1. EMBALMER

I am - the embalmer
And it's nice to meet you
Now's my - chance to
Get to know you better
Now you're - lying
There upon my table
And it's - time to
Prepare you for embalming

Embalmer
Embalms you
Embalmer
Embalms you
Embalmer - embalms you
Embalmer - embalms youuuuuuuuu

Yes it's - nice to
Have you in my parlour
As I - vacuum
Out all your fluids
You're still - lying
There upon my table
And it's - time to
Inject the embalming fluid

Embalmer
Embalms you
Embalmer
Embalms you
Embalmer - embalms you
Embalmer - embalms youuuuuuuuu


2. TRAMPLED TO DEATH

You went to see the Who
And the people there trampled you
You were underneath their shoes
There was nothing you could do

Trampled to death at the concert
They never left alive
Underneath the stomping feet
Eleven crushed as they screamed and died
They paid to see the Who
But actually they paid to die
As they ran to their seats
They were trampled and pulverized

They didn't hear the screams
At the concert of their dreams
They were worried about good seats
Not the lives under their feet

Trampled to death at the concert
They never left alive
Underneath the stomping feet
Eleven crushed as they screamed and died
They paid to see the Who
But actually they paid to die
As they ran to their seats
They were trampled and pulverized


3. HOLIDAYS OF HORROR

Simmons went crazy
Murdered sixteen
Fourteen of them family
He killed them
For the holidays

Merry Christmas
He gunned his family down
His bullets were their presents
Dead relatives all around
Happy New Year
One they won't be here to see
It's the holiday of horror
Because of Ronald Gene
Simmons

He built a wall
Around his trailer home
So the neighbours would leave him alone
And he didn't want them to see
How he abused his family

Merry Christmas
He gunned his family down
His bullets were their presents
Dead relatives all around
Happy New Year
One they won't be here to see
It's the holiday of horror
Because of Ronald Gene
Simmons


4. FRITZ HAARMANN THE BUTCHER

In a far away town
many years ago
There lived a man
who caused much woe
He'd murder young men
and slice up the meat
And sell to hungry town people to eat

Fritz Haarmann-
He chopped up young men
The Butcher
Made steaks out of them
Fritz Haarmann-
He sold them as meat
The Butcher-
For the people to eat

Young men were missing
nowhere in sight
But they ate their steak
with hungry delight
They'd go to Fritz Haarmann
to get more meat
But they didn't know
young men they'd eat

Fritz Haarmann-
Made young men into meat
The butcher-
sold them on the street
Fritz Haarmann-
He'd sell them as steaks
The Butcher-
For the profit he'd make


5. EVIL OLE SOUL

Jociam Kroll - evil ole soul
And an evil soul was he
He killed young girls
Cut off their buttocks
Only the most succulent
Meat he would eat


6. HARVEY GLATMAN (YOUR SOUL WILL FOREVER ROT)

He could tie a great knot as a kid
Always had ropes in his hands
Hanging himself in the attic
His behaviour was quite erratic
He had such a high IQ
But he was a devious killer too
He'd tie up the girls and then
Take their lives away

Harvey Glatman
Your soul will forever rot man
The sadistic way you killed
Was the way you got your thrill
Harvey Glatman
The gas chamber is what you got man
You raped and murdered three
And you showed no sympathy

He posed as a photographer
Who took pictures of bound and gagged girls
That's how he got them alone
Then he'd tie them up with his ropes
He'd rape them repeatedly
He was an evil man indeed
He'd strangle the girls and then
Leave them to rot in the sand

Harvey Glatman
Your soul will forever rot man
The sadistic way you killed
Was the way you got your thrill
Harvey Glatman
The gas chamber is what you got man
You raped and murdered three
And you showed no sympathy


7. MCMASSACRE (JAMES HUBERTY)

You go to McDonald's
To eat a hamburger
The next thing you know
It's time for your murder
The McDonaldland killer
Pops in by surprise
Pumping his lead
Between your eyes

McDonald's
McMassacre
McMurder
McDeath
McDonald's
McMassacre
McMurder
McDeath
McDonald's
McMassacre
McMurder
McMess
McDonald's
McMassacre
McMurder
McDeath

McDonald's is your
Kind of place
It's such
A happy place
Where are you now
Ronald old buddy
Where are you now
The fries are all bloody

McDonald's
McMassacre
McMurder
McDeath
McDonald's
McMassacre
McMurder
McDeath
McDonald's
McMassacre
McMurder
McMess
McDonald's
McMassacre
McMurder
McDeath


8. DAVID BROM (HE TOOK AN AXE)

He took an axe
And then attacked
And away at his family
He began to hack
His dad wouldn't let him
Listen to a hardcore band
So here comes David
With an axe in his hand

David Brom killed his dad
His mother and brother and sister
He took an axe to their heads
David Brom he killed his dad
His mother and brother and sister
Took an axe to their heads

They were sitting there
And David came in
Then he axed them
Again and again
Now his family
Is all dead
David came down
With an axe on their heads

David Brom killed his dad
His mother and brother and sister
He took an axe to their heads
David Brom he killed his dad
His mother and brother and sister
Took an axe to their heads


9. CREMATOR

(Instrumental)


10. NOSTRADAMUS

(Instrumental)


11. I NEED TO KILL

Coming to your house
I'll make you scream
Catch you all alone and
Then you're dead
I'm going to shatter
All your dreams
Filling you all full of
Fear and dread

Catch you by surprise
Your death will make me smile
You know it makes me feel so good
When your life expires
It's time to realize
That you're going to die
There's nothing you can do
Even if you try

Murder is a wicked
Fuckin' disease
But it makes me
Feel so good inside
Killing you to
Satisfy my needs
Showing no remorse for
Taking human life

Catch you by surprise
Your death will make me smile
You know it makes me feel so good
When your life expires
It's time to realize
That you're going to die
There's nothing you can do
Even if you try

I'm going to tie you
To a tree
Then I'll put a wire
Around your neck
Pulling it as tight
As it can be
Your head and body
I will disconnect

Catch you by surprise
Your death will make me smile
You know it makes me feel so good
When your life expires
It's time to realize
That you're going to die
There's nothing you can do
Even if you try


12. ULTRA VIOLENT

I'll smash your fuckin' face
It's such a fuckin' disgrace
I'll kick it fuckin' in
It's such a fuckin' sin
I'll gouge your fuckin' eyes
I'll make you fuckin' die
I'll make you fuckin' silent
I'm fuckin' ultra violent
I'll kick your fuckin' head
'Til your fuckin' dead
I'll make you fuckin' cry
Make you fuckin' die
I'll crack your fuckin' face
Hit it with a fuckin' mace
I'll make you fuckin' silent
I'm fuckin' ultra violent


13. RATMAN

The day he got bit by a rat
He wanted to kill all the cats
His hair it turned grey on that day
He then grew a tail and some fangs

He's not batman
He's the ratman
Rabies foaming
From his mouth, yeah!

And now he looks just like a rat
He's killing and eating the cats
He's out on the streets every night
You'd better stay out of his sight

He's not batman
He's the ratman
Rabies foaming
From his mouth, yeah!


14. HEY LAURIE DANN (RENAMED THE LEAVES COVER)

Hey Laurie Dann where ya going
With those guns in your hand?

I'm going round to shoot young children
I just can't cope with the world were in

Hey Laurie Dann I heard you shot
Those young children down

Yes I did, I shot 'em
You should have seen them hit the ground

I took my guns and I shot 'em
Hey Laurie Dann where ya gonna run to now?

I'm going to a house that's not too far away

I'm gonna shoot one more
Then take my own life away


15. PATRICK PURDY (KILLED FIVE AND WOUNDED THIRTY)

My name is Patrick Purdy
And I have a duty
To kill as many children
As I can
So it's off to school
Where I used to go
With my AK-47
In my hands

Patrick Purdy
Thought he was doing his duty
Thought he was in the army
And the children was his enemy
Patrick Purdy
Killed five and wounded thirty
His tactics were quite dirty
The children's blood was squirting


16. EXHUMER

My favourite thing to do
Is to dig bodies from the grave
I'm sure that you can see
That I'm sickening and crazed
Walking through the graveyard
With a shovel in my hand
Looking for a grave
I'm an exhumer of the dead

I'm digging up your grave
With a smile on my face
I'm sure you know my status
I'm a sickening disgrace
Taking off your jewellery
And having such a ball
I'll take it to the pawnshop
And I'll sell it fuckin' all


17. DR. HOLMES (HE STRIPPED THEIR BONES)

Just call me Dr. Holmes
I'd like to strip your bones
But first I'm going to kill you
Inside of my black hotel
I'll gas you in your bedroom
I'm going to take your life soon

Dr. Holmes he stripped their bones
To medical students their skeletons he sold
He melted their flesh in acid bath
And sold their bones in classified ads

I want you to work for me
But don't tell anybody
Just come to my black hotel
And bring me all your money
I'll put you in my lime pit
Your life I'm going to end it

Dr. Holmes he stripped their bones
To medical students their skeletons he sold
He melted their flesh in acid bath
And sold their bones in classified ads


18. THE GREEN RIVER MURDERER (HE'S STILL OUT THERE)

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19. FUNERAL HOME

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20. DISEASE

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21. NATURAL DISASTER

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22. SERIAL KILLER

I'll thrill you; I'll kill you; cut your heart out
Then I'll dismember your body parts
I'll break in your house late at night
My smiling face is your final sight
I'll cut your throat with a razor blade
And leave you in a shallow grave
I'll pound your face against the fuckin' street
You'll love my work; It'll be complete
I'll strip you and rip you; your death is my game
I love my work and I have no shame
I'll pick you up when you're hitchhiking
Then you'll never be seen again
I'll cave in your head, Your face I'll distort
Then you'll end up as a "missing" report
I'll smash your skull with a two-by-four
Till your brains are on the floor


23. MR. ALBERT FISH (WAS CHILDREN YOUR FAVORITE DISH?)

He loved to hear the little kids scream
His instruments of hell did gleam
A box with a cleaver, saw and a knife
He used them to cut up their innocent lives

Mr. Albert Fish, was children your favourite dish?
Mr. Albert Fish, was children your favourite dish?
Mr. Albert Fish, was children your favourite dish?
Mr. Albert Fish, was children your favourite dish?

He took 12-year old Grace Budd home
And then he sawed right through her bones
With carrots and onions he made a stew
Her body parts was also used

Mr. Albert Fish, was children your favourite dish?
Mr. Albert Fish, was children your favourite dish?
Mr. Albert Fish, was children your favourite dish?
Mr. Albert Fish, was children your favourite dish?

With his fist in the air, he'd scream he was Christ
He'd do things to kids that weren't too nice
He'd lure them in and eat them up
Albert Fish, you were such a fucking nut

Mr. Albert Fish, was children your favourite dish?
Mr. Albert Fish, was children your favourite dish?
Mr. Albert Fish, was children your favourite dish?
Mr. Albert Fish, was children your favourite dish?


24. MASS MURDERER

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25. SON OF SAM

I am Sam; Sam I am
I would not like green eggs and ham
I am Sam; Son of Sam
With my 44 in hand

You're gonna be dead when I shoot you in the head
There's no time to cry, now it's time to die

My father has told me to kill you
And that's just what I'm going to do
I have a gun and I'm insane
I'll make your life go down the drain

You're gonna be dead when I shoot you in the head
There's no time to cry, now it's time to die

I am Sam; death in hand
I would not like green eggs and ham
I am Sam; Son of Sam
Your life is a flash within my hand

You're gonna be dead when I shoot you in the head
There's no time to cry; it's time to fuckin' die


26. HOT RODS TO HELL

Created in fire millions of years ago
The planet earth as all we know
Many days past since the beginning of time
Now it's time to pay for all our worldly crimes

Hot rods to hell
Hot rods to hell
Greenhouse effect
Greenhouse effect

Destroy the planet with our machines
Fuckin' religion and government schemes
We will die by our own hand
The people who care can't even make a stand

Greenhouse effect
Greenhouse effect
Hot rods to hell
Hot rods to hell

The greenhouse effect, nuclear waste
Some of the products of human hate
Computerized war
No chance to survive
We're counting the days
We are going to be alive

Greenhouse effect
Hot rods to hell
Greenhouse effect
Hot rods to hell


27. WHAT THE HECK RICHARD SPECK (EIGHT NURSES YOU WRECKED)

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