1. GANG-RAPED BY BULLS

Visited the rodeo today

Figured I'd check out the bulls

Nobody was around so I snuck on in

Little did I know that the locks were jarred loose

I was gored from behind and knocked to the floor

Tearing open my garments with his horns, I was penetrated

Bull dick deep in my bowels

More bulls came in to join

Now I'm gagging on a lean, mean, cow fucking machine

Stomped on and gored at I lay there bleeding

Dying the most horrid way I could have imagined