1. IN FOR A PENNY

Do you remember the night in September
The two of us laid in the hay
Do you remember the day in December
And how we got carried away

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If you're in for a penny
You gotta be in for a pound
Oo 'Cos over and over
You play me that old fashioned sound
So look around. Play the refrain
Play it and play it and play it again...

Did you discover that Oo I'm a lover
When we took a tumble or two
Where you surprised when you tried me for size
You bit off more than you could chew

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Do you remember the night I surrendered
You wanted to paint me in oils
Owh you are tender do you remember
The sleepers could hear me for miles

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2. CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE

Can you just imagine being buried alive
Until you've tried it how can you tell
Can you just imagine having breakfast at five
Until you've tried it how can you tell

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Did you put on a clever disguise
Let the camera roll through your eyes
Then you tell it the way that it really is, A-we did …
… we did, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Can you just imagine being there on the screen
Until you've tried it how can you tell
Can you understand that someone had to come clean
It goes to show you never can tell

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Well did you put on a clever disguise
And let the camera roll through your eyes
Did you tell it the way that it really is, A-we did …
… oh yeah, we did, did, did, did, did, did, did, yeah

Though you don't have to mention no names
There are some of us old just the same
Then you tell it the way that it really is, A-we did …
… oh yeah, we did, did, did, did, did, did, did, yeah

Did you realise it's not all rosy and gay
Until you've tried it how can you tell
Well if you're hard of hearing you better keep well away
Until you've tried it how can you tell

Chorus
Well did you put on a clever disguise
Then let the camera roll through your eyes
Then you tell it the way that it really is, A-we did …
… oh yeah, we did, did, did, did, did, did, did, yeah

There's sweet magnolia blossom 'round everybody's door …
Do your friends keep feedin' faster … a-keep a-comin' back for more …