Are you feeling alright, you say?
Left or right, I'm pissed anyway
They ask: how are you today?
Red or white, dark or bright, I'm wasted!
The monkey who dipped his balls in my whiskey!

You try to discuss with me
Mind is crashed and blind is my coffee
Drugs are all the same to me
But you talk, you talk, you talk and I'm wasted!
The monkey who dipped his balls in my whiskey!

You wanna know which side I play?
Up or down, I'm lost anyway
Roll over, everything is gray!
In the dark, you and me are wasted!
The monkey who dipped his balls in my whiskey!