1. THERE'S A REASON YOU'RE SINGLE

AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Ripping out the eye lids
To see what is true
Enchanting alduterous
Your life is through
Sharpening the blade
Intent to rupture skin
Covering up her mouth
As we get stuck in

Disposing of the body
Through clever means
Stuffing under floor boards
Spraying with mister sheen
Disinfecting evidence
Disregarding remains
Into the soup bowl
Consuming her brains
Ripping out the eye lids
To see what is true
Enchanting alduterous
Your life is through
Sharpening the blade
Intent to rupture skin
Covering up her mouth
As we get stuck in

OH!!

Clutch
Her
Neck
Fuck-ing choke her
Make
Her
Suf-fer and Diiiieeeee

END
THIS
NOW
KILL
HER
NOW
END
THIS
NOW
KILL
HER
NOW

Brreeeeeeeeeeee

Choking on her blood
She takes one more final gasp
Bleeding from her eyes
She feels death's cold grasp
Crushing her throat between my hands
I feel the life drain away
When it all comes down to it
Jacks a little bit gay

GRR

EEE-HYUM

There is a rea-son that you're single
There is a rea-soonnnnnn
There is a rea-son that you're single
There is a rea-soonnnnnn
There
Is
A
Rea
Son

OHHHHHHHH


2. EVERYONE IS DEAD TO ME

Grrrrrrr
Throw fucking down
(This) Party is beneath me
Rip your clothes off
Shut up fucking choke me
It's all just downhill from here
She is filled with fear
The blade is going deeper still
Blee-ding Out
Throw fucking down
(This) Party is beneath me
Rip your clothes off
Shut up fucking choke me
This total joke
Has gone way too far now
Cold ru-bi-con
Meatball subway wrap
Days of sunlight
Short and dy-ing
She will never
Be the same way
There is no
Point in trying
Callum is
Slightly gay
Days of sunlight
Short and dy-ing
She will never
Be the same way
There is no
Point in trying
Pac-man high
Score
For
Ev-er
Fuck You
De-cre-pit
And
Fu-cking Use-less
Get up off the
Flooorrrr
Waste of space
And fucking disgrace
Your kind I Ab-hor
This shit's
Too dope
AAAAHHHHHHHHH
Grrrrrrrr


3. BATTLE OF THE SPIDER-MEN!

GRRRRRRRRR
AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

In my car
As she begs to be used
Crying in pain
As she's sexually abused
The snapping sound
Of bones and gristle
In Jail
I raped Josef Fritzl
Fucked up
Beyond on all boundaries
She's stuck up
A brutal battering
Cut Up
Beneath my floor boards
A crawl space
Her ribs are shattering
Fucked up
Beyond on all boundaries
She's stuck up
A brutal battering
Messed up
How much I need this
This can is
So cold I'm chattering
Hit the party scene
Make sure I'm clean
Just like Charlie Sheen
Punch a fucking teen
Spit some pure green
This steak's mega lean
Hit the party scene
Make sure I'm clean
Just like Charlie Sheen
Punch a fucking teen
Spit some pure green
This steak's mega lean
Car-ri-on
Blis-ter-ring
And
Dy-ing
U-ni-cron
En-gul-fing
And
De-vour-ing
Sa-m Jeram
De-cei-ving
And
Deflo-wering
Ru-bi-con
Quenching thirsts
And powering
This will be the end
Of your excitement
Lead into the blackness
Through enticement
Her life is now
Introspective
Oceanic pulse
Is not deflected x2
Emma-Jane screams
As she bleeds inside
Release the pain
Contemplates suicide
Visions of a broken life
Suddenly realize
Her eyes roll back
Her life subsides