1. Wasted In America


Mama's in the kitchen
Papa's on the porch
Junior's downstairs in the basement
Passin' on freedom's torch
They're busy fighting
Fillin' all the jails
But sure as the sun do shine in the mornin'--
There's drugs on sale

They're getting wasted
Wasted
They're getting wasted
Wasted in America

Something's gone wrong with the TV generation
I am the product of that situation
So you say you're feelin'
Pinhead frustration
C'mon join the nation

They're getting wasted
Wasted
They're getting wasted
Wasted in America

Don't ask me why things are the way they are
They just are
I don't know why
People are so curious
They wanna chase it
They wanna taste it
They wanna get wasted

They're getting wasted
Wasted
They're getting wasted
Wasted in America

They're getting wasted in New Jersey
Wasted in Illinois
Wasted in California
And the Texans say "You 'all"
Wasted in America
They're getting wasted in America
They're getting wasted in America

2. Spit


Throbbing pulsating gyrating hyperventilating
'Til we pass out on the floor

Met a little girl with no bloomers on
When she showed me her fake I.D. I knew something was wrong
She said let's dance
Said I got a wooden leg
Said I'd like to see you on your knees
She's cuddly wuddly wuddly too
She's cuddly wuddly wuddly got a hold on you
Yeah you got a reputation for coming on strong
Now you're leanin' up against my dang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang
Here we go to your bungalow
Boyfriend's on the road

Put the spit on
Put the spit on

Get a little nervous
What can a poor boy say
'Bout a girl that fucks a different guy each and every day
But she's cuddly wuddly wuddly
Too bad
You don't dig dudes that play guitar
You got a thing for drummers
You got a thing for men with scars
Put the spit on
Put the spit on
Put the spit on

Throbbing pulsating gyrating hyperventilating 'til we pass out
On the floor

Put the spit on
Put the spit on
Put the spit on
Put the spit on
Put the spit on
Put the spit on

3. Miss America

The girl next door knows the score
She wants more than foreplay
She don't follow fashion
She won't do what you say

Miss America
I really want you to make you feel like you're a queen
Miss America
I really want to make you feel like you've been seen

Little lassie
Trouble maker
Date breaker
Soul shaker too
If I had one wish I'd make the whole world true blue

Miss America
I really want you to make you feel like you're a queen
Miss America
I really want to make you feel like you've been seen

From the mountains to the sea
There's a girl who wants to be
In the valley burning cities
There's a woman

She gets a little tired when she drinks wine
She gets worn down
Relax

Miss America
I really want you to make you feel like you're a queen
Miss America
I really want to make you feel like you're a queen
Miss America
I really want ya

4. Cream

Her name was aphrodisia
She put me in a spell
She told all her friends
I could do her well
Took her in the alley
Laid her on the trash
Then she told me everything

Put your corner on working girl
Smudged makeup around your eyes
First you want it get
You want it come and get it
You need it all the time

Nymphomaniac in black
She wants your peaches
But all you get is cream
All you get is cream
All you get is

Put your red dress on working girl
Got another spot on your dress
First you hold me
You hurt me
You bite me
Then you burn me
You work me overtime

Nymphomaniac in black
She wants your peaches
But all you get is cream
All you get is cream
All you get is cream

How many times can I say that I want you
How many times can I pass you by

And dare I look inside the sullen door of many colors
Thousands of seed lights glowing inside my head
And I can't...

Put your corner on working girl
smudged makeup around your eyes
First you want it get it
You want it come and get it
You want it all the time

Nymphomaniac in black
She wants your peaches
But all you get is cream
All you get is cream

Nymphomaniac in black
She wants your peaches
But all you get is cream
All you get is cream
All you get is cream

And so I walked on down the hall
And found myself passionless and not quite able
To take myself seriously
Now you and I know that I know that you know
That everybody around me is lyin' and cryin' and dyin'


4. Yucca Man

When you're driving late at night
You feel the mosquitos bite
On your arm
And your legs
Until you
Run for cover
Then you find yourself alone as usual there's no one there
To help you distinguish right form wrong--Yucca man

Anacondas wrapped around your neck--you want respect
But it won't come through your windows or your door
Grab it by the tail

Yucca man
Yucca man

If I had a dollar--cut it in two--give you fifty cents
But the rock will come and get you

Yucca man
Yucca man
Yucca man

Now you are a cannibal
You eat yourself for a supper in a stew
Shut your mouth
Stop gummin'

Yucca man
Yucca man

If I had a dollar--cut it in two--give you fifty cents
But the rock will come and get you

Yucca man
Yucca man
Yucca man
Yucca man
Yucca man
Yucca man
Yucca man
Yucca man

5. Happy Hour

Bimbo beauties beckoning
Fizzy banger
Said she's a sanger-screwdriver
Mrs. Phillips gives head for bottlecaps
On the ceiling painted frescoes never lie

Wild flowers growing on
Happy hour

A dyed blonde sacrificial lamb
Died during happy hour
How far would you drive
How far would you drive
To rock in another man's grave
We went down to Disneyland
Mickey died in vain

Wild flowers growing on
Happy hour

There's a time of day
Where everything is all right
Happy hour
There's a point in space
Where you don't have to fight
Happy hour
Happy hour

Bimbo beauties beckoning
Fizzy banger
Said she's a...
How far would you drive
How far would you drive
Fireflies play leapfrog on the sheets
Purple spots on your t-bar
Tell me what your money buys
Wild flowers growing on
Wild flowers growing on
Happy hour
Happy hour
Happy hour

6. Tranquilizer

I'll be your tranquilizer
I'll be your hypnotizer
I'll be your cold Budweiser
Painkiller
Painkiller
Painkiller
Painkiller

I'll get you high I'll get you high
I'll get you high I'll get you high
I'll get you high I'll pin one on you baby
Painkiller
Painkiller
I'll be your pacifizer, I'll be your unitizer
I'll be your sympathizer

I'll be your tranquilizer
I'll be your hypnotizer
I'll be your cold Budweiser
Painkiller
Painkiller
Painkiller
Painkiller
Painkiller
Painkiller
Painkiller
Painkiller

7. Time's Up

Time's up
Give it up
Time's up
Give it up

I been lookin' at you all night
Now what do I get
You think you're so fine
Up time down time
It's all around

Time's up
Give it up
Time's up
Give it up

I don't need no education
I don't want no rehabilitation
I don't need to act kind
Up time
You were so sweet when you were in junior high
But that was a long time ago-o-o-o
Now you're out on the streets
With bikers and rock n' rollers

Time's up
Give it up
Time's up
Give it up

The sand's run out of your hourglass
Now you've got to make a decision--time's up

There was a girl and we knew her name
She tried to forget but we all remembered her
Yesteryear her yesterday

Up time down time it's all around time
Kill for thrill time it's today

Time's up
Give it up
Time's up
Give it up
Time's up
Give it up
Time's up
Give it up

8. Don't Fuck With Me

I'm proud to be an outlaw
I'm proud to be a rock n' roller
Just don't want to get judged by the color of my skin
Or the beer that I'm drinkin'

Don't fuck with me 'cause I don't look like you
We can be brothers and wear our different colors too
Don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you

Some people got a problem with a man in long hair
I don't care
Some people don't like a poor boy 'cause they think you can't win
For the thoughts that he's thinkin'

Don't fuck with me 'cause I don't look like you
We can be brothers and wear our different colors too
Don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you
We can be brothers and wear our different colors too

Do unto others as you'd have others do unto you
Don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you

--Repeat bridge--

Don't fuck with me 'cause I don't look like you
We can be brothers and wear our different colors too
Don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you
We can be brothers and wear our different colors too

Don't fuck with me 'cause I don't look like you
We can be brothers and wear our different colors too
Don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you
We can be brothers and wear our different colors too

And wear our different colors too
And wear our different colors too
And wear our different colors too
And wear our different colors too

9. Don't Be Afraid

There's something scary about a stranger in the dark
Naturally
Maybe he'll kill you
Maybe she'll slit your throat in ecstasy
Maybe
Noises in your closet
Voices in your head
Maybe you should check
Underneath your bed
Better call a doctor
Better call a priest
Better call your loved ones

Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid

Sharp knife
Cutter
White skin
Tied and bound
And when they cut you you won't make a sound
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Blindfold
Somebody's purring
Strawberry flavored incense is burning
Quicksand's to your neck you say goodbye

Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid

Horseflies
Busy
Nibble on your flesh in the sun
Toilet paper wrapped around you till you're a mummy
Wrapped in shit paper teacher
Whatever happened to eternity
Empty ketchup bottles keep you company

Don't be afraid don't be afraid
Don't be afraid don't be afraid
Don't be afraid don't be afraid


10. Social Sidewinder

You're on the outside--looking in
You know the inside of a cell
Nobody wants you
Not even your mama can
You gotta keep on keepin' on
Roll with the punches

Social sidewinder
Can it be that the good and the bad
Equal the free
Can't find her
She's hiding from everyone

You know what it's like gettin' picked last
You've seen the bottom of the barrel
Nobody wants you
Not even your mama can
You gotta keep on keepin' on
Roll with the punches

Social sidewinder
Can it be that the good and the bad
Equal the free
Can't find her
She's hiding from everyone

You don't fit in
You don't fit in
You don't fit in
You don't fit in
You don't fit in
You don't fit in

Pierce your belly button 250 times
Now you need sleeves

Now you don't need no new shoes
And you don't need no sunglasses
Everybody knows who you are
Who you want to be

Social sidewinder
Can it be that the good and the bad
Equal the free
Can't find her

Social sidewinder
Can it be that the good and the bad
Equal the free
Can't find her
She's hiding from everyone

You don't fit in
You don't fit in
You don't fit in
You don't fit in
You don't fit in
You don't fit in
You don't fit in
You don't fit in
You don't fit in
You don't fit in
You don't fit in
You don't fit in

Social sidewinder you don't fit in
Social sidewinder you don't fit in
Social sidewinder you don't fit in
Social sidewinder you don't fit in
Social sidewinder you don't fit in
Social sidewinder you don't fit in

You don't fit in

11. Evil Twin

Once I woke up mild mannered and shy
Passed in the pub and I didn't know why
Made a sharp turn and I hooked a bee-line
For the tender minute mender, bad news sender, liquid vendor

After twice his normal dose
He thought he's go make the most
In mid-stride of a vague adventure
Hangin' from a stranger's
10th floor balcony

It wasn't me
It must have been
My evil... my evil twin
It wasn't me
It must have been
My evil twin... my evil

Push came to shove and the stranger decided she could fly
Saw you in a cornfield two days
Later with a scarecrow
In old cobb

It wasn't me
It must have been
My evil... my evil twin
It wasn't me
It must have been
My evil twin... my evil

And I'm not capable of that kind of sin
And I'm not capable of that kind of death wishin'

It wasn't me
It must have been
My evil... my evil twin
It wasn't me
It must have been
My evil... my evil twin
It wasn't me
It must have been
My evil twin... my evil
It wasn't me
It must have been
My evil twin... my evil
It wasn't me
It must have been
My evil... my evil twin