1. ROCK AND ROLL PREACHER

Spoken as a Preacher
Dearly beloved
Brothers and sisters
We are gathered here tonight
To join together this rock and this roll
In earholing catastrophy
For thine is the power and the glory
For ever and ever
Till deaf do us part
Till deaf do us part
Till deaf do us part
Hallelujah (hallelujah)
Hallelujah (hallelujah)

I've seen the light (I've seen the light)
I've seen the light (I've seen the light)
I've seen the light (I've seen the light)
Glory hallelujah honey I'm on fire
Hey hey-hey hey
Hey

Glory hallelujah you're givin' me the bug
(I'm on fire, I'm on fire)
Mister bop-a-lu-la, your boogie is a drug
(I'm on fire, I'm on fire)
My my my you're runnin' with the pack
Gotta get back, gotta get back, gotta get back
All that ferocity, people come and see it for miles
(I'm on fire, I'm on fire)
High speed velocity, see them rockin' in the aisle
(I'm on fire, I'm on fire)
My, my my you're leading me astray
Every other day, every other day, every other day

[Chorus]

Rock and roll preacher I wanna meet ya
I'm on fire (hallelujah), I'm on fire (hallelujah)
Rock and roll sister I can't resist ya
I'm on fire (hallelujah), I'm on fire (hallelujah)
Twenty one sermons ooh when you start to dance
(I'm on fire, I'm on fire)
I pray to heaven you don't get a second chance
(I'm on fire, I'm on fire)
My my my you're runnin' with the pack
Gotta get back, gotta get back, gotta get back

[Chorus]

Rock and roll preacher I wanna meet ya
I'm on fire (hallelujah), I'm on fire (hallelujah)
Rock and roll sister I can't resist ya
I'm on fire (hallelujah), I'm on fire (hallelujah)
I'm on fire
I'm on fire
I'm on fire
Hallelujah (hallelujah)
Hallelujah (hallelujah)
Lordy lordy (lordy lordy)
Lordy lordy (lordy lordy)
Lordy hallelujah honey I'm on fire

[Break]

My, my my you're leading me astray
Every other day, every other day, every other day

[Chorus]

Rock and roll preacher I wanna meet ya
I'm on fire (hallelujah), I'm on fire (hallelujah)
Rock and roll sister I can't resist ya
I'm on fire (hallelujah), I'm on fire (hallelujah)
I'm on fire (hallelujah), I'm on fire (hallelujah)
Lordy lordy
Lordy lordy
Hallelujah (hallelujah)
Hallelujah (hallelujah)
Lordy lordy lordy
Lordy lordy lordy


2. KNUCKLE SANDWICH NANCY

A bunch of fives hit me in the jaw
Lovers luck pushed me on the floor, oh no
Won't you try a little GBH
And now I'm not just a pretty face, oh no

[Chorus]

(C'mon) Nancy pick me up
(C'mon) Nancy bring me round
(C'mon) A knuckle sandwich knocked me down, down, down
(C'mon) Nancy pick me up
(C'mon) From a left and right
(C'mon) A knuckle sandwich put me out like a light
You don't hit a man with his glasses on
This is what you call having fun, oh no
I ended up with a broken nose
They're never so big when they're on their own, oh no

[Chorus]

(C'mon) Nancy pick me up
(C'mon) Nancy bring me round
(C'mon) A knuckle sandwich knocked me down, down, down
(C'mon) Nancy pick me up
(C'mon) From a left and right
(C'mon) A knuckle sandwich put me out like a light
Let'em fight
Knocked me down, down, down, down, down
Knocked me out
Knock us out
Knock us out
Knock us out
Knock us out
Knock us out
Knock us out
Ooh you're knocking me out
Well you're knocking me out
Yeah
Hurl a fist and get down to a knee
She said "Hey there mate are you looking at me?", oh no
Who are you looking at then she said
All I new was a kick in the head in bed

[Chorus]

(C'mon) Nancy pick me up
(C'mon) Nancy bring me round
(C'mon) A knuckle sandwich knocked me down, down, down
(C'mon) Nancy pick me up
(C'mon) From a left and right
(C'mon) A knuckle sandwich knocked me out like a light
(C'mon) Nancy pick me up
(C'mon) Nancy bring me round
(C'mon) A knuckle sandwich knocked me down, down, down, down, down, down
Knocked me down, down, down, down, down