1. SPIKED BAT WISHES

(INnstrumental)


2. DOUCHEBAG 3 : 16 SAYS YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD

Your god laughs at you
Here, I'll show you
*Blam*
See?


3. BOMB THE OC BEFORE ANOTHER SHTTY HAIR METALCORE BAND IS FORMED

The 80s weren't that great


4. MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT, MAYBE IT'S PHOTOSHOP

The camera adds ten pounds
The mouse subtracts
Wrinkles, blemishes, unibrows and coldsores
Moustaches, peach fuzz, cellulite and double chins
2's become 10's
Hags become MILFs
You become a star
I become a god
Everyone wins


5. SICKSYSTEMSOILBLEEDSBLACKILLUSIONS (NASUM COVER)

We're one of the many many many many bands
That were not accepted for the Nasum tribute


6. REAL DOLL WERE INVENTED BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SUCK

You invested so much into scientific research
On how to make us obsolete
So we made you obsolete in a matter of seconds
With material softer than your wretched skin
A truly perfect being
Immune to aging
Free of ulterior motives
Delusions of grandeur
Desire for control
And best of all
No pesky voice box
This is equality
We don't need each other
Slit your fucking wrists


7. PRODUCT OF A GANG BANG

They told you what?
You look like you just found out you had cancer
What you've got now is more than a tumor
Parasite on top of parasite
Was one night worth your life?
We'll never see you again
It already feels like you died
You're at that age where you can't sit still
You wouldn't be going through this
Had you just stayed put
Now you're not going anywhere
Ever
Again
The ultimate sacrifice
Nobody's gonna appreciate
It's a tumor!


8. SONG WE WROTE WHEN WE HEARD ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY WAS DEAD

You see the same faces you laughed
At on the way to the top
on the way down
And I'm sure we'll meet again
Impromptu slaughter of an incessant pawn
She can't pick which dick
But where she's going, none need blowing
Your little buddy with the cute logo
And the glorified household appliance
Ain't doin' so well these days
Make sure you stop to see him on the way down
Cast down from the clouds
Fading into the shadows
Dreams cast aside
Along saturns rings
You thought
You mastered
The system
You thought
You mastered
The system