1.MEATLANTIS

At the bottom of the sea
Is a place called Meatlantis
Where there is meat a plenty
Delicious and free
And if you're paralyzed
The meat there can fix ya
And they feed vegetarians to whales
OH!
At the bottom of the sea
And paralysis free
Oh Meatlantis is the place for me

2.ACTION REACTION

So you wanna go?
For every action there will be a reaction
I'm gonna fuckin' blow
Just give me a reason not to beat on...

You
I'm fightin' the ass off you
You
I'm fightin' the shit out of you

You think you're gonna win
But these knuckles were made to punch you ass in
So let the shit begin
I don't need a reason not to beat on...

You
I'm fightin' the ass off you
You
I'm fightin' the shit out of you
GO!

Solsolido Butcher's rules of engagement
Make sure you get the first punch and the last
There should be two hits
You hittin' them and them hittin' the friggin' floor
And lastly, there's only two times when you fight
When you have to and win you're gonna win
Peace out!

You
I'm fightin' the ass off you
You
I'm fightin' the shit out of you

3.HERE TO ROCK

I shoulda died when I hit the goddamn ground
But I'm alive and I'm gonna rock this town
When my back hit the rock
It woke me up
Now I know why I'm here
I'm here to rock

Sing it with me
We're all here for the rock

This is the rise of the rock they thought was dead
From my guitar to an amp then to your head

Sing it with me
We're all here for the rock
Sing it with me
We'll all die for the rock

Now I'm ready to walk
Back on top
This time You'll know why I'm here
I'm here to rock

Sing it with me
We're all here for the rock
Sing it with me
We'll all die for the rock

4.PARTY'S ON

Becoming what I hate
To have sex on the first date
Yeah!

The party's on tonight
I'm metrosexually just right
If you're lookin' gay you don't have to try
You don't gotta try
Tonight is my night
For my silk to shine
The sluts will be mine
So bring on the shit

Hot mayonnaise ass rubs
Hot beef in the hot tub
Havin' your cake and bangin' it too
Tonight!

The party's on tonight
I'm metrosexually just right
If you're lookin' gay you don't have to try

Bang, bang, bang ass
Bang, bang, bang ass

The party's on Tonight
You're lookin' really hot girls
I'm metrosexually just right
I like you, you dirty motherfuckers

The party's on tonight
I'm metrosexually just right
If you're lookin' gay you don't have to try
You don't gotta try
Tonight is my night
For my silk to shine
The sluts will be mine
So bring on the shit

Bang, bang, bang ass
Bang, bang, bang ass

5.LOVEBASTER

Mountains are little
Compared to the size of my hands
Love is brittle
So break out them salty hams

Love always gets in the way
Of two salty hams in my face
Let's not let yours go to waste
Thems salty hams I will baste

With my baster of love
I'll drown you with my
Baster of love

You're the turkey
And I am the squirting juice
Adding fibre
And giving a protein boost

Love always gets in the way
Of two salty hams in my face
Let's not let yours go to waste
Thems salty hams I will baste

Baster of Love
I'll drown you with my
Baster of love

Now for all you folks out there in CD land
Let me clarify some of these lyrics
When Ricky says baster, he means his panoose
And when he says love, well...
He means the sweetest juice, get it?

Man, go, ya, oh!

Baster of Love
I'll drown you with my
Baster of love

Man, go, ya, oh!

6.MADE LOVE BY THE RIVER

Steeltown on a Saturday night
A bucket of chicken and you
Two lovers in love they were lovin' a lot
And the love was so lovably true
I laid down a blanket by the johnny on the spot
Everything was feeling so right
Your lips said no
But your eyes said do me
So we're makin' sweet love tonight

We made love by the river

It felt so right under the moon that night
Livin' in a teenage dream
I can still taste the chicken on your cherry red lips
As you fumbled with the fly on my jeans
An eager little beaver and a sentimental boy
Livin' on the edge of a dream
On the wrong side of town
Them jeans came down (aw shit)
We were makin' love

We made love by the river
Oh rock me ricky

Listen, kids
Love's a four way stop
If you get there first, you have the right of way
If they get there first, they have the right of way
If you both arrive at the same time, in that magical moment
The person to the right, has the right of way
Right of way
let's all sing together, c'mon, sing it for me please

We made love by the river

7.I NEED AN ARM

I'm mangled horribly
Lost an arm and a family
My job I can't go back
Wrong way on a one arm track
Can't rock, can't wank, can't mop
My search will never stop

Sweet holy shit I need an arm
So...
Me and lefty will search high and low
So let's go...

Cause you know
If you're out there
I will find you
Cause my throbbin' stump just won't do
Now I'm achin' and crampin'
Cause lefty's been workin' for two

Oh baby girl
If I get you back it's gonna be manicure city
I'm talkin' expensive hand creams
Cuticle rubs
And my solemn promise to be a one hand man

I travelled here and there
Looked goddamn everywhere
My arm I cannot find
My dink shrunk back inside

Sweet holy shit I need an arm
So...
Me and lefty did search high and low
But oh no...
This ain't the way that it should be
You see..
One lonely goddamn amputee
That's me!

I'm dyin for that day
When I don't have to say
I need an arm

Why'd you have to leave me?
When all I wanted to do was love you
Now I gots a hole in my heart the size of a fist, literally
As you punched it on the way out of my life
Now I'm on my knees
Dreamin' of the day when I can clap again
Give myself a high five
Flip the double bird
Or do shadow puppets for Sol and Ricky
Why Righty? Why'd you have to leave your sister and me?
Why? WHY!?!

8.WHIP 'EM OUT

How do you know the size
When most the bras compress the fullness
It takes a well trained eye
To compensate the weight versus tightness
But it's never been too hard for me

Whip those out
Give them some breathing room
Why the hell woulda strap 'em down
I can't see how bras are even comfortable
Whip those out for all of the world to see
Especially me

Whip those out
Whip those out
Whip those out
Whip those out
C'mon, do it

It's fun fantasize
But I would rather see them with my own eyes
It won't be embarrassing
If all of you whip 'em out at the same time
So whip 'em out on the count of three
1..2..3

Whip those out
Give them some breathing room
Why the hell woulda strap 'em down
I can't see how bras are even comfortable
Whip those out for all of the world to see
Especially me

Whip those out
Whip those out

Why flash 'em alone again
When all your friends
Can flash them with you
So get ready to bare it all
Without the bra
You know what to do

Whip those out
Whip those out
Whip those out

9.FUCK THE WORLD

Everyone suck my ass
You all can eat some shit
Your faces I will kick
If you keep a pissin' me off

F the world
When shit gets you down
I say
F the world
Now tell me how this sounds

I'm bending over now
Line up and take a lick
Unless you are a dude
In which case your nuts I will kick
Ewww

F the world
When shit gets you down
I say
F the world
Now tell me how this sounds

F the world
When shit gets you down
I say
F the world
Now tell me how this sounds

10.FUCK PRODUCERS

They say producers are huge assholes
And let me tell you it's true
They'll help you out with all your music
Then say it wasn't written by you

Save the music
It's up to you
Fuck Producers
Before they fuck you

They'll make you feel like you're a rockstar
They'll blow smoke up your ass
Then soon enough your songs are hostage
Until they've got all your cash

Save the music
It's up to you
Fuck Producers
Before they fuck you

Their input
Will fuck your songs
Their instincts
Are always wrong
They're dry humping the rock dream
When they should be baggin' groceries

Save the music
It's up to you
Fuck Producers
Before they fuck you

Fuck Producers
Fuck Producers
Oh fuck 'em
If you're music is good enough
Produce it by yourself

11.PANTY DROPPER

Off come the panty's first
Followed by the bra
And then we're talkin'
Now we're bangin'

But we don't have to talk
I prefer if we don't
But them clothes can still come off
Don't tell me that they won't
Now please get naked
You look better naked
Now let's make it

All the lovely panties
Droppin' to the floor
Sweet back alley handys
Ain't that what rock is for
Less talkin'
And more panty droppin'

But if you have to talk
I hope that it's to say
Can I let these panty drop?
And to that I'd say, yup
And I ain't fakin'
Now all the chicks should get naked
Buck naked
Buck ass naked

All the lovely panties
Droppin' to the floor
Sweet back alley handys
Ain't that what rock is for


12.DOUG IN SPACE

I be globally recognized
The envy of janitors worldwide
Blastin' off into space now
Makin' sure that Ricky gets a new spine

It be so lonely on the moon tonight
Once I clean this bitch
it'll shine so bright (it'll light up all our..)

Lives be touched
By my moppin' hands
That clean so much (they clean so very much)

The world be screamin'
At what I achievin'
The moon be beamin'
The king of cleanin'

13.SUITE: BAD TOUCH

There are touches that are good
And touches that are bad
Touches that are happy
And touches that are sad
Hugs and kisses make ya wanna dance
But they shouldn't be anywhere near your pants
Your pants area is a private place
If a touch invades
Punch it in the face
If a touch makes you nervous
Scream and flee
Go tell an adult
Someone's touchin' me

I thought you just wanted a chick
But you got bad touched
Now you're in a skin flick
It breaks my heart to see you here
I can offer you a hug
And a sympathetic tear

It wasn't your fault
Whatever happened to you
But now Sol is here
And his friendship is true

A touch made you nervous
Maybe no one believed
But you can tell old Sol
Someone bad touched me

Someone bad touched me!

14.FREE SHIT

Doug had it made when
They said
He's dead
I played it up and
I got free shit
But now he's fine and
It sucks
I can't get shit for free
For free

But I'm a rockin' star
It should be free for rockin' stars

All I want is
Free drinks
Free cheese
I want that each day
But goddamn
I shouldn't have to pay
To pay

Why can't it all be free
Who hasn't heard of me

I'll rock
If you buy
All of my shit
I'll make sure
Doug dies
For lots of free shit


15.ULTIMATE DRINKING SONG

Some say that a drink is just a drink
Some say that a drink will get the pink
I say just drink that fuckin....
Drink

Drinkin' all the drinks
You gotta drink the drinks
I say drink that shit
Drink that shit

You gotta excuse me
I'm drunk as shit
I'll keep drinkin'
Until they gotta stop servin' it
So called drunk fests
Are killing me
Ten buck pitchers
The death is free

Drinkin' all the drinks
You gotta drink the drinks
I say drink that shit
Drink that shit

I'll out drink you
And steal your chicks
I'll keep drinkin'
Until they gotta pump my stomach

Boiler makers
Any takers
Break out the moonshine
Whatever takes less time

Drinkin' all the drinks
You gotta drink the drinks
I say drink that shit
Drink that shit

16.SNEAKIN' IN

Sneakin' in
Dressed up like a totem pole
Sneakin' in
Crawlin' in a beaver skin
Sneakin' in
Tunnel like a giant mole
Sneakin' in
Tumblin' like a tumbleweed
Right on past security
They don't even notice me
Success

Sneaky
Can't be
Movin' around invisibly

Sneakin' in
All it takes is elbow grease
Sneakin' in
Quiet as a mornin' breeze
Sneakin' in
Sneakin' like a sneakin' pro
Sneakin' in
You would never even know
If I didn't tell you so
It is quite incredi-bow

Sneaky
Can't be
Movin' around invisibly

If at first you don't succeed
That's because you aint' me
If you're not allowed in
Chances are you shouldn't go
Don't be trespassin'
Cause you'll be fined if you dont' listen buds

Sneakin' in
I just dressed up like thetotem pole
Sneakin' in
Oh the beaver skin, the beaver skin
Sneakin' in
Oh skiddly wha da who dee haa.
Sneakin' in
It's all about the tumbleweed
That's what really aided me
Rolling past the powers that be
But I digress
Sssh

17.RAZORS

The bloody flesh I rape
The trolls are all awake now
I cast you back to hell
Oh minions of Satan

Raping your face
Raping your face
With demonic Lust
Chewing the guts
Chewing the guts
Of the bloody shell

Land cracks
Lava blasts
Razors
Up your ass

Oh God of haunted Lamb
I want to chew of your hand
Spit poison in the gash
Oh how I love you Satan

Skinning the kids
Skinning the kids
With demonic Lust
Squirting their limbs
Squirting their limbs
Of the bloody shell

(Satanic Jibberish)

Land cracks
Lava blasts
Razors
Up your ass

18.Meatlantis Reprise