1. EVERYBODY'S FAULT BUT MINE

Staggering up the mountains
Still digging for the same old gold
I gotta keep on movin'
Cause it's the only thing I know
And if I don't make it to the top
It's everybody's fault but mine

I ain't got nobody
Cause they'd only slow me down
Left my friends and family
Cause they're not welcome where I'm bound
If the world comes crashing down
It's everybody's fault but mine

If you see me coming
You best get out of my way
Cause I don't want to know you
You'll just lead me astray
If the world comes crashing down
I've left it far behind
If I don't make it to the top
It's everybody's fault but mine


2. RUB IT TO DEATH

Here we go, back again
Same old road
Where we crashed a million times before

One last round, then the ground
Another useless line in the sand
Feelin' low, ridin' high
Cause we all know that I'm
Still the biggest piece in the whole damn bucket
In the whole damn bucket

So what did you expect,
To retire with dignity
I'd rather rub it to death

Damn right, this pussy's tight
Well it's all part of our plan
Last chance to get in your pants
Too much work for an honest man

Feelin' low, ridin' high
Cause one thing I learned is
Too hell with honey
You catch more flies with money
You catch more flies with money
And you won't see no flies around me

Feel like God, smoking meth
And I'm going to rub it to death


3. 'TIL THE MEAT FALL OFF THE BONE

Let's all be like Buddha now baby
And get high as we can be
I ain't got enough grease to make gravy
But I got this philosophy

Get high get stoned
Make your brain at home
Smoke smoke
Till the meat falls off the bone

I've been all over the world
Ain't nothing new to me
Whether I'm praising or chasing pussy
There's one way I'm gonna be


4. THE SOUTH'S TOO FAT TO RISE AGAIN

We're spitting like a cobra with cotton mouth
Biting like a rattler with his teeth fell out
I'm going to say something that's for our own good my friends
The South's too fat to rise again

Our ancestors spilled their blood
Inching their way through the yankee mud
Now we're having heart attacks from trying to wipe our ass
Things sure went downhill really fast

So come on little boggies
Let's get up and go
All good rebels can touch their toes


5. BEFORE THE DRUGS WEAR OFF

Well you're meaner than shit
Hotter than hell
10 months pregnant but you can't ever tell
You got it all, you got it all
Let's get it on before the drugs wear off

Well I'm nearly five foot mine
In my cowboy boots
And I'm the only man left in the room
I got it all, I got it all
Let's get it on before the drugs wear off

Cause when the drugs wear off
I'll probably just hit a drive through
Cause when the drugs wear off
And crawl right into bed

Well my wife's not home
Cause her daddy just died
I got a place, if you got a ride
So come on, so come on

Let's get it on before the drugs wear off


6. SPENT

I'm broke down, tore up, fished out
Can't you see that I've been
Crumbled, humbled, reduced
To a half a man and
Even my jury's no longer out
Didn't you hear that
They came back and said that
I'm shit, I quit, fuck it
What else can I say but

Come on take a ride on my descent
Took on the world, but didn't make a dent
Any sing of life is pure coincidence
Cause I'm fuckin' spent

I'm done in, played out, gutted
I ain't holding nothing so
I fold, fed up, sunk
Below every living thing
Just a dog that's
Too scared to bark
Make sure you save me
A real nice bed in the flophouse
Fuck it, I quit
What else can I do but

Come on take a ride on my descent
Took on the world, but didn't make a dent
Any sing of life is pure coincidence
Cause I'm fuckin' spent


7. BEGINNING OF THE END


Well the grass is growing
The rivers are flowing
Everyone's breathing air
Dogs are barking
Birds are flying
No one seems to care

Drunks are stumblin'
Footballs are fumblin'
The sun is still in the sky
Why is it always me
To be the one that sees
We're all about to die

Call God and make amends
Beginning of the end
Beginning of the end
All over again

There once was a race of wise people
Who were way ahead of their time
And they predicted just about everything
Except their own demise
Now, I don't to cause an alarm
Or fill the air full of dread
But they scribbled some symbols
In a cave somewhere
And this is what it might have said


8. UP THE DOSAGE

Snorting cocaine and fucking to soul train all night
Eating corn dogs while getting blowjobs all right
I put so much in my belly and brain
That I can't feel a goddamn thing

So gimme more (gimme more) (x3)

Partied do much my brain is burnt to a crisp
Now it doesn't know the difference betwwen "ain't" and "is"
Snorting lines off the ass of my best friends girl
Then get drunk and shit all over this world
So gimme more, gimme more
Till my head explodes
Gimme more, gimme more
Up the dosage now !
Right now

Gonna shoot heroin and drive off a cliff right now
Gonna tie off with my foot to the floor right now
Gonna carry so much door for the ride
That I'mm be holding on the other side
So gimme more, gimme more
Till my head explodes
Gimme more, gimme more
Up the dosage right now


9. TAKING IT EASY


Now what are y'all on aSaturday night
I'd rather be sleeping than getting in a fight

You rock it to the North
You rock it to the East
You rock it all around like a Heavy Metal Beast

You know you gotta (x3)
You know you gotta to take it

Takin' it, takin' it... easy (x3)
Takin' it, takin' it.


10. WHITE AND LOUD

Shot into this World
With my ears already ringing
Whenever I'm ignored
I always end up screaming

Ain't no doubt, born white and loud
So say it proud
I'm white and loud

Raised with just one rule
If it ain't loud, it ain't right
Asking me to turn down
Is like asking if I want to fight

So say it proud, I'm white and loud
Say it Proud, I'm white and loud

Fuck your goddamn earplugs
And your bullshit decibel guns
It's a wonderful world of noise
And I'm gonna get me some


11. HOORAY FOR COCAINE, HOORAY FOR TENNESSEE

Every night out on the town
To find a girl to calm me down
I'm in Knoxville All jacked up
With a skinny girl who won't shut up

Hey mama I'm alright
But I'm in jail for the night
Hooray for cocaine, hooray for Tennessee
But they made a mess of me

I know I said that I was through
Doing the things I used to do
But when a good time finally comes around
Seems a fool to turn it down

They say coke is gonna make you crazy
And whiskey make you cry
And weed is bound to make you lazy
And pills will make you die

Police, sherriffs, deputies
Cops as far as the eye can see
Seems a man must sell his soul
Just to drive down the fucking road


12. PILLBILY BLUES

My grandaddy made moonshine
And my daddy grew some weed
But neither one of them pay enough
When you got 6 kids to feed

I guess jobs are getting hard to find
But there never were none around here
So if you're from the holler and want to make that dollar
One path is oh so clear

Fly to West Virginia
With some meds from FLA
Take a greyhound to Kentucky
And seel some along the way
Cause as long as there's a weakness to abuse
I'll be struttin' round the mountain in brand new shoes
Pillbilly Blues !!

I'd like to Hit a bar for a beer
But liquor ain't legal round here
I'll be on the oxycotton express
Whenever the coast is clear

The Pill mills are hopping
Like a xanax shopping mall
And I've done my doctor shopping
That's the easiest part of all
Cause long as there's a system to abuse
I'll be struttin' round the mountain in brand new shoes
Pillbilly Blues !!


13. PUSSY'S NOT A DIRTY WORLD

You know that fuckin' ain't no crime
In fact I do it all the time
The truth is in my little rhyme
No matter what you heard
Pussy's not a dirty word

Every night and every day
All I want to do is play
The world gets in the fucking way
No matter where I'm bound
Pussy makes the world go round

You know the truth is in this song
So everybody sing along
What we doing ain't so wrong
No matter what you say
Pussy's here to stay