1. GREAT BIG FAKE ONES

Special kinda girls learn their A, B,B C's
By going from an A to a double D
Some critics say they feel like bags of sand
But you're never gonna drown when you hold them in your hands

Great big fake ones
Great big fake ones

Some guys like legs and some guys like back,
But everyone notices a lady with a rack

Great big fake ones
(Enhanced mammaries)

She said that he would love them, they'd be his to own
He didn't have the cash, so ran out for a loan
When the MD was done, they were big and bold
But she took off with a biker, and stuck him with a loan

Great big fake ones
Great big fake ones

Push them together make them collide
Their power increases till they can hypnotise

Great big fake ones
(Enhanced mammaries)

Born titles adorn those chests,
Worshipped by men who love big breasts
Each one's expensive, they only come in two's
Get 'em too big, you can't tie your shoes

If you spot a milf with tow double D's,
She's probably packing two bags of saline

To know for sure, just set them free,
Do they stand up, defy gravity?

Great big fake ones
Great big fake ones

Wanna put them in your mouth,
Put them in your ear.
If I stick in between them,
Will it hold my beer?

Great big fake ones
(Enhanced mammaries)