1. BORED TO DEATH

I am bored to death
I'm just so bored of the human race
I'm so bored with life
And it don't matter what I say
I'm so sick of school, just so sick of that golden rule
I'm so sick of you, and I'm getting real sick of me

I am bored to death
I don't care where the world has been
I am bored to death
And I don't know where it's headed to
Just don't like you anyway
So sick of your golden way
I don't like faries
And I don't like fools, but it don't

Matter anyway
Just don't matter what I say
Ain't gonna change a fuckin Thing
I don't like faries
And I don't like fools so get the fuck Away from me

I am bored to death
I don't care where the world has been
I am bored to death
And I don't know where it's headed to


2. BEAT, BEAT, BEAT

Beat, beat, beat, be my beat girl
I don't care if it hurts, I'll start to scream
Beat, beat, beat, beat on me
Come on bitch and take a chance
Beat, beat, beat, beat on me
Get yourself a treat

Beat, beat, beat, beat on me bitch
If it squirts, I'ma start to itch
Beat, beat, beat, beat on me
Come on over here and
Beat, beat, beat, beat on me
I'ma start to scream

Beat, beat, beat, beat on me bitch
I don't care if it starts to itch, no
Beat, beat, beat, beat on me
Come on over here and you'll see
Beat, beat, beat, beat on me
Get yourself a treat


3. ONE MAN ARMY

Look out world, I'm a submachine gun for you
Shooting out bullets, gonna kill you too
Jumping up and down, screaming in the night
Taking orders from the man's gonna drive me wild

Well I'm a one man army, baby, that's all I need
I'm a one man army, baby, and I shoot bullets in the street
A one man bullet, I'm shooting the army down
I take no orders and I kill everyone I don't want around

Well I'm shooting up every night at ten
You best believe that it ain't gonna happen again
Gonna go out in the street, put my submachine down
Them bullets are flying, laying people on the ground

Well I'm a one man army, baby, that's all I need
I'm a one man army, baby, and I shoot bullets in the street
A one man bullet, I'm shooting the army down
I take no orders and I kill everyone I don't want around

Well I'm a one man army, baby, that's all I need
I'm a one man army, baby, and I shoot bullets in the street
A one man bullet, I'm shooting the army down
I take no orders and I kill everyone I don't want around


4. ASSFACE

You think you're on my ass girl but that ain't you
It's the only thing that reminds me of you
All fat and ugly and covered with zits
When you open your mouth out comes shit

Assface honey that's what you got
Sisyphus baby you can suck my cock
Assface (YEAH!) that's what I said
In place of a face you gotta ass instead

Don't you sit where you don't belong
Gonna find some rope that's good and strong
Gonna hang you from the highest tree
We wont take no shit you'll see

Assface honey that's what you got
Sisyphus baby you can suck my cock
Assface (YEAH!) that's what I said
In place of a face you gotta ass instead

I'll get you back girl one way or another
Get away Merle she ain't got no brother
??? somebody said
Because your neck is turning red

Assface honey that's what you got
Sisyphus baby you can suck my cock
Assface (YEAH!) that's what I said
In place of a face you gotta ass instead


5. PUSSY SUMMIT MEETING

Whore #1: Hi girls, how's business?
Whore #2: Oh, picking up.
Whore #1: You girls got time for a quick cup of coffee? I Could use a break, my feet are killing me.
Whore #3: Jesus, we'd like to, but we got a client. Should Be here any time now.
Whore #2: Sounds like a live one, he wants 10 of us. Big Spender too, and there's 100 bucks a piece in it for us.
Whore #1: 100? Sounds like a long night for you two. I'd Be careful if I where you though, could be a weird-o, you Know?
Guy: Excuse me, ladies, my name's Michael Todd and I Represent The Jabbers. I believe we've got a little Business arrangement, would you walk this way please?


6. CHERI LOVE AFFAIR

Hang on the corner with all the boys, watch me girls
You're looking really good, tonight I'll be your bundle of Joy

Sometimes I want you around, and other times I don't know Where to be found
Hanging out can surely get me down

All the guys say you're really keen, but I know, I've seen
They think that I'm feeling them, but I know what you're Selling men

Sometimes I want you around, and other times I don't know Where to be found
Hanging out can surely get me down

You're looking good and your looking neat, oh baby you're Looking sweet
Oh baby your looking hot, I want you baby, what you got

Sometimes I want you around, and other times I don't know Where to be found
Hanging out can surely get me down

Oh baby, oh yea, looking at you is like a cheri love affair
Mean magazines, film supremes, looking at you make me cream In my jeans
You got a nice body, got a real nice face, I'd like to take you to a real nice place

Sometimes I want you around, and other times I don't know Where to be found
Hanging out can surely get me down


7. AUTOMATIC

Everything you do is the same, SAME, SAME!
Over and over it's like a game, GAME, GAME!
Think you're Miss High Society, WOWEE!
Fuckin' all the rockstars that you meet, FUCK ME!

It makes no sense the things you do or say girl (automatic)
Cause everything you say comes back to me (automatic)
Don't go play with me emotionally (automatic)
Or I will make you bleed internally (automatic)

Think you are mister know it all, KNOW ALL!
Standards high but you value small, SMALL, SMALL
Class-A assholes telling you what to do, WHAT TO DO!
If you're from Boston you gotta be cool, FUCK YOU!


8. I NEED ADVENTURE

Well I need adventure, yes I do, I need adventure every day
Gotta have fast cars, wild women, gotta have my fun and Play all day
I need a wild woman, I need a girl to go down on me
Yea, I need adventure, just the kind that they promised you And me

Well I need adventure, give me danger, I'll take it in any Way
I'll take all that you can throw at me, ain't nobody Getting in my way
I need some wild women, I need some girls to go down on me
I need adventure, just the kind that they promised you and Me

Well I need adventure, come on boys and lets show 'em what We can do
We're gonna have a wild, wild party, gonna break out a Bottle of whiskey or 2
I need some wild women, I need some girls like you for free
Yea, I need adventure, just the kind that they promised you And me


9. DON'T TALK TO ME

Well I'm just sick and tired of talking on the phone
Sitting in your room conversing all alone
Talk, talk, talk, talk, talking about everybody else
But what you really rather do is talking about yourself, So....

Don't talk to me, don't talk
Don't talk to me, don't talk
Don't talk to me, don't talk
You don't talk to me, don't talk

You don't talk to me
Not even a word, not even a whisper
Just button your lip!

You aught to have a case of bloody larengitis!
We're sitting in a room with no one here beside us,
'cause we're sick and tired of listening to your neuratic Shit
Why don't you shut your mouth, stop acting like a twit

Cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha chatter chatter chatter!

You talk to me all night, but I don't know whats the mather
When you yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak
I'd like to tie your hands and feet and put you in a sack


10. UNPREDICTABLE

I'll tell you a story, what happened a long time-a
And it won't happen any more, more, more, more, more, more
You tell that girl everythinUnpredictable" bit more, more, More, more, more, more

Girls, girls are, they are so unpredictable
You can't believe what they tell you
Unpredictable, you gotta throw it away
Girls are so unpredictable, bull, bull, bull, bull, bull

You tell that girl everything that you wanted to
And then she wanted a little bit more, more, more, more
You tell her you don't want to see her pretty little face Again
You don't go knocking at my door, door, door, door, door,

Girls, girls are, they are so unpredictable
You can't believe what they tell you
Unpredictable, you gotta throw it away
Girls are so unpredictable, bull, bull, bull, bull, bull

You tell that girl everything that you wanted to
And then she wanted a little bit more, more, more, more
You tell her you don't want to see her pretty little face Again
You don't go knocking at my door, door, door, door, door

Girls, girls are, they are so unpredictable
You can't believe what they tell you
Unpredictable, you gotta throw it away
Girls are so unpredictable, bull, bull, bull, bull, bull


11. 1980's ROCK 'N' ROLL

Another decade has come and faded
Another 10 years in front of you
To keep us all from going insane
All we gotta do is keep on playin'


Rock 'n' roll, 1980's
Rock 'n' roll, just the ladies
Rock 'n' roll, turn it up louder
Rock 'n' roll, never been prouder
1980's...
1980's rock 'n' roll, 1980s rock n roll

C'mon along, it's a rock 'n' roll party
So bring your friends and don't be tardy
You're so far, but you'll never be in
Until you hear what's happenin'

Rock 'n' roll, just the ladies
Rock 'n' roll, 1980's
Rock 'n' roll, turn it up louder
Rock 'n' roll, never been prouder
1980's...
1980's rock 'n' roll, 1980s rock n roll

Rock 'n' roll, 1980's
Rock 'n' roll, just the ladies
Rock 'n' roll, turn it up louder
Rock 'n' roll, never been prouder
1980's...