1. I ORDERED A TAXI DRIVER NOT A TAXIDERMY

Hey there guy I need a ride
"What's your address?"
I'm just outside
"What's your build and what's your size?"
Huhl?

Waaaah! Are you out of your mind?
My brains on fire I can't unwind
Pants on the floor when I take my stride
I'm like woo ha, be ba, biddly bup! Wow!
URBAN WONDERLAND
My mind is ticking over time
OH NO!
Mind if we take 5? I think I'm gonna'
*blegh*

Don't be alarmed
Just lost my head
I really took a gamble
But it's taken me instead

This never should have happened
Been done a thousand times
I used to hail a taxi
Now my hide is on the line, I swear that…

I ORDERED A TAXI DRIVER NOT A TAXIDERMY

Aw jeez, pick up the speed
Hitting the top gear cause it's time to leave
Time tick tockin' while we rocking' on down
A couple odd fellows, unconventional clowns
Needles n'threads (OH MY)
Lacquer n'dead things! When's it gonna end!?
Going out for a break, man it's only 12:30
I really need a coffee not a dang taxidermy

Oh noooo this can't be happening to me
Nailed to a wall for all to see

Oh what a shame to lose my groove
Just tried to scoot but now I can't move

Alright you beautiful specimens you should
All be on display. I want to see you, with all of you beauty
I want to see you stuffed and preserved so I can enjoy you all while
You stand there doing absolutely nothing at all.

Don't be alarmed
Just lost my head
I really took a gamble
But it's taken me instead
This never should have happened
Been done a thousand times
I used to hail a taxi
Now my hide is on the

2. CRISPR ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

I've been CRISP'd (What?)
Don't know where i've been
Woke up with scales on my skin
Look an the mirror (damn!)
I need a vacation
Had enough of this genetic modification

Damn started from the bottom now I'm here
I got a rat attached to my %*$#
So pour me up a rum & lime
And CRISP me baby ONE MORE TIME

Alright
30 toes, extra nose, it's all the same to me
Got a crab claw right where my legs used to be
Can't go back? This is wack dude, don't be like that
What do you mean this is set? What kind of fate have I met?

Same old me, change me please, been this way too long
200 thousand years I've been singing this song
They say D.N.A is the splice of life
So CRISP me baby ONE MORE TIME

R.I.P.D.N.A

In our CRISPR-fied new world, human genetic modification seems more of a question of "Why"? and "Who in their right mind would fo that?" rather than "When?"
Imagine you with an extra arm or leg with which to do your tasks with
Oh man! Amazing! So come try CRISPR and ask yourself the phrase "What the heck could go wrong? "

Get set
Break down all your cells
"NO NO NO!"
Rebuild, now reformed
"I'VE CHANGED MY MIND NOW!"
TOO LATE! IT'S TIME! LET'S MEET YOUR NEW SELF!

30 toes, extra nose, it's all the same to me
Got a crab claw right where my legs used to be
Can't go back? This is wack dude, don't be like that
What do you mean this is set? What kind of fate have I met?

Same old me, change me please, been this way too long
200 thousand years I've been singing this song
They say D.N.A is the splice of life
So CRISP me baby ONE MORE TIME

3. BMX TERMINATOR

Well let me tell you now
Too much cray up in the planet today
Them people out there they treat it like an ashtray
It may seem hard but don't lose your head
Cause with a few small steps we'll be breakin' that bread
Step 1: Jump on your bike,
Slap a pair of shades on and ride for your life
Step 2: Do a backflip or two and soon everyone around you will be vibin' on you cool moves

"What... wait you make it sound synch
BMX tricks won't change an inch"
I'll build myself a robot and you'll see how it's done
"A BMX Terminator?"
That sounds fun!

"That's dumb
That's just weird
I like my life when i'm grinding the gears"

You gotta lead by example and soon you will see
A cool robot on a bike will set you free

Ain't noting quite like a robot on a bike! x3
YEAH!

I'm out here doing whips on my ride
With nothing but bolts and screws and wires inside
Hit the lip and swing the hangers around
180 360 540 720 OH YEAH

10ft flying up in the air
While those knuckleheaded dorks all just point and stare
Don't fret, you can do it too just like me

All eyes on me
Hey! I see you snapping that neck
Like what you see? Well get a load of this tech
Springs in my knees, 2 jets in my shoes skidding round berms while I'm blowin' a fuse

You see, it ain't easy being king of the track
People get green and start giving you smack
Oh they just can't deal with the mad skills they lack
I'll leave you for dust, you'll be flat on your back
BMX
Let me hear say it
BMX
A c'mon a c'mon
BMX
A little softer now
BMX

No fear, leave them behind
Ride for your life
Steezin' Cruisin'
You flick them a wink and pop a superman on your
BMX

I'm out here doing whips on my ride
With nothing but bolts and screws and wires inside
Hit the lip and swing the hangers around
180 360 540 720 OH YEAH

10ft flying up in the air
While those knuckleheaded dorks all just point and stare
Don't fret, you can do it too just like me

4. MR. TROLDHAUGEN ON POLITICS

5. POULTRYTICIAN

Why wait for tomorrow
When you can have today,
The best potential ruler for
The entire human race
He's ticking all the boxes
Greets you with a smile

With words that soar around the world
He's politically agile
"Come on ya'll! Just sign the dotted line!
That's right you're doing fine!"
"But sir I can't read… I don't know what I'm ticking?"
"What's the matter son? Buk buk Are you chicken!?"

"Just follow my lead" (ah huh)
"Look at why I do" (errr…)
"It's easy everybody"
"Now cock a doodle doo!"

Ballet box full of feathers and ink
Pave the way for a galactic space trip
To the stars in the hull of mechanical rooster
THE FLOCK HAS FLOWN THE COOP Y'ALL!

Unnnghh! What's this on my head now?
Is it some sort of device that's shows reality?
No I swear this ain't home
Free range lies all up in my dome

Starting to forget what the heck I'm here for
Chicken Lord mentioned something about us being forced
To run treadmills to fuel this steel space mobile or he'll make us squeal for real?

The coop is out there
Roam your pastures
The coop is out there
The coop is out the now shoot your blasters

The coop is out there
Who's tour master?
Now shoot your blasters

Oh yeah yeah yeah YEAAHHHH Across the galaxy
Look out for my Kentucky Fried laser beam
Oh yeah I'm the king of the clutch OOH YEAH

Ballet box full of feathers and ink
Pave the way for a galactic space trip
To the stars in the hull of mechanical rooster
THE FLOCK HAS FLOWN THE COOP Y'ALL!

6. ¡MAMBO MAMBO! (¿BINKO BANKO?)

Got my hands up against the wall
You make me feel like a gecko
Girl you look so fine you got me snappin' my necko
Mambo Mambo
Let me give you a spanko
Lady are you gonna be my Binko Banko?

(Binko Banko? Is that all I am to you?
I assure you i'm a lizard through and through
So shut your forked tongue 'coz this ain't news to me
Don't treat me like I am some wedded newt-to-be)
Babe I got this cold blood
Warm my heart with your tongue
You got that touch that I crave
Now let's canoodle inside your cave

Oh, soon you'll see
Nocturnal instincts will set you free
Be into it, don't think no but say go
'Coz all I wanna do is Binko Banko

Drop down
Shake it round
Make me Slither

Yeah girl
Tail curled
Tight around my trigger
Big eyes
Open wide
Don't you worry
Get moist with me

Wide eyes, flat pads
Longest tongue yeah, I'm so bad
Crawling up against the wall
Shed that skin yeah I make you crawl

Mr.Slimy
Come on try me
Show you all the moves I know
Don't leave me hanging
On this glass
Cause it takes two to tango
Oh Baby its you I want to please
Under them doors and cracks, I squeeze
Wriggling to this beat
Look at how my eye balls sheen
Slippery Glistenin',
All reptilian
Watch me bounce now
Just like silicone
MAMBO MAMBO

Mambo Mambo
Let me give you spanko
Mambo Mambo
Take that a$$ to the banko

7. IT'S MORPHINE TIME

Day after day it creeps up till you stay
"Oh man what can I do to feel normal again?"
Well I'm here to calm your nerves, take a load off your mind
Let me course through your body 'til your troubles unwind
Squeeze in under your skin
And let the magic begin
Feels so good come on this has to be sin
Oh yeah now baby feel that flow
Ain't no one can resist my flow

Tune out no stress now
Just let il all slide
No more pain inside your brain just ride on this high for life
Nothing compares to this
Oh no no nothin' at all

Make you feel like you're the best in show
'Coz ain't no one can resist my flow

What's this feelin?
Loin' control of my breathin'
Oh take my blues away

Legs and arms numbing
I can't feel my toes
Put all the world on hold yeah
While I'm becoming comatose

Feel that flow pumpin'
Direct into my veins
I can feel it takin' over
Take those hands
Here it goes again

Cruisin' it now
It's like you're ridin' a cloud
And it ain't even illegal man, it's medically sound
Like I said, it's all gravy who could ever resist
But your mind is so fried you can't explain what this is
100 hours maybe more
Time has flown out the door
Your body may be trashed at least it doesn't feel sore

Yeah you never felt like this before
Oh you never felt like this before

What's this feelin?
Loin' control of my breathin'
Oh take my blues away

Legs and arms numbing
I can't feel my toes
Put all the world on hold yeah
While I'm becoming comatose

Feel that flow pumpin'
Direct into my veins
I can feel it takin' over
Take those hands off the reigns
Here it goes again

8. CALLER: UNKNOWN

9. JAW DROP

We getting all up in our brown game
Dark-web vapours seeping deep into your airways
Lurking while you surfin'
We'll try not to disturb you
Creepin' up just like a jaguar
Break those legs till you're foetal again
Let all the silicone trends fill the holes in your head
And while you suck in that gut and you stick out ya butt
Let the shutter go snap; you're famous
WAH WAH
You bait those clicks
But under that filter you stomach is sick
And you throw up

Say them prayers
Unfriend and pretend as you
Hit that share
Again and again
With that vacant stare
Let's see them chins hit the floor

JAW DROP X2

We're that itch on your neck, you feel? feeding' you lead - don't question it
We'll keep greasing that hamster wheel, busting' your head, like you was dead

Yeah you know we bring that fried minded vibe
That's the deal when you come and ride on this rhythm
Beat that dead horse idea, then scoop out ya eyes
'Coz ain't nobody need to see the way we straight hypnotizin'

Get out the champagne and broads
There's no way at all you won't come back asking for more
But your brains all clouded and you fall to the floor
You didn't know what you was in for

Wind back the time when your head was still right
And the shame and the lear didn't leak out your ears
Now your eyes getting square and the stank fills the air
Slide down the fibre

Say them prayers
Unfriend and pretend as you
Hit that share
Again and again
With that vacant stare
Let's see them chins hit the floor

JAW DROP X2

We're that itch on your neck, you feel? feeding' you lead - don't question it
We'll keep greasing that hamster wheel, busting' your UH
LIKE YOU WAS DEAD

10. MANNEQUIN CHECKS IN

Tiny town
Sun's going down
Eyes are getting heavy
When up rolls a Chevy

In the front
Irregular hunk
Quickly now, switch in and out
And leave without a trace

Rolls up into the place
What is up with his facel?
I'm not the only one in this "Room for One"
Better call the desk in-case

Here we go again
Another mannequin
Going round the bend
My brain he's gonna send

Oh I could never be as dull or lame as he
Won't someone help me please
IS THIS GUY A FOE OR A FRIEND??
I'm squirming, concerning, don't hurt him!

Oh, I've never seen someone so shady before
Maybe I should call the law?
I'm the only one in, with this bottle of gin
Why's their ash on the floor!?

Never eats and sleeps
Just watches the T.V
Arms straight by his side
And doesn't need to pee

Aint been down all day
Just a static haze
I feel that yearning
For some real company

Here we go again
Another mannequin
Going round the bend
My brain he's gonna send

Oh I could never be as dull or lame as he
Won't someone help me please
IS THIS GUY A FOE OR A FRIEND??
I'm squirming, concerning, don't hurt him!

Oh, I've never seen someone so shady before
Maybe I should call the law?
I'm the only one in, with this bottle of gin,
I just take it no more

Never eats and sleeps
Just watches the T.V
Arms straight by his side
And doesn't need to pee

Aint been down all day
Just a static haze
I feel that yearning
For some real company

11. GENOME IN A BOTTLE

Busted rusted set of clamps
Beakers cracking on their racks,
Where did I leave that glue?
Making 1 from 2
Something squirming
Wriggling, turning
Under that microscope yeah
Since when was that jelly floatin'?

I've been at it for hours
So won't you show me what I need to know
In that vial's the power baby
I really hope it doesn't blow

The genome can be defined as an organism's complete set of D.N.A including all of its genes. Each genome contains all of the information needed to build and maintain that organism. More than 3 billion base pairs are contained in the human genome.

I've been at it for hours
So won't you show me what I need to know
In that vial's the power baby
I really hope it doesn't blow

Genome in a bottle! Whoever could have know
That this little experiment was something all home grown
Genome in a bottle! I can't believe my eyes
Mixing chems under my house has lead to human kind!

I've been at it for hours
So won't you show me what I need to know
In that vial's the power baby
I really hope it doesn't blow

12. P3R5P3C+iV3_M4N

It's all just a matter of perspective man
You just do what you want, when you can
It's all about perspective man
Go on and take a little time
To sit and stare
Paints off without a worry or care
It's all about perspective man

And if a giant asteroid fell out space
And socked you one straight in the face
Just keep on smiling
The whole day through

It's all just a matter of perspective man
You just do what you want, when you can
It's all about perspective man...