1. BUTT FUCKIN'

Fe fi fo fum
Tell me where do you come from?

They call me Butthouse man
'Cause that's my name
I'm a butt connoisseur and I have no shame
I rate 'em on size and shape and such
But the final test is the test of touch
I'm a true blue pro no average joe
I keep my eyes open everywhere I go
So if you're talkin' 'bout chicks and what they got down below
Just ask 'ole House 'cause I'm in the know

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Butt-butt funkin'
Butt-butt funkin'

When butts are headed in my direction
I slip around back for a closer inspection
I size them all up with no sign of detection
And I swoop on in and I make a selection
Some big some small some ain't quite round
Some as big as me nearly pound for pound
Some smooth as silk with no sign of wear
And some got pimples and some got hair

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Shout it out, sing about I just can't live without
Wigglin' jigglin' butts in my living room
Long pants and short pants
They're best when in no pants
I'm in the mood for a stinky string romance
Fe fi fo fum
Tell me where do you come from?
There's nothing so fine and nothing so fair
As a hot sticky thing with a tight derriere

Let me tell you 'bout my trip to the south of France
The women down there they never wear pants
By hook by crook or happenstance
I'll be headed back just give me half a chance
When I'm lying on the beach I couldn't help but stare
At all the merchandise the girls had laid bare
Lying on my front so no one could see
Those bare bottom bitches put a boner on me

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2. FREESTYLE

Feet high up in the air get your feet high up in the air
Feet high up in the air get your feet high up in the air
Freestyle


My mind is reelin' I got a funny feelin'
Sayin' this ain't the place to be
I'm workin' nine to five I got stay alive
Singin' no easy way to be free
I want to take a stand want a brand new plan
Got a heart felt sympathy
I bust out of my cage I'm in an animal rage
Cut me loose don't mess with me

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Feet high up in the air get your feet high up in the air
Steppin' in time to the rhythm of the rhyme
You go for yours I'll go for mine

Lookin' for a reason out of reasoning season
And I'm lookin' for a piece of mind
The clean cut chimps party hearty pimps
Want to show me how to waste my time
I've got a groove to move a groovy point to prove
Give a listen to my rhythm and rhyme
Where there's a will and a way I hear it everyday
It's a beat of a different kind

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Cut loose the blues make it wild and loose
You can do anything you choose
Can't hold me back I'm fully strapped
Light years out ahead of the pack
No same old thing I'm a loaded spring
I got the power I can do anythng
So plain to see freestylin' is for me

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3. MANIAC

It's an overdose for most a shot in the brain
Blows your mind like the winds of a hurricane
Put you hands to your head to stop the pain
And hear a scream louder than a freight train
Street sounds merry-go-rounds
So up-tight while your mind is windin' down
Toss and turn on aa sea of tranquility
Crimes of insanity-how many guilty?
I can see their blank and dull faces
Another episode of how the human race is
Sick to death have we lost our senses?
I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take this

They gave you the shaft and you know where they stuck it
It's pay back man your head's in a bucket
Pull it out look about what am I sayin'?
This a pleaa this is no bargain
Junkies for TV live in soap opera sitcoms
They're cop-outs for dropouts and no minded morons
See it you can be it and so it goes on and on
Livin' the good life singin' a swan song
Hear the news blues pick and choose
Try and understand you get more confused
Pull the plug it's too much information
24 hours 5 million stations
Check it out we've got to change this reel
The more we see the less we feel
Compassionate passion it's so easy to fake it
I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it

Payin' dues sellin' shoes
Always complainin' and prayin' and sayin', "So what's the use?"
It's a zoo the animals are me and you
Turnin' tricks jumpin' through a point of view
Like change so fantastic
More street homes for more and more spastics
Outside it's a turning tide
And so you learn there's no where no way to turn
Back from behind the window
Get a dose takin' in the freak show
Find the ugly truth that is wisdom
A home is a castle a castle can be your prison
Anger is your reaction
You can use it to take action
No time you whine your line is so basic
I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it


4. PAVLOV'S FROTHING DOGS

Out of sight is out of mind
The distant past is a shift in time
It's a new location it's the same old line
Official position is a nursery rhyme

The missing link is the mother lode
They cross cut culture on computer codes
With mellow-drama for tired eyes
Who's sleeping late in paradise

There's no denying the thing's I've seen
On the great almighty TV screen
A world obsessed with image and fashion
Looking good feeling no passion
Money is power greed is the sixth sense
What's for sale I say what's the difference
Holy wars and world-wide famine
And everybody else has given up understanding
Why who wants to know?
They don't want to miss their favorite show
So hypnotized by the lies cut you down to size
You got something to say all yo can do is try


5. PORNO

I watch porno in the day I watch porno at night
I'm a terminal case and I love my plight
Some say I'm sick I say I'm alright
All I do is fess up while they keep it out of sight
It's my own religion my own kind of heaven
Big ole schlongs goin' into little women
All for me to see on the color screen
Bonerville, Arizona, you know what I mean

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I need porno
I need porno

Magazines yeah you know I've got 'em
Full'a young naked women with young naked bottoms
My name is House the albino mouse
I always read Penthouse never read Proust
I got every single issue of Bondage Quarterly
All but one of Gay Night Orderlies
I read the best I read the rest and now I confess
I got a life subscription to Enema Digest
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I'm not afraid to admit to my addiction
I like to watch two people use friction
Big black Mama Jama or Ginger Lynn
I like to watch it go in and out again
On the video fast or slow-mo
I can unwind to a good porno show
My girlfriend she gets so uptight
When I call her and I tell her it's porno night

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6. SHAKE IT

Trix for kicks hip to the mix
Posin' for pics chewin' chew with the hick chicks
Fun is a gang bang I'm doin' the wild thing
Boffin' and aa bruisin' in the back of a Mustang
With style and finesse I'm never second best
Drink beer for breakfast pass any piss test
Mai Tai's no tie dyes I don't red by candles
I don't wear beads or Burkenstock sandles
I'm loud and rude dirty and crude
Talkin' to you with a mouth full of food
Stayin' up all night makin' noise so illegal
Got your high power Trower playin' "Day of the Eagle"
I'll sing like Sinatra go croonin' like Como
Laugh non stop watchin' Abbott and Costello
Make you move to the groove when I'm up to the bat
Because I like to see you shake it when you shake it like that

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I like to see you shake it when you shake it like that

I'll make it clear I'll make it understood
I like layin' by the fire with the burnin' firewood
With a girl on a bear skin like that's all she's wearin'
Tellin' me all the things that I want to be hearin'
Like come on come over let's break a sweat
I'll rock you so hard on that you can bet
I'll make a mountain move and put a smile on your face
I'll make your body quiver all over the place
Because I'll be your little play thing dance in a g-string
Give you the good stuff go till you get enough
Take you so high you'll never want to say when
And then we'll take ten and do it over again
Yeah that's the kind of offer that I can't refuse
I'm a man with a mission and no other excuse
So when we're doin' the do and she purrs like a cat
I say I like to see you shake it when you shake it like that

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I'm like Jessie James I don't play games
I might stumble and mumble but I don't drop names
Cool like a six pack two speed with a kick back
Smooth as a felt hat wild as a wombat
Toppin' the roster like Roger Decoster
Bring your girl to my party you can bet that you lost her
'Cause I'll rap a fast style and I make it stick
And all the girls can tell you my tongue is quick
I rev it to the red line to get to the good tiime
The pedal's to the metal won't slow for the stop sign
green is for go I'm pullin' all the stops
Can't fake it won't take it push it over the top
Two kinds of people and I know them well
Those who go with the flow and those who think for themselves
So bust it make a move now you're on the attack
I like to see you shake it when you shake it like that


7. THAT'S THE WAY

We did it in the kitchen and we did it in the hall
I got some on my finger and I wiped in on the wall
We did it on the lawan and we did it on the roof
You know I got the pictures if you want to see the proof

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That's the way
I like it like that

First it was bananas and then it was a pear
And then I tried a cantaloup but it wouldn't fit in there
Then it was a vacuum and we both began to shout
I turned it on and got it stuck I couldn't get it out
I went out to the shed and I got a two-by-four
She knew what I was thinkin' she was runnin' for that door
I said I wouldn't hurt her
'Cause that ain't my kind of scene
I said it with a grin and I got the vaseline

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That's the way
Soometimes I just like to lay your body down

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8. THE TOILET'S FLOODED

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The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit
The toilet's flooded with the great big shit
The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit
The toilet's flooded with the great big shit

There was this dude his name was Ted
He just stopped over and he said,
"I'd go outside if I had to pee
But I got a big ole doo-doo inside of me."
He disappeared, but he wasn't gone long
We finished lunch he was still in the john
We didn't have a clue 'cause he didn't cut a fart
But what he left in my bowl was a work of art

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We all went in to take a peek
What happened next knocked us right off our feet
It jumped out of the john, it jumped out of the bowl
It had no morals, it had no soul
It slimed around our carpet like a mud-colored slug
It left a foul-smelling trail that soiled the rug
I went to get a baseball bat to kill that thing
But it zapped around the house like brown lightning

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He took a record dump known across the nation
Now we gotta use the service station

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