1. SPONGEBOB GRINDPANTS

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob squarepants! Spongebob squarepants!
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he.
Spongebob squarepants! Spongebob squarepants!

If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
Spongebob squarepants! Spongebob squarepants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
Spongebob squarepants! Spongebob squarepants!
Spongebob squarepants!