1. AIDS THROUGH BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS

Shit fag pussy AIDS infected Whore
I hope your children get AIDS too and die like you
You thought you got it from gargling sperm
But no it was AIDS through Blood Transfusion.

"Many people got AIDS through Blood Transfusions..."


2. FINE KOREAN DOG MEAT

"Dog stew is a traditional Korean dish, eaten on the hottest days of summer. But some Koreans want to change this, dog lovers want this inhumane treatment of dogs to cease"

I was eating dog meat in Korea one day and it tasted great
I first ripped off the cock and shoved it up my nose, then swallowed it whole
Then I ate its balls, they were very chewy, and white stuff from them filled my mouth
I look forward to visiting Korea again one day.


3. CANADIAN FART IDOL

"I totally just farted...I TOTALLY JUST FARTED!"

That maple syrup gave me gas, it's not aboot the smell
I smelt that fart it smelt so good, I wanna fart some more
I'll blow the leaves right off that maple tree, and use them to wipe my ass
Farting is br00tal that's why pornogrind vocals are farting
Thank you Canada for inspiring our vocals.


4. 2 GIRLS 1 CUP AND HALF A BRAIN

I searched all over the net to find the 2 Girls 1 Cup video
It was always blocked and shit, but when I found one
It grossed me out, 2 Girls 1 Cup, loads of shit, piss and puke
It was sickening, but it some how gave me the hardest boner ever
It was so hard I hit it against the wall and the plaster cracked
I masturbated over the computer screen and my cum hit the ceiling
2 Girls 1 Cup and half a brain gave me such pleasure.


5. URGE FOR MY OWN FAECES

I was hungry one day so I went for a shit
Disappointed, out only came a bit
So I shitted even harder and let one drop
Now I have a nice brown shit lolly pop
Softer on the inside and harder on the shell
I know it's fucking gross but what the hell
I've eaten many weirder things before
I've eaten dick that's why I'm called a whore.

"It's kind of, very soft in the middle, quite, the shell's quite tough but, it's actually not bad at all"