1. ZOM-BEEZ

Gather 'round bitches and ill tell you the tale
Of the day the zom-beez were born
It was 10 years ago on this very day in the city of Aurora, IL

Zom-Beez, Zom-Beez, here they come
Zom-Beez, Zom-Beez, you're on the run
Zom-Beez, Zom-Beez, soaring though the sky
It's your turn to die!

Landing on your head and ripping out your hair
They pollinate your brain, spill your guts everywhere
Taking your brains back to their hive
Giving each other little zom-bee high fives

Buzzing though town, they're on the attack
You cant escape the zom-bees, NO!
You cannot run, they want your brains
To make the wicked awesome, all organic ZOM-BEE HONEY

The radiation in the fox river
Contaminated the flowers that they pollinate
But when they tried the nectar they died
And within hours they came back to life

Mutated, zombified and organized
Man, these Zom-bees were really pissed.
With the sudden urge to cause human harm
Thus began the zom-beez swarm

Buzz ! Buzz !


2. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE (M.O.D. COVER)

Two days before the show, were running to wal-mart
We're loading up on trojans that we're using on your mom
We've seen your kind before, you say you aint a hater
You saw the show and wanna party with Smash Potater

We meet a bunch of girls, and think they're really hot
We pack the gear and meet them back in Joe's garage
Don't expect our love, unless you've got a glove.
You'll get infected and rejected, it'll grow on you.

No glove, no love, your a dummy full of cum
No glove, no love, we're only in it for the fun

We start to swap spit, she tells me i'm the man
I say come on lets do it, she says were gonna smash
I start to rip her clothes off and dance around the room
I hope this thing is safe or else im fuckin doomed

You know that it has been just a crazy night
The way this girl is acting, I hope the mood is right
I grab another trojan, just to play it safe
Now i got double proof just in case it breaks

No glove, no love, safe sex

No glove, no love, were only in it for the snatch.
No glove, no love,
No glove, no smash, Hope you dont get a rash
No smach, no thrash

No glove, no love, jailbait and under-age
No glove, no love
No glove, no smash, milfs and cougars night and day
No smach, no thrash


3. LIVIN' TO THRASH, THRASHIN' TO LIVE (GEEZER MOSH)

Left for dead and all alone
They hate this fucking nursing home
Nurses are nowhere in sight
They're going to a show tonight

Watch out cause they're gonna brawl
Slammin dentures to the wall
Walkers flying as they fall
Throwing out their backs and shit

Wearing out their metal hips
Wheelchairs in the circle pit

They are livin' to Thrash
They need to thrash to live
They are livin' to thrash
They need to Thrash to live

Adult diapers, denim and leather
They thrash 'till death... Literally
A daily dose of Smash Potater is the only prescription that they need