1. I SAW DADDY KISSING SANTA CLAUS

I saw daddy kissing Santa clause underneath the mistletoe last night,
He didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peak
He thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.

I saw daddy groping Santa Claus in places that you wouldn't call PG
I guess he didn't see me spying behind the tree,
Why was Santa the one on his knees?

I saw daddy spanking Santa Claus,
He must have been on the naughty list.
I couldn't make I noise, who knew that he liked boys?
He must have been much further in the closet than my toys.

I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus,
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If mommy had only seen daddy kissing Santa Claus last night!!!