1. NON STOP TO NOWHERE

I'm on the lame train
I got a first class ticket
On the nonstop to nowhere
Where it takes me I don't know
I guess the tracks you lay are your own

Well, it's five o'clock in the morning
And I can't fall asleep again
Times are changing and moving fast
Way too fast for me
Seems like only yesterday
I was skipping school and stealing gasoline

I've been talking
I guess you call it talking a white lie
One minute I'm on top of the world
And the next thing you know

I'm on the lame train
I got a first class ticket
On the nonstop to nowhere
Where it takes me I don't know
I guess the tracks you lay are your own

Sometimes I just and daydream
And I just slip away from here
If only I had a crystal ball
Or could invent a time machine
I'd go into the future, take a good look around
And see what life has in store for me

I've been walking
I guess you call it walking a thin line
One minute I'm on top of the world
And the next thing you know

I'm on the lame train
I got a first class ticket
On the nonstop to nowhere
Where it takes me I don't know
I guess the tracks you lay are your own

It's like a chain gang
I know the exit but my problems
Seem to follow me wherever I go
Nonstop to nowhere

I don't believe the preachers
They're just sticking out their hands
I don't believe the government
And who is this Uncle Sam
Mr. Conductor will you help me off this train
Well, I believe I'm on the wrong one
And it's taking me down the drain


2. THE BODY THIEF

Do you take what's in the box
Or what's behind door 213
Chocolate man's gone crazy
He's in the Oxford up the street
Gonna take the Green River boat ride
With a Sea-Tac walking ho
With a cast of killers, Black and Decker drillers
Funked up mental load

Hides the hooded zodiac
Hey baby, what's your sign
Got San Francisco shaking
Like the San Andreas line
Chuckie's selling time share
At the San Quentin country club
Gien the mean lone furniture fiend
Selling tickets to his house of blood

The sweat beads up as the devil in you
Winds your ticking time bomb
And lights your vicious fuse

Gone, gone daddy, you're really gone
On your bed of tales you somber on
Gone, gone daddy, you're just a body thief
Gone, gone daddy, you're really gone
Does it get you high, does it turn you on
Gone, gone daddy, you're just a body thief

Teddy scared my mother
And the collegiate debutant
Clicked the switch and watched him twitch
We fried the bastard raw
Jeff's got one foot in the closet
One hand in the cookie jar
That ain't Palmolive you're soaking in
It's the flesh remover sauce


3. JACK THE BASTARD

Meet Jack the bastard
He's born without a face
He breeds disaster
Everywhere he stays
Searching for his maker
Which he may never find
His mama was a Shaker
With a sweet, heart-shaped behind

Well, he just goes anyway the wind blows
He doesn't know the way
It doesn't matter which way the wheels roll
He doesn't know the way

Meet Jack the bastard
Oh no, oh no no
Meet Jack the bastard

He's a man MAD
He's another Atilla the Hun
Someone pissed in his Wheaties
No picnic for the father and son
Searching for gold in a coal mine
Just turns your fingers black
From Seattle to the Carolines
With a dead monkey on your back

Well, he just goes anyway the wind blows
He doesn't know the way
It doesn't matter which way the wheels roll
He doesn't know the way

Meet Jack the bastard
Oh no, oh no no
Meet Jack the bastard

He's a son of a bitch
And he's bruised and he's pissed
He's alone


4. BIG DICTIONARY

You got the right pronunciation
But you got the meaning all wrong
It's my, my first edition
Revise it if you like, but just remember
It's a young man's book of bones

There's more to me than the words I read
Is it a language that's new to you
If you open your eyes instead of your legs
I wouldn't have to spell it out for you

She just loves me for my big dictionary
She wants my vocabulary
Complete from A to Z
When she puts her hands on my big dictionary
Mary, Mary's quite contrary
Thesaurus girl you've ever seen
Can you ride my composition
It's a tongue in cheek religion
That I simply just made up
Maybe it's my, my superstition
You don't love me for my rhyme
Well, you know that's just my luck

There's more to me than the words I read
Is it a language that's new to you
If you open your eyes instead of your legs
I wouldn't have to spell it out for you

She just loves me for my big dictionary
She wants my vocabulary
Complete from A to Z
When she puts her hands on my big dictionary
Mary, Mary's quite contrary
Thesaurus girl you've ever seen

Hey there, sunflower
If I was to let your fingers do the walking
Through my Yellow Pages
Would you know what they mean
Oh yes, I would
I know I would
And between them I'll read


5. MADAM RUBY'S LOVE BOUTIQUE

Loose lips and poker chips
If you're gonna talk speakeasy to me
Trash Can Louie knows the secret word
For a shiny dime he'll give it to me
They pay the fuzz and rub the judge
Grease the local D.A.
It's down at the end of lonely street
Where Ruby's doves give it away

And behind the two-way mirrors
Cheap and nasty, nasty girls
Threads just disappear

Madam Ruby's love boutique
A sex shop Mon Cheri
What this boy calls fun others call obscene
Madam Ruby's love boutique
Cheeks as smooth as crepe de chine
At Madam Ruby's love boutique

A snap-on diva from across the room
Blows a little kiss to me
You can smell the magic of that bone dragon
Swinging her hips over to me
Up the stairs and down the hall
To love room number five
Put your token in her vibrating box
And watch Sadie come, come alive


6. ONLY WAY OUT

What could I have done to make you hit me so hard
Your cigarette's not the only thing that's left a scar
You make me feel like painting the bathroom red
I better leave before I'm brain dead

It's the only way out
It's the only way out of here
It's the only way out
It's the only way out of here
Well it's the only way
Well it's the only way out

Mama says you're not supposed to touch me there
Be a good little girl and give daddy your teddy bear
Now she's on the corner selling lemonade
Papa selling pictures of her in a cage

It's the only way out
It's the only way out of here
It's the only way out
It's the only way out of here
Well it's the only way
Well it's the only way out

There are some things you can never ignore
There's so much sick folk in this world we adore


7. MAID IN WONDERLAND

Bitten by the bed bug, she slipped in the slime
Said I remember, everything was fine
Had the boys wrapped around your fingers back in your prime
You used to play the violin thinking everything divine

How long must you play
With your pins and needles
The wrong prick will take you away
Like it or now

This old maid lives in wonderland
This old maid seems to sink even deeper in her own quicksand

Always digging for gold in all the wrong places
A brown nose and a dirty smile, you better wash it off your face
Junk is your religion, it's the only thing that makes you pray
You used to look like Marilyn now you look through a window pane

How long must you play
With your pins and needles
The wrong prick will take you away
Believe it or not

This old maid lives in wonderland
This old maid seems to sink even deeper in her own quicksand
This old maid lives in wonderland
This old maid dances with the leeches, they walk hand in hand

You stumble down the road that appears, that's perfectly clear
Sit back and watch your world slowly crumble and disappear


8. FRIENDS

Who said that money was everything
Well, that's a crock, you know what I'm sayin
When the well runs dry
Say goodbye to your fair-weather friends
If I need a hug
And I feel like crawling under a rug
If I fell on my face
I know that you'd be there to help me up

Cause it's you, only you that makes me strong
Ain't nobody gonna make me live my life alone

A friend won't leave me lying in the road
While the others they just pelt me with their sticks and stones
Won't steal my money
Won't rob my home or take my honey
A friend will always be there when I grow old

You know, lovers they come and go
Like ships to a dock, a bunch of heartbreakers they are
They blind you with their innocence
Tie your heart in knots
If I need some hope
And I feel I'm at the end of my rope
You make that funny face
You're always there to cheer me up

Cause it's you, only you to take me along
Ain't nobody I'd rather have to help me sing a song

A friend won't leave me lying in the road
While the others they just pelt me with their sticks and stones
Won't steal my money
Won't rob my home or take my honey
A friend will always be there when I grow old

Cause it's you, only you that makes me strong
Ain't nobody I'd rather have to help me sing a song


A friend won't leave me lying in the road
While the others they just pelt me with their sticks and stones
Won't steal my money
Won't rob my home or take my honey
A friend will always be there when I grow old
Won't think it's funny
Will stand for me when others call me a dummy
A friend will always be there when I grow
A friend will always be there when I grow
A friend will always be there when I grow old


9. CAT BASH

You guys think you're so fucking cool cause you're in Faster
P-p-p-pussy-pussy-pussy-pussy-pussy-pussycat
You guys might have gone gold but have you gone platinum, platinum, platinum, I
don't think so
When was the last time your video was on T.V.
(We don't give a shit what the fuck you think)
Hey we just done slapped a dick across their ear and gave'm a big ol' welt
I never said that I slept with you on the Sally Jesse Raphael Show but I think you
should remember what did indeed occur
(We don't give a shit what the fuck you think)
I was wondering if, uh, the shit that was said on Sally Jesse Raphael Show was true
cause boy they were two ugly bitches
Tinsel town (Tinsel town) Hollywood queer
(We don't give a shit what the fuck you think)
You are my true love, my dream man, you are my idols, please call me
I don't think so
(We don't give a shit what the fuck you think)
You guys have no musical integrity, you have no musical ability
You got some lipstick I can borrow
Don't get choked, sucking off your band members cocks
You fuckin' cheese puff faggot
(We don't give a shit what the fuck you think)
You got some lipstick I can borrow
Fuckin' little faggot users
Cram it in balls and all, I don't think so
Faster Pussycat they suck
(We don't give a shit what the fuck you think)
I happen to think that you're all a bunch of cum guzzling prick dripping assholes
Faster Pussycat is God
(We don't give a shit what the fuck you think)
End of message
I don't think so


10. LOOSE BOOTY

A booty-booty

Well here's a story about a floppy romp
All in all it seemed so fun
You got a rotten bladder and fat can knees
That's why she wears plastic sheets

Her butt, it drags along the street
Now there are no room for me
She had the face of a pony if she went on a diet
Come on fat bitch, do us truly

Nice girl
She tried to sit on me
Nice girl
She's way too fat for me
Nice girl
That someone dents her teeth
Nice girl
She tried to squeeze the shakes out of me

Loose booty
Loose booty

Big old lady had a woobly ol' butt
You thought that was big, you should've seen her gut
Well the bird was a psychic, she waddled
She's so big, she's got her own zip code

That lady can house a family of four
Give me a chimichanga please se


11. MR LOVEDOG

I left the evergreen combat zone
For a taste of the better life for me
The star dog left the mother bone
For a jewel he'd never find or see

You may have hated me, I don't know
But I loved the way you played your role
You couldn't stop to kick the jive
It left your kin with salty eyes

Hey Mr. Lovedog, you will always be
The one back home that could have had it all
Hey Mr. Lovedog, Lord knows you never really knew me
God bless your velvet gifted soul
Makes no sense at all

Now you're the holy roller
With the hubcap diamond star halo
This is goodbye to Captain Hi-top
Hope your Pearl Jam can keep it strong

They may have hated me, I don't know
But I loved the way you played your role
You couldn't stop to kick the jive
It left your kin with salty eyes

Hey Mr. Lovedog, you will always be
The one back home that could have had it all
Hey Mr. Lovedog, Lord knows you never really knew me
God bless your velvet gifted soul
Makes no sense at all

Higher and higher and higher we go
Where we stops, nobody knows


12. OUT WITH A BANG

I'm a stoned line flunky that didn't kiss your
Ask your questions, I didn't pass your test
I'm the poster boy for delinquent debauchery
I'm incognito
Got my Al Capone sunglasses on
The Babylon night crawler
With a prima donna on my wing

Gonna make some noise before I die
Shoot the bullets I loaded
Can't catch me if you tried anyway

I'm gonna live with no remorse or sorrow
The devil made me do it and I'd do it again
Don't care if I slip into a grave tomorrow
Cause when I go out I'm going out with a bang

Freeze this is a stick up in your
Ask and thy shall receive a sentence
Life in confinement ain't a life for me
I ditched the police man
Still got my Smith and Wesson cuffs
That links me to the money
My head bone is connected to her lip bone

Gonna make some noise before I die
Shoot the bullets I loaded
Can't catch me if you tried anyway

I'm gonna live with no remorse or sorrow
The devil made me do it and I'd do it again
Don't care if I slip into a grave tomorrow
Cause when I go out I'm going out with a bang

Dig it, I'm not your wallflower
Ain't no puppet, ain't no saint
Call me old fashioned but I'll do ya on the first date


13. TOO TIGHT

It's not safe, can't you understand
Your puppy love noose got my balls in hand
And it ain't easy being me
I don't understand myself
It's not the season for a sweetheart relation
It's out of my hands when the feeling leaves the station
Really I don't need this house of pain

You squeeze me 'til there's no reply
And I'm all out of breath
I drowned in your river
And pulled out your sliver
I'm sleeping with the dogs again

It's just too tight
Your grip on my, on my heart yeah
It's just too tight
It's just a strangulation
It just ain't right
Loosen your noose, this ain't hangman
This ain't right
It squeezes the daylights out of me
It's too tight

Down around the corner at Rosco's kitchen
You're giving me the runs with all your bitchin
You're a fool child, a fool to fall for me
Maybe someday I'll get my house in the meadow
Put a bun in the oven, throw away my stiletto
Really I don't know just where or when

You squeeze me 'til there's no reply
And I'm all out of breath
I drowned in your river
And pulled out your sliver
I'm sleeping with the dogs again

It's just too tight
Your grip on my, on my heart yeah
It's just too tight
It's just a strangulation
It just ain't right
Loosen your noose, this ain't hangman
This ain't right
It squeezes the daylights out of me
It's too tight

Maybe I'm dumb, yeah maybe I'm stupid
But I say shoot that stupid ass Cupid
If he knocks, knocks on my door again


14. CHARGE ME UP

It's not that I'm lonely
I'm just tired of keeping the rats company
It's not that I need someone to help me
Drag me out of bed and brush my teeth
I'm as aggravated as an old hound dog
Trying to remember where I buried my bone
Knocked off my feet and on my back
And these damn shorts are creeping up my crack
And it's hard to feel the sun when I'm sittin in the shade
It's all a bore to me when everything stays the same

Come on be my power station
Everyone needs a light
I don't need no paid vacation
To get me electrified

Come on, charge me up
And don't ever let me come
Don't ever let me come down
Charge me up
Cause it's all I need to keep me sound

I hate to sound ungrateful
But honey I could take to a little more of your energy
Well you're my, my addiction
And I'm strung out from your head down to your feet
You finally got me out from under my stone
And the big old dog finally found his bone
Back on my feet and off my back
And ripped those shorts right out of my crack
And it's good to feel the sun, I'm out of the shade
What was a bore to me just up and went away

Come on be my power station
Everyone needs a light
I don't need no paid vacation
To get me electrified

Come on, charge me up
And don't ever let me come down
Don't ever let me come down
Charge me up
Cause it's all I need to keep me sound

It's not that I'm lonely
I'm just tired of keeping the rats company
It's just bad company
Well you're my, my addiction
And I'm strung out from your head down to your feet
Just a fix is all I need

I don't need to paid vacation
To get me electrified
Got me a sweet little power station
That keeps me satisfied