sweat
He mounted his broom to catch that herd, but he ain't got caught ‘em yet
‘Cause they're doomed to serve forever in the ranks of the Dark Lord
No pension for the wicked, they'll be slayed by Voldemort

As the Death Eaters went by him, he heard one call his name
“If you wanna save your soul from death, or torture all the same
Then wizard join our army, or Unforgivable be our Curse
Enslaved just like a house-elf
Or maybe even worse.”

Yippee aye, Yippee eye o
The Dark Mark up in the sky
Dark Mark up in the sky


4. THE BABY-HEADED DEATH EATER

“Hermione,” Harry said at once,
Shaking her as the baby-headed Death Eater
Blundered out of sight again.
“Hermione, wake up…”

Harry listened hard
For the sound of more footsteps
All he could hear
Were the whimpers and blunderings
Of the baby-headed Death Eater
In the next room


5. FEEDING THE BASILISK (HARRY AND THE POTTERS COVER)

Are you scared to walk through the hallways?
Are you worried that the spiders run away?
Are you petrified
Of being petrified?
Are we going to have to close the school for good?

We've got to feed Ginny Weasley to the Basilisk
We've got to purge the school from all mudblood scum
We've got to feed Ginny Weasley to the Basilisk
We've got to open the Chamber again

It's been freaking out all the kids
It even took out Mrs. Norris
Ate up the film in Colin's camera
And petrified that mudblood
Hermione Granger

We've got to feed Ginny Weasley to the Basilisk
We've got to purge the school from all mudblood scum
We've got to feed Ginny Weasley to the Basilisk
We've got to open the Chamber again

You can't just dazzle my Serpent
You can't summon Dumbledore's chicken
You can't stab my Horcrux diary
And get away with it

We've got to feed Ginny Weasley to the Basilisk
We've got to purge the school from all mudblood scum
We've got to feed Ginny Weasley to the Basilisk
We've got to open the Chamber again

We've got to feed Ginny Weasley to the Basilisk
We've got to purge the school from all mudblood scum
We've got to feed Ginny Weasley to the Basilisk
We've got to open the Chamber again
We've got to open the Chamber again


6. PARSELMOUTH

Speak to me, Slytherin, greatest of the Hogwarts four
Kill him, Basilisk, see him crawling on the floor
The Chamber of Secrets reopened by the Heir
Unleash the horror within, purge the Mudbloods there

(chorus:)
Kill, kill, kill
I want to kill you
Kill, kill, kill
I want to rip you
Kill, kill, kill
The Chamber is open
Kill, kill, kill
Mudblood will flow

Obey me, great Basilisk, fierce and deadly Serpent King
Venomous fangs and a murderous stare
Kill for Salazar Slytherin

(chorus)

Your skeleton will lie
In the Chamber forever
Enemies of the Heir…
Beware!


7. EVIL IS SEXY

You might say that we will pull the shortest straw
You might say we can't resist your moral law
You might say our characters are full of flaws
You might say that in the end we'll surely gnaw

And I confess that what we do is not so nice
And I confess that all this evil has its price
And I confess our characters are full of vice
And I confess our power-hunger isn't wise

But admit this velvet cloak looks good on me
But admit I turn you on to a high degree
But admit my long blond hair is nice to see
Just admit I'm irresistibly sexy

I'm too sexy for my robes
I'm too sexy for this skull-shaped mask
I'm too sexy for the DADA-job
Imperio - kiss me!

Evil - is so damn sexy
Evil - is hot
Evil - is so damn sexy
Evil - hot as hell

You might say that truth and love are on your side
You might say that might isn't necessarily right
You might say we do things that cannot bear the light
You might say true beauty comes from inside

But ain't it true that you're just jealous of our looks
But ain't it true you're charmed by our angles and our hooks
But ain't it true we're hotter than the heroes of the books
But ain't it true that all the pretty boys are crooks

I'm too sexy for my cane
I'm too sexy for my skull-tattoo
I'm too sexy for Azkaban
Imperio - kiss me!

Evil - is so damn sexy
Evil - is hot
Evil - is so damn sexy
Evil - hot as hell