1. SLIT MY WRIST

Paranormal chicken geek
Drugged up superstar fiend
Genderbending galactic freak
Sci-fi lobotomy

Exorcism, circumcision
Horrifying gruesome scene
Bloodsuckers, a motherfucking
Brain dead neurotic fiend

[Chorus]
Sick, get sick on this
You motherfuckers make me
Wanna slit my wrist
Sick, so sick of this
I wanna slit my wrists

A basketcase stitched-up face
Be all you can be
Chiller, killer, monster thriller
Trigger happy zombie

Radiation, masturbation
Infect the other human beings
Supersonic, chronic, vomit
Barbed wire cock ring

[Chorus]

Murder, murder, yes indeed
K.I.L.L.I.N.G.
Murder, murder, yes indeed
K.I.L.L.I.N.G.

[Chorus]


2. TWIST MY SISTER

Old MacDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-Oh my God
Thou shalt not take any more shit
And I'll split my sister in her motherfucking lip

[Pre-Chorus]
I'll grab her by the hair
And swing her in the air

[Chorus]
Twist my, twist my, twist my sister

Jimmy crack corn and I don't give a fuck
I'll take a butcher knife and
And ram it in her fucking gut
I'll do a chicken dance over her dead body
This is gonna hurt you more than me

[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]


3. DEAD IN HOLLYWOOD

Hey Frankenstein, what's on your mind?
Hey dracula, I heard you suck
Now Vincent Price was Dr. Phibes
Come steal my brain Fritz
And take it to Dr. Frankenstein

[Pre-Chorus]
Well you can knock on ed wood
But it won't do you no good
No, no, no, no good
Cause all of my heroes are dead in Hollywood

Hey Norman Bates, how are your rates?
Hey Leatherface, remove my… face
Hey Tall Man, just take my hand
And lead me to your red planet

[Pre-Chorus]

[Chorus]
You're so dead in, dead in Hollywood
Dead, you're so dead in, dead in Hollywood

D.E.A.D. that's how I wanna be

[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]

Whoa, dead in Hollywood
Whoa, dead in Hollywood
Whoa, dead in Hollywood
Whoa


4. LOVE AT FIRST FRIGHT

When I saw you piss on the rug, my heart fluttered
And I knew it was love, true love
All the things you said and did to your mom
I knew you were the only one, the only one for me

[Pre-Chorus]
Go and call the priest so he can exorcize me
Be my ghoul tonight...

[Chorus]
Regan it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright
Regan it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright

I'd love it if you'd spin your head for me
Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green,
So beautifully
Across your stomach it said "help me"
I gotta know will you marry me
Captain Howdy

[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]

[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]

When I saw you piss on the rug,
My heart fluttered
And I knew it was love, true love
And on your stomach it says "help me"
I gotta know will you marry me, Captain Howdy


5. PEOPLE HATE ME

I'm wretched, I'm infested, rejected and infected
I'm a loser, I'm a winner, a born-again sinner
Cut my throat and watch me bleed, addicted tragedy
And I hate you and you hate me
So stand in line motherfuckers don't waste my time

[Pre-Chorus]
See me in the headlines
Manipulate your simple minds
So put your hands up and praise
I'm your god and you're my slave

[Chorus]
And people hate me, cause I'm better than you
And people hate me
And that's the motherfucking truth
People hate me and you can all fuck off
I'm perfect, pissed off, beautiful, I'm God

I'm a hooker, I'm your priest
I'm you brand new disease
I'm Satan with distortion, your overdue abortion
And now I'm singing out of key, the God of your T.V.
And all you children will worship me
So give me drugs, your bitches, and your S.T.D's

[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]

I'm wicked and addicted, middle-finger double-fisted
I'm neurotic drug-induced and chemically abused
Cut my throat and watch me bleed
Addicted tragedy
And I hate you and you hate me
Wipe the snot onto my sleeve
For I'm your new disease

See me in the headlines
Manipulate your simple minds
So put your hands up and praise, I'm your God...

I'm homicide on parade, a bloody nose, serenade
I'm a human hand grenade
I'll never rot and never go away

[Chorus]


6. SHE WAS A TEENAGE ZOMBIE

Don't know what I'm feeling or what I should say
On how my life changed
The day I stumbled on her grave
Not a necrophilliac, I guess I was bored
I just love to spend my
Time with a fresh embalmed corpse
Of course

[Chorus]
She was a teenage zombie
She was a teenage corpse
She was a teenage zombie
Drop dead gorgeous that's for sure

I took her to the movies
And I took her to the park
I took her in the back-seat
And that's where she stole my heart
And then I walked her home
From our postmortem date
She took me by the hand and we danced upon her grave

[Chorus]


7. DIE MY BRIDE

Well I'd rather cut you than the wedding cake
And your bloody guts on my rented tux
And I do, I do, I do wanna kill you
Til dead do us part, I'll tear us apart

Now I kiss your cold dead lips
And I dip my chips in the blood that drips
And I smear the cake right in your face
Let our God take you to a better place

[Pre-Chorus]
Well I loved you to death
Well I loved you to death

[Chorus]
Die, die, die,
Die my bride

And all you ever meant to me
Was absolutely nothing
And with this ring now I the wed
Don't wanna kiss you bitch, wanna bash your head

[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]


8. GRAVE ROBBING USA

Well I come from the planet beyond the stars
Looking for some human body parts
I'm gonna pull your body from your grave
Cause I'm graverobbing U.S.A.

And I'm riding around in my black starship
Looking for some crypts to kick
I'm gonna pull your body from your grave
Cause I'm graverobbing U.S.A.

[Chorus]
And I'm graverobbing U.S.A.
And I'm graverobbing U.S.A.
And I'm digging up the dead today
Cause I'm graverobbing U.S.A.

[Announcer]
Necrophilliac creatures of evil
Invade the planet Earth
On a macabre cosmic mission
To dig up the dead

Back in the summer of 76
I would dig up bodies to play with
And my favorite part was the brain
Cause I'm graverobbing U.S.A.

And I wish I may, I wish I might
Find me a cold dead corpse tonight
I'm gonna pull your body from your grave
Cause I'm graverobbing U.S.A.

[Chorus]


9. 197666

In 197666 I was born a bastard and a son of a bitch
And I'm sick, sick motherfucker sick

In 197666 I nailed a G.I. Joe to a crucifix
And I'm sick, sick motherfucker sick

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't wanna commit suicide
I just wanna commit a homicide
Oh yeah, that's what I am

[Chorus]
76 born a son of a bitch
76 born a son of a bitch
Oh yeah, that's what I am
In 197666 I had a porno mag inside my crib
And I'm sick, sick motherfucker sick

In 197666 I killed an animal rights activist
Because animals ain't got no rights that's right

[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]


10. DAWN OF THE DEAD

When tomorrow comes, we'll be one of them
And our only purpose is, to kill off those not dead

[Pre-Chorus]
We are the dead and we're coming for you
We are the dead and we're coming for you
We are the dead and we're coming for you...
Because we are the dead

[Chorus]
When there's no more room in hell
Then the dead will walk the Earth
And the living won't have a prayer
Cause it's the dawn of the dead

Can't you see what this world's become?
When the dead feast off the living, yeah
And we're about to join the fun

[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]

[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]

We are the dead and we're coming for you


11. LET'S GO TO WAR

I'm the motherfucking wrench
Thrown in the gears
Everything was great til I got here
I'm a bad guy inside and out
Put your faith in me and I'll spit it out
And I admit, I'm a basketcase
With lipstick smeared across my face
Cocked and loaded can't shut me up
Blame it on the music to cover it up

[Chorus]
Hey stupid, don't suck your thumb
Take your diaper off and put your helmet on
Destory til there is no more
Put your helmet on let's go to war
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go

Some things are better left unsaid
But I'd like to see a bullet in your head charge the damage to my card
And I'll see you on the Graveyard Blvd.
Have a boot to the face, it's on me
Hard to talk shit with no fucking teeth
Spit ‘em out, spit ‘em out al in a row
So pucker up sucker here's one for the road

[Chorus]

Shut your face and open your eyes
You whole fucking life was a lie
And everything that you stood for
Just had its ass kicked out the door
Well I am rubber and you are glue
I'll beat the mother fucking shit outta you
You're pro-life and I'm pro-death
And I'll throw you from the tree and break your fucking neck

[Chorus]


12. DRESSED TO DEPRESS

I got a snotty nose
I got nappy hair
My mommy don't love me
And my daddy don't care, no
My sister's a slut
And my brother's a drunk
And I'm standing in the mirror now
Getting myself all dressed up

Everything's okay
At least that's what they say
One foot in the gutter
The other's in the grave
Punch the clock I'm your slave
For the rest of my life 12 hours a day
No future, no way
I was born to lose and that's okay

[Chorus]
Dressed to, dressed to depress
You couldn't ask for anything less
Dressed to, dressed to depress

My whole life's a fucked up mess

Dressed to depress
You couldn't ask for anything less
Dressed to, dressed to depress
My whole life is a fucked up mess

[Chorus]


13. KILL MISS AMERICA

I wanna be a fucking prize winning drag queen
With the platform boots and the tombstone looks
I want the whole world to hate me
With the bolts on my neck and the gun in my dress

[Pre-Chorus]
Tonight I'm the prettiest zombie alive
I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive
And I don't care what it takes I'm gonna win the prize

[Chorus]
I'm gonna kill Miss America
Kill Miss America
Kill Miss America
Kill Miss America, yeah, yeah, yeah

I want you to spit when you see me
And if you don't I'm gonna spit on you
I love it when they hate me
And when I win I'm gonna rub it in

[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]

I got murder on my mind
Ten seconds 'till death tonight
Mama's little baby's gonna die, die, die
I'll cut her throat and take what's mine

[Chorus]


14. B MOVIE SCREAM QUEEN

Another dead girl on the tube
She's my Lilly Munster crawling from her tomb
Dark black circles around her eyes
Cold dead lips and a crooked spine
She's the living dead, she's a ghoulish fiend
She's the deadest girl of my dreams
Loving her is like a lobotomy
A late night creature feature starring you and me

[Pre-Chorus]
She's evil as she wants to be
She's evil and she's meant for me

[Chorus]
She's a B-movie scream queen
My monster girl on the screen
She's a B-Movie scream queen
Oh yeah, oh no

Welcome to my nightmare, face down in the dirt
The bride of Frankenstein, in a mini-skirt
And where she's going they don't know
But it's going direct to video
Smile for the camera, open up your eyes
My monster girl's too dead to die
She's evil walking on the silver screen
She scares me to death but that's what I need

[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]

My Morticia, the one for me
My Lilly Munster, pale as can be
My Vampira, my wicked bitch
My Elvira, getting so lovesick


[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus] (x2)
She's a B-Movie scream queen
My living dead evil thing
She's a B-Movie scream queen
Oh yea, oh no

I said oh no


15. MOTHERFUCKER I DON'T CARE

I hate your voice and I hate your face
Exterminate you from the human race
Life's a joke and the joke is on you
Hey you, it's true, you suck, fuck you

I hope and pray every day
I'll get the news that you passed away
So take your life and turn it off
Goodbye, so long, get lost, fuck off

[Chorus]
I don't care, motherfucker I don't care
I don't care motherfucker

Suicides the only choice for you
To see you dead would be a dream come true
Slit your wrist and show God who's boss
Goodbye, so long, get lost, fuck off

Why don't you do the whole world a favor
Connect your throat to the nearest razor
Or do you need it spelled out for you
Well F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.

[Chorus]

Motherfucker I don't care
Motherfucker I don't care

[Chorus]


16. CRASH CRASH

I'm at the end of my noose,
I've got nothing to loose.
I'm digging my own grave,
And thats the truth.
My self esteem is low and I'm so high,
And I dont give a fuck if I live or die.
Just bury me in my self pity,
Can't even get myself to talk to me.
I'd kill myself, but it wouldnt help,
Can't someone put me out of my misery?
I'm going down I was born to die.
I'm going down, now I'll say goodbye.

[Chorus]
Crash crash (x3)
It's a hit, it's a bang, it's a smash
Crash crash (x3)
It's a hit, it's a bang, it's a smash

Throw in the towel its over for me,
I fell right out of the ugly tree.
I cross my heart and I hope I die,
But I sure fucking hope, if I even try.
To dumb to die, to smart to live,
Those are the choices that I'm left with
Eeny - Meeny - Miney - Mo
Bombs away motherfuckers here I go.
I'm going down I was born to die.
I'm going down, now I'll say goodbye

[Chorus]
[Solo]
[Chorus] (x2)


17. LET'S FUCK

I don't wanna' meet your mom and dad,
Unless you'll let me fuck your mom and dress your dad in drag

Let's fuck! (x4)

Bitchslap you slut and I don't care
And when I' m done I'll kick your fucking ass down the stairs

Let's fuck! (x4)

And I don't need a warm and cozy place,
'Cause when I'm done I'll break a fucking bottle on your face!

Let's fuck! (x4)

Let's fuck! (Oh, he's bad)
Let's fuck! (Oh, yes I want it)
Let's fuck! (Oh, yeah)
Let's fuck! (Ohhhhh)

Let's fuck you fucking whore.
Let's fuck you fucking whore.
Let's fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck some more!

Let's fuck! (x4)

Let's fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

I wanna' fuck!


18. I TAKE DRUGS

[Chorus]
I take drugs
I take drugs
I take drugs and you should too

[Chorus]

Every day in every way
I'm looking for a fix to make me feel ok
I need something to give me hope
Like an automatic weapon or an eight ball of coke

[Chorus]

I'm stressin' out I need it now
I need some fucking pills to bring me down
What's the crime if I snort a line
Toke, choke shoot it up all at the same time

[Chorus]

I need the drugs and they need me
Drug use is the only use for me
Just say no but I'm always sayin' yes
To the D R U G S

[Chorus]


19. WHITE WEDDING

Hey little sister what have you done?
Hey little sister who's the only one?
Hey little sister who's your Superman?
Hey little sister who's the one you want?
Hey little sister shot gun!

It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for a White Wedding
It's a nice day to start again

Hey little sister what have you done
Hey little sister whos the only one

I've been away for so long (so long)
I've been away for so long (so long)
I've let you go for so long

It's a nice day to start again
Come on yeah It's a nice day for a White Wedding
And it's a nice day to start again!

Take me back home yeah!

And there ain't nothing fair in this world

And there ain't nothing pure in this world
Look for something left in this world

Start again
It's a nice day for a White Wedding
And it's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for a white wedding


20. I LOVE TO SAY FUCK

Fuck

Well I ain't got a fucking problem
I just love to say fuck
And I don't care who's around me
I could really give a fuck
And I don't care if you're my mother
Or my motherfucking father
I could really give a fuck now
That ain't my motherfucking problem

Oh, yeah
I love to say fuck when I'm driving in my car
Fuck when I'm walking in the fucking park
Fuck you if you don't like what I say
I love to say fuck every fucking day
Oh yeah

I love to say fuck (x4)

Well I hope I don't offend you
When I say the word fuck
I guess you had it coming to you
You're such a worthless little fuck
And I don't care if you're my mother
Or my motherfucking father
I could really give a fuck now
That ain't my motherfucking problem

Oh, yeah
I love to say fuck when I'm driving in my car
Fuck when I'm walking in the fucking park
Fuck you if you don't like what I say
I love to say fuck every fucking day
Oh yeah

I love to say fuck (x4)

Well I ain't got a fucking problem
I just love to say fuck
And I don't care who's around me
I could really give a fuck
And I don't care if you're my mother
Or my motherfucking father
I could really give a fuck now
That ain't my motherfucking problem

Oh, yeah
I love to say fuck when I'm driving in my car
Fuck when I'm walking in the fucking park
Fuck you if you don't like what I say
I love to say fuck every fucking day
Oh yeah

I love to say fuck (x4)

F.U.C.K. every fucking day (Fuck fuck fuck fuck) (x4)

Fuck (x8)