1. SPEED MACHINE

Hey everybody I'm king gearjammer
Racing out of lower Alabama
Foot to the floor baby I'm flying
Gonna kill myself or die trying Hey

Cause I'm a speed machine
Baby baby baby yeah
I'm a speed machine

Shut up world and do what I say
And watch as I pull away
Good luck baby trying to find me
Cause all you people belong behind me

Million miles an hour down a dead end street
I'm a speed machine
When you race with the devil be faster then hell
Can you feel what I mean

The world's moving too damn slow
Wind me up and watch me go
The world's moving too damn slow
Wind me up and watch me go

Million miles an hour down a dead end street
I'm a speed machine
One bad mother unlike any other you ever seen

The world's moving too damn slow
Wind me up and watch me go
The world's moving too damn slow
Wind me up and watch me go

Hey I'm already gone and on
And on and on and on

Cause I'm a speed machine
Baby baby baby yeah
I'm a speed machine
Come on baby yeah
I'm a speed machine
Baby baby baby yeah
Cause I'm a speed machine


2. FROM HELL TO TEXAS

Born to die in a rock 'n' roll band
Always seemed like a hell of a plan
Form Hell To Texas in a beat up van
Why can't you understand

Mama said boredom will rot you brain
So I gotta get out of here before
I go insane

Go to hell honey I'm back on the road
Can't even say goodbye
Nothing you can say can keep me here
Don't even try
Go to hell honey I'm back on the road
That's where I'm gonna stay
Kick scream and cry all you want
I'm still going away

Cause I'm sick of you I'm sick os staying home
If don't rock soon I'm gonna explode

Born to die in a rock 'n' roll band
Always seemed like a hell of a plan
Form Hell To Texas in a beat up van
Why can't you understand

Born to die in a rock 'n' roll band
Always seemed like a hell of a plan
Form Hell To Texas in a beat up van
Why can't you understand

That if I die somewhere on the road
Flush my fucking ashes down a Cracker Barrel commode

Drink up everybody we're back on the road
And we ain't going away
Drink up everybody we're back on the road
We drunk and ready to play
Drink up everybody we're back on the road
Couldn't quit if we tried
Drink up everybody we're back on the road
Where rules don't apply


3. DRUNK DRIVING MAN

Look out
I got both hands on the bottle
And I'm weaving on down the road
I got whiskey that's pushing the throttle
And my liver's about to explode

So I drink a little more go a lot faster
Cruising towards a real cool disaster yeah, oh yeah

Listen
I'm the drunk driving man and I'm allright
He's a roller
Drunk driving man in fact I'm outtasite
He's a roller

Well I'm hogging both sides of the highway
Hey who are you honking at?
I'm bouncing off the guardrails
So You pigs better stay back

So I drink a little more go a lot faster
Cruising towards a real cool disaster yeah, oh yeah

Listen
I'm the drunk driving man and I'm allright
He's a roller
Drunk driving man in fact I'm outtasite
He's a roller

Drunk driving man just doing it for the kids
He's a roller
I'm the world's greatest hero
Drunk driving, drunk driving man

I'm the drunk driving man and I'm allright
He's a roller
Drunk driving man in fact I'm outtasite
He's a roller

Drunk driving man just doing it for the kids
He's a roller
I'm the world's greatest hero
Drunk driving man

Look out, Look out, Look out, look out
Drunk driving man
Look out, Look out, Look out, look out
Drunk driving, drunk driving man
Drunk driving man Drunk driving man


4. LAZY JESUS

Lazy Jesus lazy Jesus
Well hanging around all day long
You don't do anything
You don't do anything
Except telling everybody they're wrong

Lazy Jesus lazy Jesus
Go over and fix that chair
You don't do nothing,
You gotta do something
Except trying to pretend you care

Well I want to be God
Dad said 'Don't get funny
Cause a God's just a king with a lot less money
But I'm walking on wine
Healing all the dead
And still my pappy's words keep rolling through my head

Lazy Jesus lazy Jesus
Well hanging around all day long
You don't do anything
You don't do anything
Except telling everybody they're wrong

Lazy Jesus lazy Jesus
Go over and fix that chair
You don't do nothing,
You gotta do something
Except trying to pretend you care, yeah

I got real clean feet and this bad ass crown
But it don't mean crap back in my hometown
They weren't even there when I rose from the dead
'Cause you saw you're shadow and you went back to bed

Lazy Jesus lazy Jesus
Well hanging around all day long
You don't do anything
You don't do anything
Except telling everybody they're wrong

Lazy Jesus lazy Jesus
Go over and fix that chair
You don't do nothing,
You gotta do something
Except trying to pretend you care, Hey Man!

Oh, Sing children!

Lazy Jesus lazy Jesus
Well hanging around all day long
You don't do anything
You don't do anything
Except telling everybody they're wrong

Lazy Jesus lazy Jesus
Go over and fix that chair
You don't do nothing,
You gotta do something
Except trying to pretend you care


5. I'M SO HIGH

I'm so high
Gotta look down to see the sky
I'm so high
Couldn't come down if I tried

I'm struttin on heaven's rooftop
Kicking in some angel's head
I'm a non stop rocket that don't drop
Let me tell you what I just said

I'm so high
Gotta look down to see the sky
I'm so high
Couldn't come down if I tried

I'm standing on the top of everywhere
Blasting a Temptations tune
I'm gonna get wasted in the stratosphere
And take a shit on the moon

Cause I'm so high
Gotta look down to see the sky
I'm so high
Couldn't come down if I tried

Listen me baby


6. AIN'T YOUR BUSINESS

Before rocking in Kentucky I was rolling through Tennessee
When I saw some state troopers chasing me
They peed on my van let their dog sniff my crotch
And said 'Hey there rockers you've been caught
Your hell

They said they found something but they wouldn't say what
And they didn't have to show me at all
They didn't have nothing I was just getting screwed
That's the Goddammed Gospel truth
Then some fat ass said
'Spread your cheeks let's see what you got up there'
So I called my wife and mama and said
'Get me the hell out of here!'

So I traded my chicken biscuit for a snuck in cigaretta
And I dreamed of the words I wish I could have said

Ain't your business, ain't your business,
Whatever made you think that it was
Ain't your business, ain't your business,
That badge don't make you the boss

To make me more paranoid than I already am
It's like some twisted master plan
Well I ain't changing nothing not a Goddammed thing
So come on pigs catch me if you can


7. DEAD MEN CAN'T GET DRUNK

How long can I drag this thing on
It feels like someone pissed inside my soul
Spent my life perfecting desperation
Never gave a damn about self control
And if the bottom dropped out of hell
I'd be too low down to even tell
Gotta keep on living cause
Dead man can't get drunk
No can't get drunk

Singing songs about the good old crucifixion
They never said don't try this at home
Endless anthem of self mass destruction
Gotta keep on living cause
Dead man can't get drunk
No can't get drunk

How long can I drag this thing on
It feels like someone pissed inside my soul
Endless anthem of self mass destruction
Well I know hits ready to go
And if the bottom dropped out of hell
I'd be too low down to even tell
Gotta keep on living cause
Dead man can't get drunk
No can't get drunk No

So nail me up
The best you can
Just put a cold one
In my hand


8. THE LATE GREAT USA

Threw up blood last night backstage in Madrid
Said 'Hey everybody come gather round it's the coolest
Thing I ever did'

Now I'm back in the land of worthless cash
No stops cops and no hash
Touching down in my hometown
You know I love Atlanta G. A.
It's getting harder aech year
Drinking watered down beer
In the late great U. S. A.
Come on

Hey, hey, hey!

Last night I was in Amsterdam
Window shopping for whores
Getting high in the street
I wanna do this forever more

Now I'm back in the land of worthless cash
No stops cops and no hash
Touching down in my hometown
You know I love Atlanta G. A.
It's getting harder aech year
Drinking watered down beer
In the late great U. S. A.

Let's go

Now it's where I was born
Always proud and never ashamed
And I ain't some hick who gets
His kicks trying to place blame
But if I've had enough
And some day moved away
I'll shed a tear and drink a
Watered down beer for
The late great U. S. A.


9. PRAY FOR THE DEVIL

Louisiana hard Mississippi mean
Just got out of jail today and
You swear that you are clean

But if you feel down and lost
Don't you come running to me
Cause I don't care it all
God forgives but I don't

Made up this little song to send your ass away
Now you're knocking no my door and say you want to stay

But if you feel down and lost
Don't you come running to me
Cause I don't care it all
God forgives but I don't

I will pray for the Devil and all the things you do
But I ain't gonna waste my time waste my time praying for you
At least he gets off his ass
That's more than I can say for you
But I ain't gonna waste my time waste my time praying for you.
I will pray for the Devil and all the things you do
But I ain't gonna waste my time waste my time praying for you
Praying for you
I ain't gonna waste my time I ain't gonna waste my time
I ain't gonna waste my time waste my time praying for you
I ain't gonna waste my time I ain't gonna waste my time
I ain't gonna waste my time waste my time praying for you
You know, know
Praying for you


10. WHY WHY WHY

Two, three, four

Well she was flatter than a pancake
And nowhere near as sweet
She got real good at giving head
And fixing stuff to eat
But then I caught her and her
Uncle making out in a ditch
And I asked myself 'Did I shave my balls for this?'

And I say
Why, Why, Why
Did you have to lie, lie, lie
You used to get me high, high, high
Now you're bringing me down

Why, Why, Why
Did you have to lie, lie, lie
You used to get me high, high, high
Now you're bringing me down

I said now
Why, Why, Why
Did you have to lie, lie, lie
You used to get me high, high, high
Now you're bringing me down

Well It was back in High School
It was voted 'Most likely to go to hell
But then I lost my heart to that half-assed Jezebel
Well I was her guy when the coke was piled high
But then she licked my bag and walked right out the door

And I say
Why, Why, Why
Did you have to lie, lie, lie
You used to get me high, high, high
Now you're bringing me down

Why, Why, Why
Did you have to lie, lie, lie
You used to get me high, high, high
Now you're bringing me down

You used to get me high,
You used to get me high,
You used to get me high,
Now you're bringing me down


11. STONE COLD DOWN

Are you gonna eat that or are
You just gonna let it go to waste
We don't like that kind 'round here
Are you gonna get up or just sit there all day
It takes money to buy that beer
You gotta have beer

Well living on fied baloney and
Playing alimony how I hate this town
Where cold eyes are like lightning
Dumb words are like thunder
I feel stone cold down

Should I even get up or should I just jerk off all day
You should see the mess I made
Trying to find a girl who enjoys a doomed fate
I said, listen

Feeling like a loser before the
Game even stars how I hate this town
Where cold eyes are like lightning
Dumb eyes are like thunder
I feel stone cold down

Feel like the buzzards that been
Following me are coming 'round
Where cold eyes are like lightning
Dumb eyes are like thunder
I feel stone cold down
Stone cold down stone cold down
Stone cold down


12. GIMME A HIT BEFORE I GO

Oh, left be is good

Wanna drown in the sweet stench of success
Hang it on my wall and show everyone I'm the best

I'll keep it clean and play real slow
Gimme gimme a hit before I go

Des Moines, Dresden, San Sebastian or St. Paul
Every shit hole in every shit
Town you know we've played them all - still do
I'd rather I'd rather do drugs with world famous sluts
I want the whole world to kiss my butt

I'll keep it clean and play real slow
Gimme gimme a hit before I go

Last night I fell down on my knees
And said "Calling all Gods"
"Come Jesus, Come Buddha,
Come Allah, Hell bring them all"
Now I ain't saying I deserve a thing
But I'd be real cool if you made me king

I'll keep it clean and play real slow
Gimme gimme a hit before I go

Gimme a hit before I go
Gimme a hit before I go
Just gimme a hit before I go
Gimme a hit before I go
Gimme a hit before I go
Gimme a hit before I go