1. CAN THE CAN

Well you call your mamma tiger
And we all know you are lying
And your boyfriend's name is eagle
And he lives up in the sky (high high)
Watch out the tiger don't go claw the eagle's eye
But let the eagle take the tiger by surprise
Scratch out her eyes

So make a stand for your man, honey
Try to can the can
Put your man in the can, honey
Get him while you can
Can the can
Can the can
If you can
Well can the can

Well your sister's got the feline touch,
She touches up your mind
And your eagle lover likes
His little bit of evil loving all the time
Don't let the cat get into the eagle's nest at night
Because the eagle could say "yes" without a fight
Scratch out her eyes

So make a stand for your man, honey
Try to can the can
Put your man in the can, honey
Get him while you can
Can the can Can the can
If you can
Well can the can

Ooh can the can (Can the can honey)
Ooh can the can (Can the can honey)
Uh uh can the can (Can the can honey)
Ooh can the can (Can the can honey)
Ooh can the can (Can the can honey)
Ooh can the can (Can the can honey)

Aaaah!

Honey, honey
Honey, honey, honey
Make a stand for your man, honey
Try to can the can
Put your man in the can, honey
Get him while you can
Can the can
Can the can
If you can

Make a stand for your man, honey
Try to can the can
Put your man in the can, honey
Get him while you can
Can the can
Can the can
If you can
Aah!
Make a stand for your man


2. AIN'T YA SOMETHIN' HONEY

I'm getting bogged down
And tired of your pretty voice
And keeping your body in bed is getting me mighty annoyed
About your love makin', I ain't gettin' no thrills
Ooh you sit all day, expecting me to pay your bills

Ooh ain't ya somethin' honey, ain't ya somethin' honey
I gotta take you in hand
I gotta make you a man
We're tired of it all
Can't you guys understand
Well ain't ya somethin' honey, ain't ya somethin' honey
You're looking prettier than me
What the hell you tryin' to be

You know I'm fed up
Get up, come on and put on your pants
You used all my hairspray last night,
Go out and get a new can
And while you're outside, pick me up a bottle of wine
Here's a few bucks doll, I know you ain't got a dime

Ooh ain't ya somethin' honey, ain't ya somethin' honey
I gotta take you in hand
I gotta make you a man
We're tired of it all
Can't you guys understand
Well ain't ya somethin' honey, ain't ya somethin' honey
You're looking prettier than me
What the hell you tryin' to be

Do I have to keep on telling you all of the time
Can't you see this situation ain't a working so fine
Hell all your good looks,
They're nothin' but a great big bore
On your way out baby, don't forget to shut the door

Ooh ain't ya somethin' honey, ain't ya somethin' honey
I gotta take you in hand
I gotta make you a man
We're tired of it all
Can't you guys understand
Well ain't ya somethin' honey, ain't ya somethin' honey
You're looking prettier than me
What the hell you tryin' to be