The Irish Front : Universe

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1. GALAXY MILK

Speak out of your lampshade teeth out of your elbows
Moths out of your breakfast tusks out of your fire hose
The icebergs finger prints smudged on boats, on boats
Swallow the volcano
And you'll be orbiting the Earth


2. CHICAGO TYPEWRITER

The farmer stands
Proud of his tornado
Tentacles and all
Owls pressed through key holes
And children tangled into cob webs

My stomach speaks to me in foreign languages
And my abdominals have become artwork

Extra, extra, read all about it
I have been holding
My breath since birth
And Armageddon is in a math textbook

Bodies built from invincible bears
Our bodies built from invincible bears
Your body is built from invincible bears

My hands have kept me awake all night
All night

My daughter found you
Half eaten by concrete
Projecting cannonballs
And burying the anchors

We're all Siamese twins
With our torsos converged
And with your legs dangling

Donate your arms!
Donate your arms!
Donate your arms!
Donate your arms!
Donate your arms!
Donate your arms!
Donate your arms!
Donate your arms!
Donate your arms!


3. MONSTERBATION

Three hairless men lay before us handing out cold film,
Made from our ancestors!
Each one bore through thick feet and into our home.
The walls drink quicksand and swallow furniture.

Half formed dogs burst from the chest and feed cancer patients,
Spoon fulls of vulgar tasting women,
None the less they all hatch,
None the less they begin to hatch.
They all hatch!
And chant the alphabet to their god fathers.
Commonly people are surrounded by chicken wire,
And grown in crops and rows.

Touching yourself to ugly girls with ugly faces,
"Oh honey that's what we call monsterbation."
Ooo-ooo-ooo.
We are the engineers, we are the engineers.

Fumes spill from our eggs the cracks forge with fruits and snakes,
But honestly were all incubated,
Felt fed ejaculated,
Fought freed and running underwater.


4. FIRE!!!

Woah, this is hella gnar dude!

You're the elevator, I thought you were
You keep letting them
In and out as you go up and down
In and out as you go up and down
In and out
And with the abortionists hands on your thighs you request

Take it out out! Please God rip it out!
I can't be a mother yet, I don't know how!
Dr. Phil me up butter cup!
You hold your childs head like an apple and eat it the same

Sour Kraut!
Old rotten
Sour Kraut!
In your ears

Your grandma makes the best chocolate chip cookies
She is in love with me, she is in love with me!

I am the most disgusting person you'll ever know
Like blended baby panthers squirting through a rusty garden hose

I found happiness in the lunch ladys mustache
The tiny bits of meat in her flossy lip hair
It's so sexual!

Being polite is something I've always lacked
I'd love to slide a card down the slit of every butt crack
To see if it would ring up credit debit or cash!

In a situation this dire
It's no wonder all these people are screaming
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
I'm ON FIRE!


5. INVADERS

Do not fornicate among the aliens,
Their hazel arms were built.
To,
Carry you from place to place, place to place.
Their arms are being built to carry you from,
Place to place place to place.

Do not chew at their knuckles their teeth were abandoned centuries ago.
Here and there, here and there, and here and there
And with the taste of you in your own mouth...
So,
Prolapse at every oraface,
Because your eyes were bigger than your stomach.

Invade! Invade!
Invade! Invade!

And with the taste of you in your own mouth,
Eat more!
And with the taste of you in your own mouth,
Eat more!

To digest sexually transmitted buildings!
To digest sexually transmitted buildings!

And form,
Light bulbs above our scalp,
Umbrellas are opened in our mouth!


6. THE FISH

Foster parents turned to fungus,
Several tongues hanging gnawed,
Gums shown at the nose sweat swims down veins and jaws.

He once fed our mothers and slept in our beds.
Feast lurk repeat ugly feet,
Feast lurk repeat ugly feet.

They're wet they're stinky,
They're vile but I love them.
They're wet they're stinky,
They're vile but I love them.

We bred inside of his womb and drank from his gills.
Bulging cheeks and swollen legs drawn and charred,
Born old.

The clouds turn to rocks,
It's hard to stomach this truth.
In and out like Epicac,
The mountains regurgitate for days.

They... They peel away,
Like sunburnt,
Cold and stale I met my bride I'm re-birthed inside.
Cold and stale I met my bride I'm re-birthed inside.


7. URETHRA FRANKLIN VS. QUEEF LATIFAH

It's not you that turns me on
It's the light switch under the teeth
Inside the mouth between your legs and it stinks!


8. SUCK FART TOOTORIAL

Hi welcome class
Today we're going to be going over lesson 35 which is the suck fart technique
And hopefully we can achieve something great today
Well let's all start by getting on your hands and knees and place your face into the ground
Ahh just like that
Make sure you're nice and comfy, place your anus in the air
Now relax, let your body be soothed

I just sharted!
Oh no!
Oh no!
It's dripping!
Oh my god!
Hold on, bathroom time!
Oh no!


9. W.A.S.P.

Mayor, Mayor!
The lawyers are at bay
And they have been impregnated, by sharks!
Reaching into the cradle

Calling for sea sections, sea sections
Calling for sea sections, sea sections
Calling for sea sections, sea sections
Calling for sea sections, sea sections

The insects begin to swarm
The insects begin to swarm
We've been there and done that, been there and done that
We've been there and done that

We sent our men across the river
And they were yet be turned
From whence they came
From whence they came, from whence they came

And they returned listless and legless
And they returned listless and legless
The natives... Are... Restless
The natives are... Restless
The natives are restless


10. TEENAGE WHORE MOANS

(Instrumental)


11. BOOM SNAP CLAP

So they say diamonds are a girls best friend
Well I got some jewels for you!

I want you as much as a genital herpes
And love you as much as crabs

SO IT'S TIME FOR DOOM
PREEEEPARE FOR TOTAL DOMINATION
YOU HAVE A UNIBROW

I said!
BOOM SNAP CLAP BA BOOM SNAP CLAP SNAP
BOOM SNAP CLAP BA BOOM SNAP CLAP SNAP

BOOM SNAP CLAP BA BOOM SNAP CLAP SNAP
BOOM SNAP CLAP BA BOOM SNAP CLAP SNAP

Sniff my pit I don't wear deodorant
LICK MY PIT I DON'T HAVE ABSORBERANT

Yo, what's up
A whole 'nother level

I rip it like a newborn
I'm out with one puss
I'm gettin' better don't text when I'm hittin' the kush
My meatball smashing your spaghetti
And I'm not Italian
Raunchy bitch rocking my stains
Like a medallion
Girl you not special your game's not tight
You about as useful as a candle in sunlight
Always hatin' but you know you love it
In reality you gettin' jammed bitz'
Cause ya hella busted
I know what you want
I'll be simple and front
I don't boom snap clap
In this snatch and you can take the Irish front
What?
Universe 08, you livin' it


12. FOG MOUTH

Put on your feet I can see space in your bones,
Catapulting lions from Saturn,
While we were waiting on the snails.
While we were waiting on the snails.

Spines grew from the ceiling and the blouse escaped,
With a taste in his hand.
Haven't you noticed the tidal waves/clouds of birds,
Coming from behind the cliffs stuck in the air.

Livestock stampede through neighbor hoods,
Leaving trails of little kids and swing sets.
Livestock stampede through neighbor hoods,
Leaving trails.

Take to the vents and inhale the skin of your instrument,
And by the time the snails returned,
We fell asleep in salt cocoons.
We fell asleep in salt cocoons.

I can see space in your bones,
Every star, planet, and UFO.
I can see space in your bones,
Every star, planet, and UFO.
Oh, Oh, Oh!


13. BECAUSE BOMB SNIFFING DOGS DON'T WORK UNDERWATER!

This just in a man made ship made of men has landed,
Treasure here sucking a bathtub.
Reporters tell of mischievous sanctions of typical bull syndrome,
Causing two toned facial pans of needle green orpheum.
In a pale sheep monster of gray recluse,
Staring at the back of your head in the mirror,
Face forward.
In a pale sheep monster of gray recluse,
Staring at the back of your head in the mirror,
Face forward.

With your lips sewn to the carpet and ankles glued,
Drink of the fist ignore your brother, cum inside the womb!
Bathing in the sun between her double chin,
Beware of table cloth ghosts!
They are you,
We are they.
They are you,
We are they.
They are you,
We are they.

Because bomb sniffing dogs don't work underwater!
Why did my boat explode...?
Why did my boat explode?


14. PORQUE MI BARCO EXPLOTO?

(Instrumental)

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