1. DEADLY LETHAL NINJA ASSASSIN

Soft little body, swollen by the sun
Waiting for the break that he knows will never come
Four brittle limbs weak from under-use
And a head full of words

Long green hair, funny looking dude
Big mouth on him and a wicked attitude
And at first impression he must seem kind of rude
But he does his best, yeah

Anyway...

I want to be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
I want to be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
I'm walking home beside you
Your hair is long and blonde
And your eyes are both bright blue
I want to be just like you in all I do

Jimmy got drunk on his way to class
Swinging from the roof, showed everyone his ass
And if you ask him why, he shakes his head and laughs
There was nothing for it

Stacy got laid, boyfriend number one
Took him to her room and had a little fun
She's wearing out her voice telling everyone
And you can't ignore it

And anyway...

I want to be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
I want to be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
I'm walking home beside you
Hair is long and blonde
And your eyes are both bright blue
I want to be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
A really cool tattoo...

Don't take it so hard
Don't take it so hard
Don't take it so
Don't take it to heart
Don't take it...

Don't take it so hard
Don't take it so hard

It is only 'cos I like you
You are everything I wish I could be
Maybe if I'm like you
Baby, would you like me?

You're dressed like a Victorian at a swimming pool
You're dressed like a Victorian at a swimming pool
You're dressed like a Victorian at a swimming pool
You're dressed like a Victorian at a swimming pool

You are dressed like a deadly lethal ninja assassin -
All in black...

I want to be just like you, yeah

I want to be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo

I made you Trent Reznor -
Spinning on his back with a motorised action
You made me a red and black scarf
I wear it round my neck, but no motorised action

No motorised action...


2. PUSH

TV's screwed again
And I'm already bored
In this age of goldfish consciousness
And rock star Gods

How will you react
Do I blaspheme
If I said
I killed Kurt Cobain

You still wear the face
Of a guy you never knew
Where were all your fucking shirts
When Dobbs and Straight went down
I don't see them out
You're bored again

I killed Kurt Cobain...
We all killed Kurt Cobain

And I'm bored
And when I get bored
I go fucking ape-shit
I beat up on walls
And I fucking hate it

I hate it...


3. WEIGHT OF THE WORLD

Crack of dawn, every morn
A ragged yawn, a tea, and then
On my feet in choking heat till
Back in bed start again

Working my hands down to the bone in this town
The weight of the world is dragging me all the way down

Twenty years, big ideas
And all I've got to show is this
A dead end life, a drunken wife
And all my friends are taking the piss
Man I'm tired, boy I'm tired
I'm a model citizen
Work until the morning then
We go to bed and start again!

Working my hands down to the bone in this town
The weight of the world is dragging me all the way down
Where is the girl I was to build my home round?
The weight of the world is dragging me all the way down

It's breaking my heart
It's breaking my heart
It's breaking my heart
It's breaking my heart

It's breaking my heart
It's breaking my heart
It's breaking my heart
It's breaking my heart