1. THE BADASS BEERGULL

We’ve escaped from the gallows,
And running to the docks,
The guards are shooting with arrows,
They pursuit us with dogs.

A ship was about to sail away,
we’ve climbed up to the board
But before we leave the bay
We kill the mercenary horde.

The ship’s captain was so angry,
He swore me with a curse
He wanted a duel with me
I answered with these words:

||: God has forgotten us
And Devil doesn’t care,
So let’s go and fight with us
If you’re fool enough to dare. : ||

"Choose a weapon, gun or sword ?"
I chose the shiny blade,
I think he was a bit to bold,
And didn’t seem to be afraid.

I smiled and taught it will be fun
His last day will this be,
So I grabbed my hidden gun
And shot him to the knee.

"I will torture your damned body,
You’ll be eaten by rat's !"
Blame yourself, it’s your fault, buddy,
You shouldn’t challange pirates.

||: God has forgotten us
And Devil doesn’t care,
So let’s go and fight with us
If you’re fool enough to dare. :|| (x3)

It was a good day to murder,
We don’t run anymore,
We sail the seas now further,
And have fun with every whore.

There’s just one thing to be done :
The ship’s name!It’s awful...
So I gave it a cooler one :
The Badass Beergull.

YAR-YAR-YAR-YAR-HAR-HARR
YAR-YAR-YAR-YAR-HAR-HARR


2. DANCE ON THE WAVES

A pirate doesn't care about the laws
Written by turncoats
Who count money all the day
And violate oaths.

He spits into the noble's face
Right between the eyes
And hates all those bastards
Who think they are wise.

[Chorus]
A heavy sea is running, the wind rips our sails,
We enjoy this crazy dance and ride on the waves.

But there are two huge powers
On this wavy world
That makes a pirate saluting
Without a single word :

The wind can bring your ship back home
Or to the "bloody hell"
The sea can swallow everything
No one hears your yell

[Chorus]

If you don't respect them
Your fate will be bad
You can't do anything
They choose : alive or dead

[Chorus]


3. KRAKEN' ROLL

In hope of fun and girls we sail to the east
But the rumor has it there lives a horrible beast
After a long time we noticed in sight
Not one but two monsters were in a fight

The captain said: Enjoy the show!Watch who wins
Let's sell their trophies, we'll live like kings
One of them dies pull it's head on the board
Take it to the market for loads of gold

[Chorus #1]
Show no mercy kill it you bitch!
We cut its head off and we'll be rich.
Show no mercy 'n get our treasure
If you'd be quick thad would be pleasure.

Captain's speech :
"Listen my men ! Look at this two great enemies of the sailors!See these legendary creatures !
They have been decreasing our numbers, killing our fellowers so long.
But now they ar fighting against each other. Let us be patient during this battle.
Wait ! Until one of them is dead !
Than we will take the looser's head. The emperor will give us tonns of treasure.
We will live like kings forever. Or better ! Like gods."

So we just watched and made our bets
Kraken or Cthulhu will sink to the depths
Our minds are full of rum 'n pictures of wealth
'Till these fuckers battle to the bloody death

The match lasts since many days now
One of them should die in no time somehow
As we waiting for the morderous hit
We're tired, hungry and thirsty as shit

[Chorus #1] (x2)

The Kraken won, Cthulhu lost the battle
For his victory let's open the last bottle.
The corpse is sunken, there's nothing to offer
The captain has lied to us, he deserves to suffer !

Crew's rebellion :
"Where's the head, captain ? Where is it ? We sacrificed our last 40 days for nothing ?!?!
Now you will suffer... Pals ! Bind his legs and arms ! Let's keelhaul this fucker !
To the plank with him ! Say "hello" to Cuthulhu in our name !
We hope the emperor will pay a lot of gold for a corpse of a famous pirate captain !"

[Chorus #2] (x2)
Show no mercy and keelhaul that bitch !
Give him to the cityguards and we'll be rich.
Show no mercy and spit in his face !
And get the fuck off from this cursed place.


4. THE MOANING SIREN

After a glorious plunderful day
With gold in our pockets we've reached the bay
Our clothes are dirty, we're tired as hell
Our throates are thirsty, we could drink as well

But before sinking in rum and get our money spent
We'll have some nasty time in The Moaning Siren
It is a brothel in the heart of the harbor
Girls will give you there more love than Amor

[Chorus]
Raise your flask for their beauty
To make you happy is their duty
One more girl and one more tankard
Let's have fun you lucky, filthy bastard !

The madam of the M.S. knows us by name
She'll turn you into a beggar if you're too lame
When she sees us at the front of the door
She smiles and leads us to the first floor

On the bed lays my well payed love
I throw off my pants and I get above
She is so naughty and can't get enough
does not care if you are too rough

[Chorus]

I spend all my money
For such a nice body
Now come to me honey
nasty little bunny

Her legs are so nice
Totally worth the price
I want to do it twice
It takes me to the paradise

There comes the sun
It's time to end the fun
And now I am done
What an awesome run !

My time is up and my pocket is empty
So I have to leave the room poor but gently
It's the best brothel around the world
To the Hell with those who say at it a bad word !

On the way to the Beergull,I saw a man on the street
He was drunk and rude,couldn't stand on his feet
I looked over and didn't see the guards around
So I stole his gold and went to the Siren
For one more round