1. DRACULA

In the fifteenth century lived a prince of nobility
His Father's nickname was Dracula, which means the dragon or the devil
Dracula was the son of the devil or the dragon
And he lived up to his name
A name that goes on in infamous fame

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Terrible atrocities
Suffering and misery
Vlad the Impaler inflicted on his enemies
Excruciating painful torturous misery
Vlad the Impaler imposed upon his enemies

They were Romanian stuck between the Turks and the Hungarians
His Father Vlad Two tried to plea
Bot of his neighboring adversaries
With the ability to switch sides
To the one with the upper hand at the time
For this reason his sons had to spend
Frou long years in a Turkish prison

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It's not clear from history
If his mind was twisted during captivity
But Dracula was released when his
Father Dracula was deceased
And the when he was free
Vlad became ruler of his country
Vlad the Impaler was the name he procured
For the hideous method of death he preferred

Vlad's favorite way of executing people
Was impaling them on stakes and he watched them as he ate
Upon the very pointed greased down stakes
Vlad's enemies were placed killing them with their own weight
Through their heart or navel or mouth and vagina or anus
Is were the stakes were placed
Vlad's terrifying stakes
Having mass execution by impaling his enemies
Suited Vald III's tastes
Witnessing their gruesome fate

Vlad's gruesome reign came to an end
Provoking war with the Turks again
In the Turkish territory
Vlad's troops were routed eventually
With his ghastly reputation
Christian leaders wouldn't help
Vlad with his altercations
That's the reason for his defeat fow what
Vlad had sewn
He soon would reap

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When the sultan's troops came
Upon the forest of Vlad's impaled victims
That slowed their advance for a while
Because of Dracula's killing style
He was exiled and Vlad III
Years later joined the Hungarian army
In a war between the Turks Vlad was dea
And to Constantinople they brought back his head

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2. THE BIG BAD WOLF

The Big Bad Wolf
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf
The big bad wolf the big bad wolf
Kids are afraid of the bid bad wolf
The big bad wolf the big bad wold

Once upon a time there was a hermit man
Who got married and found it hard
To provide for both of them
He was tempted by a demon who promised them a better life
With an ointment he vould change into
A wolf with quite a bite

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Such big ears, the better to hear you with
Such big eyes, the better to see you with
Such big teeth, the better to eat you with
Little red riding hood, my dear
Such big ears, the better to hear you with
Such big eyes, the better to see you with
Such big teeth, the better to eat you with
Little red riding hood, my dear

And so he made the deal and changed unto a wild beast
Stalking local children, so his wife and him could feast
The devil spawned wolf man, looked for kids who were alone
And with his teeth he tore their flesh
And took some pieces home

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Twice while killing children, he was seen by passerby's
Scaring off the wolf before they were cannibalized
The big bad wolf was tracked down
And they sentenced him to die
And so the executioner burned the big bad wolf alive

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Who's afraid of the big bad wolf
The big bad wolf the big bad wolf
Kids are afraid of the bid bad wolf
The big bad wolf the big bad wold
The end and everyone lived happily ever after


3. COUNTESS BATHORY (VENOM COVER)

Welcoming the virgins fair, to live a noble life
In the castle known to all - the Count's internal wife
She invites the peasants with endless lavish foods
But, when evening spreads it wings,
She rapes them of their blood

Countess Bathory
Countess Bathory

All day long the virgins sit and feast on endless meals
The Countless laughs and sips her wine - her skin doth crack and peel
But when nighttime fills the air one must pay the price
The Countess takes her midnight bath with blood that once gave life

Living in her self styled Hell,
The Countess dressed in black
Life's so distant - death's so near
No blood to fury time back
The castle walls are closing in,
She's crippled now with age
Welcomes death with open arms - the reaper turns the page


4. THE BLOODY BENDERS

The Benders were a family
Who arrived in Labette County Kansa around 1870
The Bender family built a one room log shanty
The size of it was sixteen by twenty
The shanty was used for an inn divided by a canvas curtain
So there might be some privacy
The Benders lived on one end,
The other side was for the inn
Where they offered travelers hospitality

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The family named the Benders
Were life enders
They were death vendors
The Bender Familys

In the family was old man Bender, ma
And their two children
John junior and his sister Kate
When travelers passing by their land,
Not knowing of the Bender's plan
Fell for the bloody Bender's bait
The traverlers were ushered in
Seated with their backs to the curtain
Talking to Kate waiting to be fed
On the other side of the curtain
Father or brother was a lurking
To smash a sledge hammer on their head

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Doctor York was travellin'
Then ended up missing
With his brothers posse his route was retraced
The Benders endured questioning and denied ever seeing him
So they left the bloody Benders place
The posse came back again when they heard the Benders ran
Found the victims buried on their land
And so the posse searched for them
And no one knows for sure what happened
But the Benders weren't seen again