Mindless Self Indulgence : Alienating our Audience

Industrial Metal / USA
(2002 - Uppity Cracker)
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1. TORNADO

I sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado
You ain't no operator so who the fuck are you then?
I sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado
If you don't hit those faders i won't ever stop
I sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado
With a - to the - and a - with a...
I sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado
You ain't no operator... You ain't no operator
I wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be pretty
Down - get down - gettin' down with my bad self
Get down - get down - gettin' down with my bad self
I sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado
I sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado
You stupid man you try to get information
For what - for why - for this is not a resident
No - this is mine nigga this is mine
I sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado
I sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado
I wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be pretty
Down - get down - gettin' down with my bad self
Get down - get down - gettin' down with my bad self
Get down (i hate myself)
Rock this joint nigga
Rock this joint nigga
Rock this joint nigga
In a old school way


2. THANK GOD

In the twilight of my life
I don't need no grammys
Rock my gay acceptance speech
Most of all I'd like to..

Thank god
For programming my beats
I'd like to thank god
For making me hard like I'm from the streets
God wrote all my dopest rhymes
Especially the ones about shooting niggaz and
Getting fucking high

Jesus H Muthafuckin boom boom Christ
I been doin dis fo money and fo sex all nite
Its the song that be gettin me erect ai-aight
The scenario is scary yo its fukkin up your stereo

In the twilight of my life
I don't need no grammys
Rock my gay acceptance speech
Most of all I'd like to…

Thank god
For programming my beats
I'd like to thank god
for making me hard like I'm from the streets
God wrote all my dopest rhymes
Especially the ones about dealing drugs
And rolling with my thugs

Jesus H Muthafuckin boom boom Christ
I been doin dis fo money and fo sex all nite
Its the song that be gettin me erect ai-aight
The scenario is scary yo its fukkin up your stereo

In the twilight of my life
I don't need no grammys
Rock my gay acceptance speech
Most of all I'd like to…

Thank god
For programming my beats
I'd like to thank god
For making me hard like I'm from the streets
God wrote all my dopest rhymes
Especially the ones about shootin niggaz
And gettin fucking stupid


3. 2 HOOKER AND AN 8 BALL

Two hookers and an eight ball
Can you believe that I write this shit
Two hookers and an eight ball
Stupid people thinkin' I am cool

I definitely give myself props
And that way I always get what I want
I always try to keep my edge
With two hookers and an eight ball

Nigga for all the stolen goods
As I rock that niggas and get freaky-deaky
With a front row ticket for all of my bitches
'Cause my mamma said to pick the very best one

Two hookers and an eight ball
Can you believe that I write this shit
Two hookers and an eight ball
It ain't that fuckin' hard

I'm standing up to all my abuse
Inexperience is where I lose
I'm struggling to keep my edge

With two hookers and an eight ball
Baby, for all the fine ladies
Falling out of my Mercedes and into the eighties
With a bad case of rabies and a high-top fade

Two hookers and an eight ball
Can you believe that I write this shit
Two hookers and an eight ball
Stupid people thinkin' I am cool

I'm not that fucking wonderful
No no no
I thought I told you to go

I'm not that fucking wonderful
No no no
I thought I told you to go

I'm not that fucking wonderful
No no no
I thought I told you to go

Puppy dog
Puppy dog

Eight ball nigga's for all the stolen goods
I rock them bitches and get freekydeeky
With the front row tickets for all of my bitches
'Cause my momma said to pick the very best one

Two hookers and an eight ball
Can you believe that I write this shit
Two hookers and an eight ball
Stupid people thinkin' I am cool

Two hookers and an eight ball
Can you believe that i write this shit
Two hookers and an eight ball
Stupid people thinkin' I am cool


4. REVENGE

Yo fuck me and my friends
My friends and me
Never special enough
To make a case for jealousy
Fuck the secret sauce
Im gothalicious with cheese
And all the gay thingz i say
Make such a pretty melody
Im gonna say all those bad things about you
Ill make up things so every one hates you
This...
Is...
My...
Re... Venge
Im a little tease
Watch what i do
Herez a litle taste
Of how its gonna be from now on


5. MOLLY

Molly was a good girl and she knew the reasons why
So when she went back in the bathroom she would never come
Outside she was a good girl and it felt great to be a liar
She was a good girl and it felt great to be a liar
She was a good girl and it felt great to be a liar
Oh - liar - oh oh no - liar - oh oh
Molly was a good girl and she knew the reasons why
Molly was a good girl and she knew the reasons why
She was a good girl and it felt great to be a liar
She was a good girl and it felt great to be a liar
She was a good girl and it felt great to be a liar
Oh - liar - oh oh no - liar - oh oh no
Molly was a good girl - molly - molly was a good girl - molly
Molly was a - molly was a - molly - molly
Molly was a good girl and it felt great to be a liar
She was a good girl and it felt great to be a liar
She was a good girl and it felt great to be a...
(no-good lousy muthafuckin stupid)
Oh - liar - oh - liar - oh oh no


6. LIKE SHIT

Woah, surprise
Welcome to my enterprise
For all y'all just arrived
Kiss my ass 2 times
Y'all best recognize
I'm the shit, guys
Tried to compartmentalize
But I didn't know what it meant

Just like this
Sippin' bacardi
Just like this
A ladidadi
Just like this
Just like this
Just like this
Ooh
Just like this
Sippin' bacardi
Just like this
A ladidadi

Don't it make you feel like shit?
Muhfucka
Don't it make you feel like shit?
Oh man

Once upon a compromise
I dressed up like a regular guy
And had my self a very good time
Once upon a compromise
I dressed up like a regular guy
and had my self a very good time
Once upon a compromise
I dressed up like a regular guy
And had my self a very good time

Woah, surprise
Make mine a super size
Fuck all this metal shit
I'm bringin' back the synthesize
Y'all best realize
I'm the shit, guys
I tried to compromise
But it came out counter clockwise

Just like this
Sippin' bacardi
Just like this
A ladidadi
Just like this
Just like this
Just like this
Ooh, touch it faggot
Just like this
Sippin' bacardi
Just like this
A ladidadi
Don't it make you feel like shit?
Muhfucka
Don't it make you feel like shit?
Oh man

Once upon a compromise
I dressed up like a regular guy
And had my self a very good time
Once upon a compromise
I dressed up like a regular guy
And had my self a very good time
Once upon a compromise
I dressed up like a regular guy
And had my self a very good time

All my fuckin' peeping toms
In my basements making bombs
I'm the most
I suppose
You couldn't possibly butter my toast
All my goth chicks writin prose
With my fingers in your nose
I'm the most
I suppose
You couldn't possibly butter my toast

Woah, surprise
Make mine a super size
Fuck all this metal shit
I'm bringin' back the synthesize
Y'all best realize
I'm the shit, guys
I tried to compromise
But I didn't know what it meant


7. DIABOLICAL

Ooh - ooh - baby
It's to the best of my knowledge i guess that i'm fresh - so
Ooh - ooh - baby
Cause i got the diabolical sound coming through your speaker
Ooh - ooh - baby
You're just like all of the rest... You're just like all of the
Ooh - ooh - baby
You're just like all of the rest... You're just like all of the...
Ooh - ooh... Ooh - ooh...
Ooh - ooh - baby
It's to the best of my knowledge i guess that i'm fresh - so
Ooh - ooh - baby
Cause i got the diabolical sound coming through your speaker
Ooh - ooh - baby
You're just like all of the rest... You're just like all of the
Ooh - ooh - baby
You're just like all of the rest... You're just like all of the... Rest of them...
Ooh - ooh - baby
You're just like all of the rest... You're just like all of the
Ooh - ooh - baby
Cause i got the diabolical sound coming through your speaker - wow
I lost my pick in the last part
That was, that was, the best we're gonna do


8. LAST GAY SONG

"Now tell me the truth. Be honest with me. Be honest with me. Do I look gay in
this outfit? Ok, fff. Thank God. I thought I looked like a faggot."

I'm not
That Gay
Bu--, bu--, but you are
A su--, a su--, a su--, a su--, a su--, a suck my dick
I na--, na--, na--, na--, na--, na--, never get tired of
Never ma--, ma--, ma--, ma--, ma--, ma--, ma--, ma--, ma--, ma--, make me come
I na--, na--, na--, na--, I never wanna be done
This is the last gay song that I will ever write
Oh it's the last gay song that I will ever
It's the last gay song that I will ever write
Oh it's a good thing
It's almost over

But when the chorus is in
Oh when the chorus is in
You know, you know, you know, you know I'm unna fuck it up
And when the chorus is in
Oh when the chorus is in
Ha, ha, ha, ha
I fuck it
Oh, uh
Oh! oh!
Oh, ho
Oh! oh!
Uh, ho, oh, oh

Yo, yo
A ba--, ba--, ba--, ba--, ba--, ba--, ba--, ba--, ba--, ba--, batter up
A sa--, sa--, sa--, sa--, sa--, sa--, sa--, sa--, sa--, sa--, slip me tounge
A fa--, fa--, fa--, fa--, fa--, fa--, fa--, finger this
Li--, li--, li--, li--, like I give a shit

This is the last gay song that I will ever write
Oh it's the last gay song that I will ever
It's the last gay song that I will ever write
Oh, it's a good thing
It's almost over

But when the chorus is in
Oh, when the chorus is in
You know, you know, you know, you know I'm gunna uh
And when the chorus is in
Oh, when the chorus is in
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Fuck it
Up, oh
Oh! oh!
Uh, ho
Oh! oh!
Uh, ho, oh, oh

Muthafuck
Ma--, ma--, ma--, muthafuckas
What you want?
What you need?
Oh my god damn, damn
What the fuck?
Muthafuckas
Hang it up
Muthafuckas
What you want?
What you need?
Oh my god damn, damn
What the fuck?
Hey fuck
Hang 'em up
Oh muthafuckas what you want with
Hit the floor and bring some ruckus

Uh, ho, oh, oh

Oh when the chorus is in
But when the chorus is in
You know, you know, you know, you know I'm gunna
fuck it up
And when the chorus is in
Oh when the chorus is in
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Fuck it
Ho, uh
Oh! oh!
Oh, ho
Oh! oh!
Uh, ho, oh, oh

This is
The one and only
Grandmaster Flash


9. RIP OFF

Now's the time for you to rip me
make yourself
Feel like a

Oh my god you're doing it
No, no, no it's like

1,2,3,4

We will be exonerated
This one cannot be debated
This much i have estimated
You will thank me much much later
Much, much, much later

Now's the time for you to rip me
make yourself
Feel like a

Oh my god you're doing it
No, no, no it's like

lick my fat ass
We will be exonerated
This one cannot be debated
This much i have estimated
You will thank me much much later

Much, much later

We ripped everything we know from everybody anyway

Now, now, now we've gone and lost our war tank
I wanna -- in
Yo I wanna -- in

1,2,3,4

We will be exonerated
This one cannot be debated
This much i have estimated
You will thank me much much later


10. PANTY SHOT

5 Year Old Pantyshot
I Can See Between Her Legs
5 Year Old Pantyshot

5 Year Old Mother Fuckin Pantyshot Cant Complain
I Didnt Even Touch Her So I Cant Be Blamed
5 Year Old
Pantyshot In My Brain
My Life Has Meaning When She Spreads Her Legs

5 Year Old Pantyshot
I Can See Between Her Legs
5 Year Old Pantyshot

Shot Shot Shot

5 Year Old Mother Fuckin Pantyshot Cant Complain
I Didnt Even Touch Her So I Cant Be Blamed
5 Year Old
Pantyshot In My Brain
My Life Has Meaning When She Spreads Her Legs
5 Year Old Pantyshot

[Fast Part]
I Suffer Again Because Me Want To Fuck And Touch
And Fuck And Touch The Children
Me Fucked For Life
Me Grow Old And Then They Dont Want Me But I Still Want Them
Dey Want Me Fucked Cuz I Be Da Monstar Getting Down In My Evil Ways
Down In My Evil Ways

Right Me Suffer Again Cuz Me Want To Fuck And Touch
And Fuck And Touch The Children
They Want Me Dead Because I Be Da Monstar Dey See
I Dere Baby They Think Im John Wayne Gacy

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