1. NEVER WANTED TO DANCE

There is nothing you can do that i have not already done too myself
There is nothing you can do that i have not already done too myself
There is nothing you can do that i have not already done too myself

I never wanted to dance with nobody but you
I never wanted to dance with nobody but you
I never wanted to dance with nobody but you
wouldn't take no for an answer you fucking bitch

Be nice
Be nice to me and don't let me be
Be nice be nice to me don't let me go

I am too cool for the second grade
I'm amazed i'm afraid
I am too cool for the second grade

There is nothing you can do that i have not already done too myself


2. EVENING WEAR

This is my vindication
With a little decoration
No need to keep you waiting
Be intimidated
By what we have created
It's underneath the radar

I got myself a fucking life dressed up in evening wear
I dress myself in fucking lies i don't care
Make up won't help me much too much it's not fair
To be compared to you
To be compared to you
To be compared to you you you hey hey hey

Just call me mister modest
I got it and i flaunt it
You can applaud if you wanna
Cock blocking non stopping
When this ass is a rocking
Do not come a knocking

I got myself a fucking life dressed up in evening wear
I dress myself in fucking lies i don't care
Make up won't help me much too much it's not fair
To be compared to you
To be compared to you
To be compared to you you you hey hey hey

Everybody wants to join the club
But once you join the club
The innocence is gone
Everybody want to be the bomb
But once you are the bomb
The innocence is gone
Everybody wants a big old slice of a big old pie

And the innocence is gone
Everybody wants it
Everybody wants it
Everybody wants it

I got myself a fucking life dressed up in evening wear
I dress myself in fucking lies i don't care
Make up won't help me much too much it's not fair
I dress down until i disappear
But i won't do it alone
No i won't do it alone
No i won't do it alone

You you you hey hey hey


3. LIGHTS OUT

Who the hell said any of you get a taste?
S-s-s-stupid
There's a little bit of gullible on your face
You better t-t-t-take it
Nothing you could do could ever make me go away
F-f-f-fake it
Poor baby i'm gonna make it all ok

Punch your lights out
Hit the pavement
That's what i call entertainment
Causing problems
Makes you famous

All this violence makes a statement


4. PRESCRIPTION

Dr. patient
I'm the doctor
I'm the patient
Don't forget that
It's important
If you love me
Like i love me
Everybody
Will be sorry

Well i don't need nothing before the show
I don't need nothing well that's not so
I need something before the show
Just a little something to make me go

Whoa whoa oh
Ya na-na-know what i want

Gimme more gimme more pretty please
A prescription

I don't need no one
Screwing up my fun
Over the counter
Fill that prescription

Make it stop make it stop pretty please


5. ISSUES

I'd rather fuck you than kiss you
But i won't press the issue
You know what i need is
And you're never gonna be it
I should have hesitated
When i was inebriated
So unsophisticated
Too late to be debated now

It's 3 AM
She won't put out
Let's go make out with her friends
Make out with her friends friends

I want a lot of profanity
With a lot less virginity
It's a boney situation
With a wack explanation
'Cause i'm on that mission
A reproductive mission
Now take my clothes off
And show me what you're made of

It's 3 AM
She won't put out
Let's go make out with her friends
Make out with her friends friends

Excuse me do you want to screw?
'Cause i'm so amazing in the sack

I'd rather fuck you than kiss you
I want a lot of profanity
With a lot less virginity
Now take my clothes off
And show me what you're made of

It's 3 AM
She won't put out
Let's go make out with her friends
Make out with her friends friends


6. GET IT UP

Gentlement
Screwing in moderation
Screwing is such a bore
None of my time is wasted
I do that shit on tour
Oh yeah
All right
Oh yeah
All right

I wanna make some babies
I wanna get it on
I wanna make you horny
But i can't get it up
I wanna make some money
But i don't want no job
I wanna make you horny... but i can't get it up

Get it up get it up get it up get it up
Why can't you get it up why can't you get it up

It must be your face
Or it's your body
If it ain't your body then it must be your face


7. REVENGE

This... is... my... re... venge
I'm a litte tease
Watch what i do
Here's a little taste
Of how it's gonna be from now on
Yo fuck me and my friends
My friends and me
Never special enough
To make a case for jealousy
Plus the secret sauce
I'm gothalicious with cheese
And all the gay things i say
Make such a pretty melody
Now i'm gonna say all those bad things about you
I make up things so everyone hates you


8. ANIMAL

Make a wish make it hurt
With my hands up your skirt
Tonight
Signal directional institute correctionnal i file it
Alphabetical h-h-h-hypothetical but

It's animal it's animal it's animal
Unbelievable
Tonight

Fucking incredible sense of smell exceptional i bust
It out like medical type the theoretical thug

With my guns on the floor
And the feds at the door
Tonight

Signal directional institute correctionnal i file it
Alphabetical h-h-h-hypothetical but

It's animal it's animal it's animal
Unbelievable
Tonight

Oh no not me
I'm pissed off ripped off repeat
Oh no not me
What's my excuse this time i suffer it


9. MASTERMIND

I am the mastermind
Leaving you all behind
And that ain't no fucking lie
I am the master mind
And it's just a problem of mine just like columbine
Columbine
Your time has come
Kiss it all good-bye

What's that rukz
What's that rukz
What's that rukz
Comin through the night

That's right
This message cannot be denied

I am the master mind
Underline master mind
Until your pencil breaks
I am the master mind
And just like a suicide
Your credit has been denied
Denied
Your time has come
Kiss it all good-bye

What's that rukz
What's that rukz
What's that rukz
Coming through the night

That's right
This shit gonna turn your momma white
Oh pensylvannia
I wish i never ever would
I wish i never ever would
I wish i never ever...

I am the master mind
Intelligent by desing
It makes me wanna cry
I am the master mind
And now that i'm satisfied
It's time to say goodbye
Goodbye
Your time has come
Kiss it all good-bye

What's that rukz
What's that rukz
What's that rukz
Coming through the night

That's right
I will not apologize


10. ON IT

Wait i masturbate let another mother fucker come and share My fate and pray catastrophe i'm gonna kill a mother fucker With a fax machine

And break
It down
For you all
To see...

'Cause i'm on it
Yes indeed
On it
Watch me bleed
On it
Rest in peace
On it
Hey hey hey

You are so good so far
You are so good so far

Better than this
Better than that
Better watch out when you get me going going going

Fake i'm not awake it's not my fault you can't relate doubt Corporate accounts i'm gonna hurt somebody with my 24 ounce

And break
It down
For you all
To see...

'Cause i'm on it
Yes indeed
On it
Watch me bleed
On it
Rest in peace
On it
Hey hey hey

You are so good so far
You are so good so far

I'm gonna be the one with my face in the magazines
I'm gonna be the one i have to face

Better than this
Better than that
Better watch out when you get me going

In the morning i have come
Rip the walls rip the bass
In the morning i'm gone
Putting you in your place


11. PAY FOR IT

I know i feel this way forever
I know no one will beg to differ
Goodbye so long it's been a pleasure
They love me when i say that

I don't want you to hate me
I want you to wanna hate me
I don't want you to date me
I want you to wanna date me

I'm gonna pay for it
All of this shit
I'm gonna pay for it
Like a goddamn son of a bitch

Hey hey hey

It's never gonna be perfect
No never gonna be never good enough for me

I let my motives be my motivations
I'm gonna rock you like a fornication
Too much of hurting never hurt me baby
It is agressive that's the message we send


12. DUE

Everyone knows
What you know
All except me
And that ain't right
Let me know
When i get
The respect that i'm due
If only for tonight
Watch me face it
In my basement
With no makeup
I feel naked now
Ha ha ha
I never really lost the fight
But i never really won it
Ha ha ha
Dies my darling
Ha ha ha
Ps. welcome to my life


13. MONEY

I'm so money so money
Oh baby
I'm so money so money
Hey i will comform
Hey i will play ball
Hey i won't say fuck
I'll make the sacrifice because i want it all
Baby doll i want it all

Daddy wants a new racket
New hard new core daddy
Wants all the money


14. BOMB THIS TRACK

Thanks for the party and the maserati
You all rock my body but now i'm gone bye
Thanks for the party the moet the girls the front row Tickets
Yeah goodbye
Thanks for the party and the maserati
Everybody know me now i'm embarrassed
Thanks for the party the house the girls my rent
Oh yeah and for doing my laundry

I wanna testify i was not notified
When did my mother start buggin out and getting high
I wanna take a chance deep in your under pants
All my little girls everybody kiss my ass

Bomb bomb this track
Disrespect
No regrets
Bomb this track

All my scrawny ladies
And my bony ladies
That's what happens when you take what they is giving baby
All my horny mommies
And my rowdy mommies
Pop'n shtatic yo prepare your self for stormy weather
Good looking out there baby
Beats is cooking baby
Don't you know that they be reading what i'm writting baby
All my scrawny ladies
And my bony ladies
That's what happens when you take what they is giving baby

15. MARK DAVID CHAPMAN

Indi-stinguish-able from one another
No possible intention to even bother
It don't matter what is said or how we say it
Coincidantally we all sound exactly the same
We all want to swindle kids out of their money
If you're still doing this 'cause you believe in it
You are so fucking lame

(Mother speaking spanish)

Hey
When the world's overrun
With too many bands who is it time for?
Mark chapman
Hey
When they all seem absurd
Who will thin out that herd?
Ladies and gentlemen
Mark chapman
Now there is no heart
There is no fear
We all just cry
The same old tear

Don't look to me
I do not lead
I'm just in front
And they're all following
Some other mother fucker
Without the balls or cahonuz
To take a hold of the reins
And use them

Why is somebody so obvious so elusive?
There is nothing on the menu that will turn abusive
I am part of the problem
Not the solution
I'm just a prisoner
In the same prison as you
We wait for other shoes to fall into position
Already obsolete
no one will miss us at all

(Mother speaking spanish)

Hey
When the world's overrun
With too many bands who is it time for?
Mark chapman
Hey
When they all seem absurd
Who will thin out that herd?
Ladies and gentlemen
Mark chapman
Now there is no awe
There is no fear
We all just cry
The same old tear

I cannot tell
Is it just me?
Or do we all
Look just like
Adolph fucking hitler
With this swoopy emo-boy dreamy haircut
Dangling in our faces
Making us all indescribably indsitinguishable from each Other?
Or maybe i'm just a megalomaniac
Reginald realease the hounds

(Mother speaking spanish)