YOU WILL BE A HOT DANCER

Damn, this situation's new to me, why?
I see a head afraid to be himself
I bet he'd like to have a little encouragement from the opposite
Come that side of the floor...Yes!
Egg him along, make him feel at ease with himself
Steal his clothes, leave him his shoes
Let's get this marmaduke naked!
Make him feel at ease
Let's get this marmaduke naked so lose your head and go to
Pieces.....Don't you make fun of me...don't you make fun of me!
I'm gonna be, gonna be, I'm gonna be a hot dancer!
Oohh..
Now that the basics are down, converse amongst yourselves
But, keep an eye out for the next complication
In other words, grab the next motherfucker marmaduke
Who refuses to submit to these pelvic ostentations
I can't wait until the syllables bend
Let's get this marmaduke naked, let's get this marmaduke
Naked...so lose your head and go to pieces!
Don't you make fun of me...don't you make fun of me!
I'm gonna be, gonne be, I'm gonna be a hot dancer!

SHAFT

Who am I? I am I
Who are you? You are me!
Why can't I get it straight?
No! Why can't I see it straight?
Shaft!
We can't let you, we can't let you go
Shaft! Shaft! Shaft! Shaft!
I'll get a new one, then!
I take a look, a look around, gas limited
I take a look around, I tell myself I'll live again!
I take a look, a look around, gas limited
I take a look around, I tell myself I'll live again!
Why can't I get it straight?
No! Why can't I see it straight?
Shaft!
We can't let you, we can't let you go
Up until this day;
I take a look, a look around, gas limited
Up until this day;
I take a look around, I tell myself I'll live again!
Shaft.... where's Lorena when we need her?

TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER

What if your brain, unexpectedly and suddenly
Picked out things to flip around and view a lot differently?
What if blue sky, all of a sudden turned a purple hue?
We would shit a brick the size of all of it... what if?
What if I was just dreaming? What if I lived in a pear?
What if my watch read 4:20 every hour, every day?
You can bet your dollar I'd be happy!
I forgot to remember; I forgot to remember my pain
Take me to your leader or die by the fly guy!
What if mothballs, hangin' around too close to microwaves
Suddenly woke up and said
"Take me to your leader or die by the fly guy!
He'll push ya' out, no wings attached!"
Just do as I say, no mistake, he'll blow away
What if I was just dreaming? What if I lived in a pear?
What if I had a mustard drenched cucumber tied to my leg
And I did not want my pants to get dirty?
What if this, what if that?! Go!
I forgot to remember; I forgot to remember my pain
Take me to your leader or die by the fly guy!
I forgot to remember my....PAIN! My pain!
Forgot to inject my... cocaine!
Forgot to apply my... rogaine!
Forgot to remember... my pain!
I never think, I never thought, oh maybe I'm insane!
I think I like being way the fuck outa' my brain!
I forgot to remember; I forgot to remember my pain


Take me to your leader or die by the fly guy!

VERSION

We could live in a house outside of town
We could build our own version of society
Well...there'd be no one to answer to and complicate our lives
We could be the opitome of self sufficience
Time to pay! To Pay! Time to pay; you've got to pay me!
Why should I?
Why should we pay for your mistake? To carry on
Why should we carry on your false integrity?
When you've shown us that you can't even keep your nest clean
So far we've put financial gain ahead of human needs
Quality of our lives should be prioritized
Time to pay! To Pay! Time to pay; you've got to pay me!
Why should I?
Why should we pay for your mistake? To carry on
Modify your version so we can carry on. To carry on
To be conclusive, I'd like to say
You've done a super-fine job with your display
I see now that you cannot comprehend what it means
To respect your life and then some!
To be rich, that would be great
No, but it doesn't mean POO-POO without your nest!
So why should I pay for your mistake, man?
Why should I?
Why should we pay for your mistake? To carry on
Modify your version so we can carry on. To carry on.

AZWETHINKWEIZ

Floatin' 'round my brain, tryin' to think about the other thing
Than that thought you know I'm considering
What if what I thought, about who I think I thought I was
Was nothing more than my cerebellum slobbering?
Azwethinkweism is hard to think about, but simple to trust
You'll know yer on it when your brain won't stop to take a break, no!
So when donut boy comes askin' around
Tryin' to figure out somethin' new
You just smile and say, "Pardon you!
I'm sifting through some particles
And farcing through some folds
I've stumbled upon a brain fart which melts away your molds!"
So I think upon that ponder while I'm pondering the thought
Just thinkin' about the thinkweiz is leaving me distraught!
Well I think I thought I saw an Azwethinkweiz
Lookin' like we think we do
Like we think we do
Some think I'm insane, 'cause I think about the other thing
Than that one thought you call reality
What if what you thought
About who you think you thought you were
Was nothing more than illusion rapidly crumbling!
Azwethinkweism should be a topic we all can trust
It's just too bad that it makes your head
Go zippitykrack @#$% dang!
So when donut boy comes sniffing around
Trying to figure out something new
You just laugh and say "Pardon you
I'm sifting through some particles
And farcing through some folds
I've stumbled upon a brain fart which melts away your molds."
So I think upon that ponder while I'm pondering the thought
Just thinking about the thinkweiz is leaving me distraught
Well I think I thought I saw an Azwethinkweiz
Lookin' like we think we do
Like we think we do
So what if what you thought about the thinkweiz
Was nothing like you think you are?
You'd probably more than likely be a lookyloo
Lookin' like you think you do
Like you think you do

HILIKUS

About a hundred years ago now, thought I was left for dead
Soliloquy, she was my..
A picture, a wake, my metaphoric friend
So then I fell in love with an irony named life
It taught me this from that and..
A picture, a wake, you're gonna be hilikus
History has a tendency to block out the popular beliefs
About the leaders of the time
So glisten with my syllables and ponder the thought
Maybe they should have had to dedicate more to it, go!
You've got to be, So good to be, You've got to be HILIKUS!
So I took a walk outside with my new
Found friend and the knowledge imbibe
I figured I'd find another with the same attitude
Yes, then maybe I could talk to someone other than myself!
The doors are now swinging wide open
A positive attitude and the ilk in my pocket
Had a lot to do with my new found friend, the hilikus
History has a tendency to block out the popular beliefs
About the leaders of the time
So glisten with my syllables and ponder the thought
Maybe they should have had to dedicate more to it, go!
You've got to be, So good to be, You've got to be HILIKUS!