1. MORBIDLY OBESE

600 pounds of useless, self-destructive human waste
There's no escape, you've sealed your fate
You're irreversibly overweight
You told yourself just a little more, what a glutton you have been
Immobilized, desensitized, rotting from within

Hunger does not cease
Morbidly obese

Devouring anything and everything in its path
If only he could actually move off his big fat ass
His favorite words are "dinner is served"
And he never skips a meal
Pizza, doughnuts, ground beef, soda, ice cream, cheesecake, nachos, cheese steak, mayonnaise, fried chicken, and veil.

Bursting at the seams
Morbidly obese

I cannot see my feet
I want some nacho cheese
Somebody feed me please
Morbidly obese!


2. FASTER THEN YOU'LL EVER LIVE TO BE (EXODUS COVER)

Rode up on my steed, dirty and mean
My eyes filled with intent to kill
Came in with the dust, a look of disgust
The sting of the whip's burning still
A crowd of young punks, all getting drunk
Think they are fast as can be
But what they don't, my guns will show
I'm faster than they'll ever be

Sweat pouring down from my face
So many years that I've had to wait
Now when you're ready to draw
Sound of my gun, you're gone!

Drifting around
From high plains to town
The trail of death leads to me
The speed of the hand
Is faster than you'll ever live to be

With fire in my eye, I'll make hot lead fly
No one's a match for me
I'll blow your head off and make sure you're dead
Then pillage on your family
The scars on my back bring memories back
Of hell in a younger year
I'll hunt out the best and lay them to rest
I am the west's worst fear!

You run but you're too slow
You're all out of breath and there's nowhere to go
Now when it's your time to die
No one will hear your cry!


3. DUDE, I'M WEARING MY GLASSES

You don't like to mosh? You're a punk ass bitch.
Your gonna suck my huge ass dick
You think your thrash, but you don't mosh
Your denim and leather can suck my cock

I really think you need to shut your mouth
If you don't mosh you need to get the fuck out
I'm going to kick in your fucking face
And your high and mighty ass into outer space

You think that your better than me,
But you're all just a bunch of pussies
Sitting comfortably on your asses
Saying "dude, I'm wearing my glasses!"

I like your boots, are they brand new?
Why don't you let loose, your primal roots
Your full of shit, scared of the pit
You don't wanna scratch that new jacket
(... With your John Travolta lookin' ass)
Hahaha