Turbonegro : Apocalypse Dudes

Hard Rock / Norway
(1998 - Boomba Records)
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1. THE AGE OF PAMPARIUS

From the ashes of this golden age of confusion,
The denim recruits came to be
Known as the apocalypse dudes.

So you think you had an opera
Well not like this
So you think you had a napoli
Well not like this
So you think you had a decent pizza
Well not like this
So you think you had a real good pizza
Well not like this

You got nothing to lose at pamparius
Gonna wear them happy shoes tonight
You got nothing to lose at pamparius
Gonna bake a motherfucking pizza tonight

So you think you had a pepperoni
Well not like this
So you think you had a calzone
Well not like this
So you thought you could make your own
Well not like this
So you thought you could take it home
Well not like this

You got nothing to lose at pamparius
Gonna wear them happy shoes tonight
You got nothing to lose at pamparius
Gonna bake a motherfucking pizza tonight
Apocalypse dudes got nothing to lose
Gonna stomp some teenage ass tonight
Apocalypse dudes got nothing to lose
Gonna bake some motherfucking magic
Tonight


2. SELFDESTRUCTO BUST

I ain't no architect
Ain't got the intellect
I gotta get away
My time will fade away i'm gonna spend it in the dust
Yes it's true
I gotta selfdestructo bust
I ain't no fireman
I lost it in the can
I got a steel machine
I got a mongo's dream
I gotta get away
My time will fade away
I'm gonna spend it in the dust
I gotta selfdestructo bust
Ain't gonna ride that yellow bus
I gotta selfdestructo bust


3. GET IT ON

Gimme friction baby, and i like it
Gimme friction baby, and i like it, love it
Gimme deathpunk baby, and i like it
Gimme deathpunk baby, and i like it, love it
Get it on. Right on.
Gimme shiny beast, and i like it
Gimme shiny beast, and i like it, love it
Gimme teen machine, and i like it yes i do
So young, firm and clean, and i like it, love it
Get it on. Right on.
What do you want?
I wanna get it on
Right on.


4. ROCK AGAINST ASS

It took a while but now it's back
Back from the lab- it's in my hat
So you better run home
Get on the motherfucking phone
It's time to rock against ass, so
Pick up the motherfucking stone
Well i'm not in a hurry, no i ain't in a rush
That rock is such a gift so make it last
No i'm not in a hurry
But that ride is such a blast
I said lord take me downtown
'Cause it's a rock against ass
So you better think fast
So you better get back
I had no choice - i cut the leash
You can't control that rocky beast
So you better run home
Get on the motherfucking phone
It's time to rock against ass, so
Pick up the motherfucking stone


5. DON'T SAY MOTHERFUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER

don't need no budget boob
Don't need no funky lube
You wanna deal? I wanna snitch
Such a wild-ass bitch
But you can't touch this
So, don't say motherfucker, motherfucker
Don't wipe your sole on the curb
Li'l puppy needs a guiding hand
To rub your face in the turd
Don't need no vintage tits
Don't need no tight ass lips
You wanna thrill? You gotta learn
Better step back as the deathpunk burns
They say that rats ain't got no friends
They say that stink will never end
Gimme that dirty food
Gimme that angel's lude
You wanna rock? You gotta roll
Washing your gold in a toilet bowl.
So, don't say motherfucker, motherfucker
Don't wipe your sole on the curb
Li'l puppy needs a guiding hand
To rub your face in the turd
Don't say motherfucker, motherfucker
Don't spend it all in one place
Li'l puppy need a helping foot
To kick the sand in your face
Just don't say it


6. RENDEZVOUS WITH ANUS

Walk the streets, what do i see
Shit on legs approaching me
Alright i really want it
Oh yeah i gotta have it
Come on baby and dance again
Jerk that head and be my friend
Merging zeus and spartacus
In rendezvous with anus
B.o.s. buns of steel
Spandex ass to make me kneel
Gonna give you electric shock
Gonna give you electric rock
Looking good and feeling clean
Classic buttocks on the scene
Cars go by they're out of luck
Eyeball ass - eyeball stuck!


7. BILLION DOLLAR SADIST

I used to be such a welfare stoner
I used to be such a twilight zoner
I used to be such a moneybumming boozer
I used to be such a masochistic schmoozer
But now i'm worldwide-
You know that i made it
I'm above the law -
I'm the zillion dollar sadist
What do you want for nothing baby
What do you for free
I tell you what you need,
It's some hanky-action baby
I wanna hear you scream in denim ecstasy
But now i'm worldwide-
You know that i made it
I'm above the law -
I'm the zillion dollar sadist
Take it to the bridge
I promise fun
To all and everyone
No questions asked
It's gonna be great
A new dimension of joy
Do anything you wanna do.


8. PRINCE OF THE RODEO

Hi-ridin' daddy-o
Spur-hump heyho let's go
Fornicator of the lasso
Sperminator of the asshole
Prince of the rodeo
Shoot the chute
Pull the flute
I'm back in the saddle -
The world's most progressive cowboy
And don't forget the clown
I'm ridin' high, i'm ridin' low
Prince of the rodeo


9. BACK TO DUNGAREE HIGH

I didn't mean to turn you on
Just wanna dance and sing my song
Clocking in, clocking out
No i don't mind it at all
Me and the danger dudes
Were on the news
So just don't bother to call
It's just a way to stay alive, boy
It's such a trip just to survive
So it's back, back to dungaree high
Just to get by, back to dungaree high
Just a great big boy -
With a teeny-weeny alibi
Just a soul on ice
With a mirror and a blade
And a pocket full of mice
Cheap thrills done and the dirt cheap ants
'Cause i got a headache in my pants
Throb throb
It's just a way to stay alive, boy
It's such a trip just to survive
So it's back, back to dungaree high
Just a great big boy -
With a teeny-weeny alibi
It's just a way to stay alive, boy
It's such a trip just to survive, boy


10. ARE YOU READY (FOR SOME DARKNESS)

Are you ready for some darkness
Are you ready for some fun?
Do you wanna touch the right tonight
Or do you want to grab your hat and run?
Are you ready for the void?
Do you wanna lose your mind tonight
Do you wanna be a denim boy?
Are you ready for the nighttime
Are you ready for the booth?
Do you wanna suck the goat tonight
And do you want the right to stay?
Or is it way to much?
Too much for you to touch?
You want it, you got it
But you never paid for this
Are you ready for some darkness
Are you ready for the show?
Do you wanna feel the heat tonight
Or do you wanna hit the road?
Do you really wanna get it
Or do you wanna shut the door?
Do you really wanna call it a day
Or do you want some more?
Are you ready for the panther
Are you... Are you ready for the light?
Do you wanna buzz the buzz again
And are you... Are you ready for the fight?
Are you ready? Yes, i'm ready.


11. MONKEY ON YOUR BACK

You say the monkey is unclean
You say the monkey is obscene
I've seen the monkey and his deeds
I tell you brother, set him free
You paint it white, i'll paint it black
I'll be the monkey on your back
You claim the monkey made you fall
You claim the monkey shaved your balls
I dig the monkey and his scene
I met that mother in a dream


12. HUMILIATION STREET

Humiliation street
Where all the danger kids meet
The dagger dudes and the dirt done cheap
That's what i say
Humiliation row
Where all the hollow kids glow
Pusslead panthers in the dirty snow
That's what i say
Humiliation hill
Cowboys in for the thrill
Dimebag daddys with a dynamite kill
That's what i say


13. GOOD HEAD

Sweeping floors at the mill all day
Dropped out of school just to get away
I'm just a kid but i'll soon be dead
And all i want is some good head
Flipping pizzas on a saturday night
Classy asses to the left and right
Have you ever been laid, she said
Fuck you. I'd rather have some good head

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