1. THE BALLROOM BLITZ

Are you ready, Steve? Aha
Andy? Yeah! Mick? OK
Alright, fellas, let's go!

Oh it's been getting so hard
Livin' with the things you do to me, aha
Oh my dreams are getting so strange
I'd like to tell you everything I see
Oh, I see a man at the back
As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun
And a girl in the corner let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one

Oh, yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the man at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz

I'm reaching out for something
Touching nothing's all I ever do
Oh, I softly call you over
When you appear there's nothing left of you, aha
Now the man in the back
Is ready to crack as he raises his hands to the sky
And the girl in the corner is ev'ryone's mourner
She could kill you with a wink of her eye

Oh yeah, it was electric, so frightfully hectic
And the band started leaving, 'cause they all stopped breathing

Refrain

Oh yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving

Refrain

It's it's a ballroom blitz, it's it's a ballroom blitz
It's it's a ballroom blitz, yeah, it's a ballroom blitz


2. ROCK AND ROLL DISGRACE

You're a heterosexual dream
A super phallic machine
Well, who do you think ya are
Well, you think you're a star
Yeah, a rock'n roll star, you are

Oh, you point your lips that way
Do you care what people say
The chicks know what you are
Well, they think you're a star
Yeah, a rock and roll star, you are

Rock and roll
You're rock 'n' roll queen
Don't you know what I mean
Oh, you know
You're a rock 'n' roll queen
A young man's dream

Given guitar's head
In a silver stream of red
Has it gone too far
Well you know you're a star
Yeah, a real superstar, you are

Rock and roll
A rock 'n' roll queen
Don't you know what I mean
Oh, you know
You're a rock 'n' roll queen
A young man's dream

Rock and roll
You're rock 'n' roll queen
Don't you know what I mean
Oh, you know
You're a rock 'n' roll queen
A young man's dream

You're a heterosexual dream
A super phallic machine
Well who do you think you are
Well, you think you're a star
Yeah, a rock 'n' roll star, you are

Well, you think you're a star
Yeah, a rock 'n' roll star, you are
Well, you think you're a star
Yeah, a rock 'n' roll star, you are

Well, you think you're a star
Yeah, a rock 'n' roll star, you are
Well, you think you're a star
Yeah, a rock 'n' roll star