1. TURN OFF THE LIGHTS (FT. JEFFREE STAR)

[Jeffree Star:]
This is Jeffree fuckin' Star
and this is a big FUCK YOU to all you jealous bitches,
that get mad that I'm fucking your boyfriends..
An don't get mad that they suck my dick..
an then they make out with you after.. HOE!!

[Tha Producer:]
Girl your boobies look real nice to me tonight
Let's have a pillow fight, I know you're tight
Thats when we turn off the lights
Girl if you're from orange county I'll fuck you right
and I think J-dog might, If I'm nice
Thats when we turn off the lights
Undead

[J-Dog:]
I be the J to the D, girls call from OC what are you doing?
I'll fuck you in your new Denali!
What a change.. cuz I fuck girls in alleys.. behind the Beauty Bar,
lets see how far we can go on a sexual safari
I got a dick like Kareem Abdul-Jabari
Now lets pray, go all the way,
your boyfriends gay, got his truck raised.. ain't I right?
Hey Shady.. (what?) let's have a pillow fight..
I'm a sex robot sent back from the fucking future
FUCK GIRLS DEEP, STICK IT IN THEIR POOPER

[Tha Producer:]
Girl your boobies look real nice to me tonight
Let's have a pillow fight, I know you're tight
Thats when we turn off the lights
Girl if you're from orange county I'll fuck you right
and I think J-dog might, If I'm nice
Thats when we turn off the lights
Undead

[Charlie Scene:]
I'm like the Brad Pitt of scene movies
Take off that shirt and let me see them B boobies
I like C boobies, D boobies, Z boobies..
sad boobies, mad boobies, clean boobies, mean boobies
I get pissed when the haters try and cock block
I get drunk an touch Tila in her hot spot
It's Charlie Scene, let me drink from your flask,
put on my mask and fuck you in the ass
Hey Charlie, how many girls you takin' home tonight?
My dicks sinned so much it should be crucified like Jesus Christ
BEEP BEEP hey, you girls need a ride? GET INSIDE!
I pull out my skin sword on the dance floor
rub it on your butt cheeks and watch it transform
You BETTER put out, DON'T MAKE ME HATE YOU..
Or I'll do the Michael Jackson and I'mo RAPE YOU!

[Tha Producer:]
Girl your boobies look real nice to me tonight
Let's have a pillow fight, I know you're tight
Thats when we turn off the lights
Girl if you're from orange county I'll fuck you right
and I think J-dog might, If I'm nice
Thats when we turn off the lights
Undead

Hey what is that? Is that a guy or a girl?
HEY FAGGOT!
[Jeffree Star:]
Shut the fuck up, you want me..
Bitches get mad that I swallow more cum than they can
Wanna give me a hand? Cuz I'll deep throat your dad
Then he'll cum on my face.. before I go on MySpace
An every guy wants my lipstick smeared on his nutsac
Let's play Barbie and shove Ken's dick in my ass..
Or you can be R. Kelly an pee on me
Just don't get it on my plastic surgery
And then I'll beat you like I did that bitch Stevie
You think that's funny?
Watch me eat Forbidden's fat pussy..

[Tha Producer:]
Girl your boobies look real nice to me tonight
Let's have a pillow fight, I know you're tight
Thats when we turn off the lights
Girl if you're from orange county I'll fuck you right
and I think J-dog might, If I'm nice
Thats when we turn off the lights
Undead

[Jeffree Star ad libs over chorus:]
Fucking cunt.. lick my pussy.. fucking cunt.. eat me out bitch!
Lick my pussy.. sit on my face daddy... FAGGOT!


2. DEAD IN DITCHES

[Deuce:]
Fucking faggots
That's when we, that's when we, that's when we ride!
That's when we, that's when we ride on these bitches!
That's when we, that's when we, that's when we ride!
That's when we, that's when we ride on these bitches!

That's when we ride on bitches!
You fucking faggot snitches!
So don't you try, we're packing nines
We leave you dead in ditches!
That's when we ride on bitches!
You fucking faggot snitches!
So don't you try, we're packing nines!
We leave you dead in ditches!

[Johnny 3 Tears:]
Don't get us wrong we only made this song
To make you feel hard when you hit the bong
And when the 40's up and then the 40's gone
To lick shots, kill cops to a hip-hop song
So pull them toasters out them holsters
Pull that shirt right off your shoulders
Pull that nine, this is how you hold her
Pull that trigger, HU soldiers!
Punk, rock out on the block!
Tick-tock, you cannot stop!
Hip-hop like when we drop-top so hot!
Johnny 3's been drinking whiskey
Trigger finger feeling frisky
When you shoot it's so damn risky
Dead in a ditch but I hope you miss me

[Deuce:]
That's when we ride on bitches!
You fucking faggot snitches!
So don't you try, we're packing nines!
We leave you dead in ditches!
That's when we ride on bitches!
You fucking faggot snitches!
So don't you try, we're packing nines!
We leave you dead in ditches!

[Charlie Scene:]
Wait up, hold on, oh no
Got you faggots in a choke-hold
And I think I like you but my 9 sure don't
And how many shots till you hit that floor, I bet four
Yo Charlie, you're loco
For sure, how many people dipping in my four-door?
I see 3
Bitch no, there's 5 in the back and your girl's on my lap
She's a down low, pro hoe, for sure
What, what the fuck did I just say?
I don't ask any questions I just spray
So hey, what I may say may be risque
Deuce made me this way
That's why you don't want no beef
'Cause me verse you is like beat the geek
And we can talk right here or in the street
But my gun talks first 'cause he loves to speak bitch!

[Deuce:]
That's when we ride on bitches!
You fucking faggot snitches!
So don't you try, we're packing nines
We leave you dead in ditches!
That's when we ride on bitches!
You fucking faggot snitches!
So don't you try, we're packing nines!
We leave you dead in ditches!

[Funny Man:]
Yo, in the Coupe DeVille with the shiny rims
Playing these bitches like a violin
I got more freaks than a carnival
Pop my trunk, there's my arsenal
I got gats, bats, straps, so let's start a war
I'll eat you alive like a carnivore
My guns need nicotine they smoke more than me
I'm with my boy Charles P. he'll go to war with me
Ooh, wee, yo King Kong swinging from a tree!
Dropping on these haters so they bleed!
I'm coming at you bitches full-speed!
Funny Man lay off the weed!
Oh, people get jealous when I'm skating on Daytons
And that's like Freddy Kruger hating on Jason
That's got the Funny Man losing his patience
Leave you dead in a ditch on Highland and Franklin

[Deuce:]
That's when we ride on bitches!
You fucking faggot snitches!
So don't you try, we're packing nines!
We leave you dead in ditches!

Undead!
What?
Say "what the fuck!"
Six shooters up!
Now what the fuck?
Point them up!

[J-Dog:]
Who's down to ride, who's down to ride?
Undead. pop shots. we're down to die
Who's down to die, who's down to die?
Undead, pop shots, we're bound to ride
Black hat sideways, white-bold "LA"
Flat on your back leave you smoked like an ashtray
Wig split, face ripped, nod if you're listening
Shot to the cross, leave you dead like a Christian
Pop, pop, your heart just stops, stops
When I just cock, cock, my gun
'Cause I shoot for fun
That's how the west was won
I sell an ounce and then I sell two more
Then I come to collect with the pistol 44
There's some truth to that, about the weed or the gat
You may never know just leave it at...

[Deuce:]
That's when we, that's when we, that's when we ride!
That's when we, that's when we ride on these bitches!
That's when we, that's when we, that's when we ride!
That's when we, that's when we ride on these bitches!


3. THE KIDS

[Deuce:]
Scene kids, ghetto jeans, gangsta's, 40's and the bling-bling sidekicks rollin' with the
cleanest feel

Shorty's, homies, Hollywood, Moscow, shake that ass like you care, wave your hands in the air

I go no, no, no, when I see J-dog, Darth, the sun god, they keep it hard

We move slow, slow, slow, shorty get that ass on the dance floor, Ashley K. come give me more

Ohhhh
Hooooo

Black shirts, Honda Civs, MySpace, Gangsta's don't know how to act, killa tat, dancin' to the
fattest tracks

Wood ranch, Hooligans, Jeffree Star, nigga's in shit alley show me where you at, beauty bar we
gettin' fat!

[J-Dog:]
J-J-J-J-dog, just broke up with my girl,
so from now on you see me at Club world, Moscow, 82
beat it, beat it through your skull in the
back of shit alley.
Get ready for me to grab your drink and show
you my grand finale.
Been accused of being a scene kid, but I get pussy as is.
'Cause your girl just MySpace'd me, I blew off a date with Jeffree.
To chill with her, to drink with her, to flow with
her so I can fuck her!
I light the dance floor on fire,
82 isn't over you fucking Liar
Will someone please delete Ricky's MySpace account don’t let me find out who took
EvanThomas750's out, 'cause I'll knock you the fuck out!
Drinkin' 40's with The Frauds, on the phone with my mom, cause I cant pay my rent,
money was lent.
Messaging my wife, getting drunker than life and I'm on the dance floor but I always want more.

[Deuce & J-Dog:]
Fuck the pain away make it through the day
Fuck the pain away make it through the day
Fuck the pain away make it through the day
Fuck the pain away make it through the day
Fuck the pain away make it through the day
Fuck the pain away make it through the day
Fuck the pain away make it through the day
Fuck the pain away make it through the day

[J-Dog:]
What's up to Killed By The Rich!!!! A2theS2theH2theO, Ndlestremofbombs.
What's up Jay and Bill!?
Hey Matt I was just kidding, dude!
You don’t believe me just ask, I'm chillin with Jeff, listening to From First to Last!


4. SCENE FOR DUMMIES

[Da Kurlzz:]
What! Yo, this is Da Kurlzz, bitch!
We ain't just a gang, motherfucker, but a way of life!
Yo check it! This is my boy, Tha Producer!

[Deuce:]
All you fags on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at.
Scene kids, ghetto stars come on grab your gats!
All the world and Hollywood, drinkin' 40's in the hood.
Tila Tila shake that ass like you know you should!

All you fags on sunset, show me where the fuck you at.
Chad Crews gettin' bruised now its time to move!
All the world and Hollywood, drinkin' 40's in the hood.
Tila Tila shake that ass like you know you should

[Funny Man:]
Hollywood Undead, get it through your head. Download this song, put in your iPod!
Fuck that! Put it on your homepage, you'll be the coolest kid on fuckin' myspace!

I'm at the scene club, told Jeffree Star to beat it,
'cause I left her a comment and saw that bitch delete it!
And thats fucked up because I sent it from my sidekick!
You got beef? Meet me on Franklin and Highland!

[Deuce:]
All you fags on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at.
Scene kids, ghetto stars come on grab your gats!
All the world and Hollywood, drinkin' 40's in the hood.
Tila Tila shake that ass like you know you should!

All you fags on sunset, show me where the fuck you at.
Chad Crews gettin' bruised now its time to move!
All the world and Hollywood, drinkin' 40's in the hood.
Tila Tila shake that ass like you know you should

[Charlie Scene:]
It's Charlie Scene! He ain't ever lookin' cheesy.
It's Charlie Scene! It ain't easy being sceney.
If I was you, I'd hate me too.
We can take it to the parking like 82, and bring your crew!
And I'd hate to be the one to break the news,
whoever chipped Mattie's tooth
I'll shank you too! BITCH!
That night at 82 the parking lot was stacked,
I grabbed my Gat and got my hand stamped by Matt.
I could barely walk around cause the dance floor was so packed.
I walked to the back and lit off some black cats - BAP! BAP! BAP! Hahaha!
Scene kids, tired of gettin' picked on by mean kids.
And I'd hate to be obscene kid, but have you seen my penis?
I know you have, 'cause that shit is bomb!
My dick's got more friends then Tom!
These scene clubs, I run these.
I should write the book "How To Be Scene For Dummies!"

[Deuce:]
All you fags on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at.
Scene kids, ghetto stars come on grab your gats!
All the world and Hollywood, drinkin' 40's in the hood.
Tila Tila shake that ass like you know you should!

All you fags on sunset, show me where the fuck you at.
Chad Crews gettin' bruised now its time to move!
All the world and Hollywood, drinkin' 40's in the hood.
Tila Tila shake that ass like you know you should

[Shady Jeff:]
Shit, fuckin' shit was brutal, I broke that fuckin' bitch off.
Yo! Shady Jeff with the mic!
Wanna shout out to my boys in FFTL on tour, roommate, Chad Crews, no more pills, fool!
Dave and Bridge, Pirate dawg (arr!), ev-sesh your mom misses you!,
Wrecking Crew Girls (I love you!),
The Frauds, Rosie: where the fuck the treats at!?,
Apartment 20, Franklin and Highland, Avenue 43, Nela fool, South Pass, Eagle Rock,
North Hollywood Compton, fool! Inglewood!

[Da Kurlzz:]
818! 213! 310! 323! LA BIATCH!

[Deuce:]
All you fags on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at.
Scene kids, ghetto stars come on grab your gats!
All the world and Hollywood, drinkin' 40's in the hood.
Tila Tila shake that ass like you know you should!

All you fags on sunset, show me where the fuck you at.
Chad Crews gettin' bruised now its time to move!
All the world and Hollywood, drinkin' 40's in the hood.
Tila Tila shake that ass like you know you should

[Shady Jeff:]
I cummed in her mouth!


5. CIRCLES

[Deuce:]
Take my hand lets go,
Somewhere we can rest our souls.
We'll sit where it's warm,
You say look we're here alone.

I was running in circles,
I hurt myself,
Just to find my purpose.

Everything was so worthless,
I didn't deserve this,
But to me you were perfect.

I'm scattered through this life.
If this is life I'll say good-bye.

She's gone like an angel,
With wings let me burn tonight.

I was running in circles
I hurt myself,
Just to find my purpose.
Everything was so worthless,
I didn't deserve this,
But to me you were perfect.

[Johnny 3 Tears:]
I see me writing on this paper.
Praying for some savior.
Wishing to intake her and save her.

In a world so, so godless. so thoughtless,
I don't know how we wrought this,
All the love that you brought us.

It feels like I'm killing myself.
Just willing myself.
Just to pray for some help.

I'd give it all just to have, have your eternity.
Cause it's all that assures me.
It's worth all that hurts me.

I'd give you my heart,
And I'd let you just hold it.
I'd give you my soul,
But I already sold it.

On that day
That day I walked away in December.
I will always remember.
I'll regret it forever.

I remember brown eyes,
So sad and blue skies.
Turned to darkness and night.
I'm so sick of the fight.

I won't breathe unless you breathe,
Won't bleed unless you bleed.
Won't be unless you be,
'Till I'm gone and I can sleep.

[Deuce:]
I was running in circles
I hurt myself,
Just to find my purpose.
Everything was so worthless,
I didn't deserve this,
But to me you were perfect.

[Deuce & Johnny 3 Tears:]
I've gone away,
Seen better times in yesterday (I hurt myself).
It's hard to say,
That everything will be okay (I hurt myself).

I've gone away,
Seen better times in yesterday (I hurt myself).
It's hard to say,
That everything will be okay (I hurt myself)


6. CHRISTMAS IN HOLLYWOOD

[Deuce:]
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe
Let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah
Let's get drunk

[Funny Man:]
Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas

[Deuce:]
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe
Let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah
Let's get drunk

[J-Dog & Charlie Scene:]
Just a little story about last Christmas
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts, and we gave some loving
The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
Little Timmy stole from 7-11
So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin
But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents
Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack
So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack
He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack
So we took the beer back and I fucked him in the ass!
It's Charlie Scene got egg-nog in my flask
The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped
Like, "Oh, my God! Is that Saint Nick?"
Kids give me your lists like it's the 25th
Been accused of being a bad kid
But I get presents as is
Mrs. Clause just MySpace'd me
I blew off a date on Christmas Eve
So I don't give a fuck if you're naughty or nice
You might still get a Rolly and a gang of ice
So write your list and never have no fear
Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead new year!
Fuck, yeah!

[Funny Man:]
Now watch the language, ho, ho, ho!

[Deuce:]
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe
Let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah
Let's get drunk

[Johnny 3 Tears & Da Kurlzz:]
I'm about to serve it up for all you boys and girls
Good kids, bad kids, even Da Kurlzz
We were chilling at home and decking the halls
So I checked my phone and Santa had called
He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve
He said that his jolly ass needed some help
He said Christmas ain't a day but a way of life
"If you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife!"
So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle
Funnier than fuck you can ask Chris Kringle
So we all took flight but something was fishy
He asked for road ahead and started to kiss me
Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows
Instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildos
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster
It wasn't Saint Nick, it was a fucking impostor!
When we found out he started to pout
I took my bandanna and I choked him out
I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth
Hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south
I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest
I met a lot of Jeffs but this one was the shadiest
When it comes to cheer that motherfucker's a Grinch
So if you don't like Christmas, fuck you, bitch!

[Funny Man:]
You kids are in big trouble. Oh, boy, ho, ho

[Deuce:]
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe
Let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah
Let's get drunk

Let's get drunk

[Funny Man:]
Ho, ho, hey. Looks like Santa had a little too much Mada Shavensen eggnog

[Deuce:]
Let's get drunk

[Funny Man:]
Hey, Hollywood Undead

[Deuce:]
Let's get drunk

[Funny Man:]
You're pretty naughty this year

[Deuce:]
Let's get drunk
Let's get drunk
Let's get drunk

[Funny Man:]
I ain't visiting you, faggots, so

[Deuce:]
Let's get drunk

[Deuce:]
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk
Let's get drunk

It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk

It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk


7. BITCHES

[Deuce:]
Bitches I hope you know
Bitches I hope you know

Bitches I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that hoe
Baby come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here let's bone
Bitches I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that hoe
Shorty come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here let's bone

[Funny Man & Charlie Scene:]
Yo, I'm up in the club and the party's jumping
Bitches passing by and they're eyeball-fucking
I'm drinking Cristal now they're trying to kiss me
Saya "Funny Man, can you sign my titties?"
Now I got four bitches in the back of my Rova
The fantastic four are saying "Funny, can I blow ya?"
Three were preppy and one was scene
So three for me and one for Charlie
This girl's seventeen now I'm a pedophile
Now she's showing me her tits I think this girl's gone wild
I whipped out my dick and her jaw hit the floor
Acting like she'd never seen a magnum before
Turn off the lights and now I'm gonna film it
Turn on the night-vision like she's Paris Hilton
Funny Man walked in and said "chupa mi pito"
Then she munched on his dick like a macho burrito
Fuck yeah!

[Deuce:]
Bitches I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that hoe
Baby come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here let's bone
Bitches I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that hoe
Shorty come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here let's bone

[Johnny 3 Tears & J-Dog:]
Now I'm Cadillacson, candle-waxing
I like your fat ass bitch, grab my jacket
And grab a taxi and get in the back seat
Fuck, suck, dick lick, man we nasty
Drive fast please 'cause this booze is not lasting
One too many shots and I seem to be passing
I think this chick is down, yeah she's down for the threesome
I called my homie Jay just to see if he need some
Just got back coming from the bar
Rubbing up her chickies titties in the back of her car
But your first mistake you said you liked my band
The second one's, you put my undead dick in your hand
And I'm taking secret pics on my cellular phone
I got my fingers in places where they don't belong
Horny as fuck, pressing my luck
Need my dick sucked so bitch give it up!

[Deuce:]
Bitches I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that hoe
Baby come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here let's bone
Bitches I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that hoe
Shorty come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here let's bone

Let's both get faded
'Cause you know that I want you
Let's both get naked
Girl you know that you want to
Baby we can have a party tonight
I wanna hit it 'cause I know that it's tight
Baby we can have a party tonight
I wanna hit it all night, all night, all night, all night!

Bitches I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that hoe
Baby come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here let's bone
Bitches I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that hoe
Shorty come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here
Don't stop yet I'm almost there!
Get your drunk ass over here let's bone!